Who has any badges to show me? Maybe I can get them too! BTW, I'm new here.
At this point I should probably write an article for Help & Info to help guide these sad, misunderstood children.
It'd give you another excuse to ban them when they didn't read it. Not that you needed one in the first place.
Come to think of it, you also wouldn't have to go giving them the exact same advice over and over again. You could just link them to the article and be done with it.
"As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly." -Proverbs 26:11
Also gets a shout out in II Pet 2:20-22:
"If indeed they have escaped the corruption of the world through the knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,f only to be entangled and overcome by it again, their final condition is worse than it was at first. It would have been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness than to have known it and then to turn away from the holy commandment passed on to them. Of them the proverbs are true: “A dog returns to its vomit,” and, “A sow that is washed goes back to her wallowing in the mud.”"