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The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzX2GHkifyM

This was from World's Dumbest Criminals 22. I love this. Let me know what you think.

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago
My idol right there.

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

amen to that brother.

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

Wow, that person is so smart!  That was funny.

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

Haha, that's awesome.

I don't remember when it was, but I heard on the radio about... 4 or 5 years ago, now, that there was a dumb robber here in town also.  So, the guy enters the store, guns out, and asks for the money in the register, etc etc.  The clerk looks at the robber and asks, "Hey, are you a too young to rob my store?"

"What?" he asks.

"I believe that you have to be at least 18 to rob a store around here," the clerk with the massive balls insists.

"Well, I am.  I'm 19."

"No, no, you don't look like 19 to me.  At all."

So, the angry gunman pulls out his wallet and says, "See!  There it is.  Born ___," whatever year it was, "I'm 19 years old." 

The clerk now switches to actor mode and goes, "Oh!  Holy crap, I'm so sorry!  Please don't hurt me, just take the money!"

The moment the robber leaves, the cleck calls the police and gives them his name and adress, and he gets arrested the same day.  One of my favorite accounts of stupid criminals, haha.

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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That's so fucking funny. Jesus christ.

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

^Agreed. I to think, people want a better education system.

Best criminal :P - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_rRlNLpW0k&feature=search

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

Oh man. I didn't realise it was for real at first, it was so bloody stupid..

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

Yeah, true story. haha  That guy was so damn stupid... haha

But the balls on that clerk!  haha  I wouldn't have even thought of that.

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago
What a badass! I'd be so freaked, having a gun in my face...

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

Same here, dude.  I just say "Here, take it.  Enjoy.  Get the fuck out." haha  Well, not exactly.

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

"You do realize that there are security cameras recording you right now."

*Criminal looks at the camera and begins Irish dancing*

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

Haha, wow, stupid. Nice robbering. All that dialog was fake right?

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

Sadly. I can imagine the criminal saying that though.

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

Jeff is the one of most contributing ppl on this site, he even posts funny video links!

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago
I love that sentence.

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

Was that a compliment or an insult?

Woohoo, once I get my free point I'm at 900!

The Dumbest Person in the Known Universe

8 years ago

Hahah! I love how the holes don't even match up with his eyes and he can't see.