This was from World's Dumbest Criminals 22. I love this. Let me know what you think.
amen to that brother.
Wow, that person is so smart! That was funny.
Haha, that's awesome.
I don't remember when it was, but I heard on the radio about... 4 or 5 years ago, now, that there was a dumb robber here in town also. So, the guy enters the store, guns out, and asks for the money in the register, etc etc. The clerk looks at the robber and asks, "Hey, are you a too young to rob my store?"
"What?" he asks.
"I believe that you have to be at least 18 to rob a store around here," the clerk with the massive balls insists.
"Well, I am. I'm 19."
"No, no, you don't look like 19 to me. At all."
So, the angry gunman pulls out his wallet and says, "See! There it is. Born ___," whatever year it was, "I'm 19 years old."
The clerk now switches to actor mode and goes, "Oh! Holy crap, I'm so sorry! Please don't hurt me, just take the money!"
The moment the robber leaves, the cleck calls the police and gives them his name and adress, and he gets arrested the same day. One of my favorite accounts of stupid criminals, haha.
^Agreed. I to think, people want a better education system.
Best criminal :P - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_rRlNLpW0k&feature=search
Oh man. I didn't realise it was for real at first, it was so bloody stupid..
Yeah, true story. haha That guy was so damn stupid... haha
But the balls on that clerk! haha I wouldn't have even thought of that.
Same here, dude. I just say "Here, take it. Enjoy. Get the fuck out." haha Well, not exactly.
"You do realize that there are security cameras recording you right now."
*Criminal looks at the camera and begins Irish dancing*
Haha, wow, stupid. Nice robbering. All that dialog was fake right?
Sadly. I can imagine the criminal saying that though.
Jeff is the one of most contributing ppl on this site, he even posts funny video links!
Was that a compliment or an insult?
Woohoo, once I get my free point I'm at 900!
Hahah! I love how the holes don't even match up with his eyes and he can't see.