Do you know what happens to knights who dare oppose me? They’re soundly beaten, torn to shreds, reduced to mere ashes, utterly and completely obliterated. No one can defeat the great and mighty (and—dare I say—quite handsome) Knarr'ator. I’m the best, most awesomest dragon there ever is, was, and will be. And yet here you stand, just a character in my story, challenging me like the fool you are. If you think you stand a chance against me, you’ve got another think coming.

But by all means, go ahead and try.

It seems you’ve found yourself within
The troublesome affair
Of trekking through the timberland
To slay the dragon there.

They claim it a ferocious fiend;
However will you fare?

My entry for the December 2016 Ballad Contest.

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French dragons.

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Vides meam barbam, et amas eam!

Image by Acrid.

This is doubtlessly terrible Kiswahili.

Dvořák? Check.

Dragon? ...Check.

Kobold? Chick.

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@TheChef pointed out that assigning multiple variables dice roll values on the same link doesn't work as expected either. Seems like the link only rolls a random value once and then scales it to fit all of them. If you reset two variables to 1D25, they'll always come out equal; if you reset one to 1D100 and another to 1D50, the latter will always be half of the former (±1).

Start of the Rawring 20s.

The Firefox version of 0.7.1 is actually available on the proper site now and should auto-update for anyone who didn't download it via Discord. Turns out the FTP host name changed.

Squir-squir-squirtle

also happy holidays lol

Version 0.7.1 is live! This revision fixes a couple issues, but it does also come with a new feature and the framework for some future additions.

Heck yeah, sign me up to join the FAM! (furries against mizal)

Looks like he used Selenium. The code for his scraper is on his repo if anyone pythony wants to take a look at it!

If anyone's interested, this is this list of published stories that were included in the scraper. It's an incomplete list, missing at least 9 because those ones are unpublished and a little harder to quickly get the title of in an automated fashion, some might have been removed, and there also could have been extra sources added manually.