Do you know what happens to knights who dare oppose me? They’re soundly beaten, torn to shreds, reduced to mere ashes, utterly and completely obliterated. No one can defeat the great and mighty (and—dare I say—quite handsome) Knarr'ator. I’m the best, most awesomest dragon there ever is, was, and will be. And yet here you stand, just a character in my story, challenging me like the fool you are. If you think you stand a chance against me, you’ve got another think coming.

But by all means, go ahead and try.

It seems you’ve found yourself within
The troublesome affair
Of trekking through the timberland
To slay the dragon there.

They claim it a ferocious fiend;
However will you fare?

My entry for the December 2016 Ballad Contest.

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French dragons.

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Vides meam barbam, et amas eam!

Image by Acrid.

This is doubtlessly terrible Kiswahili.

Dvořák? Check.

Dragon? ...Check.

Kobold? Chick.

Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test

Well look forward to it because he will.

HOT GAY BRO DRAGONS

tfw no sexy flounder-eyed dragon bf

He's getting a 503 from codepen for some reason. So it has to be something on codepen's end, right?

But it's kinda hard to search because you just get a lot of error page mockups instead.

I'm glad I could be of service!

Yep! All good over here.

Hopefully it wasn't just a "me" problem.

I still recommend you use switch the protocol, because likewise FF wasn't working for me (specifically "Blocked loading mixed active content" in the console), and changing your script's URL to https was what fixed that.

So some browsers are simply not loading the external JS? I'm guessing it's because some people are viewing the site on HTTP and some HTTPS, and some browsers are more aggressive about not loading insecure content on secure pages. Try replacing http with https when referencing the JS file.

Hey, if it works, it works!

...Which it does, for me, on Chrome, so I can't immediately see what might be going wrong.

FF version is live! They want me to add some screenshots still, but it's available to install now. Access it here.

I've gone and pushed a new version, 0.8.1. New feature: the option "Compressed Sidebar". Uncheck it and the sidebar will be fully expanded again when the default site theme is being used.

For Chrome users, you don't need to do anything; this is the only change and it's already live. For Firefox users, I'm also going through the process of having the extension hosted on Mozilla's add-on site instead of hosting it on my own. This means that once it goes live, I imagine anyone using the FF version of the extension will need to install it through that new product page to continue receiving automatic updates.

It looks like it'll be some time still, but I'll post the link when the review process is done.