4/1/2023

3/21/2026 4:25 AM

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1 win / 2 losses

Architect

“This is the ending all stories must eventually reach:
silence around an empty stage.”

—Unknown

Lazarus Cage

They want to keep you bound in the dark, but you won't let them. You will get out, fight and flee, fail and die, then try again and again...

Nautilus

Grudges must always be the first to die when a storm arrives.

After years away you return home to your dying father, but will you be able to get your brother to forgive you for leaving? And will you step up to the challenge to inherit your father's most prized possession?

Written as part of the 2023 Spring/Summer Contest: Gone Fishin' it is a game with a much bigger focus on story than gameplay, but still there is a decent amount of endings and variation for something this short.

I never had any of my posts edited so this is obviously some kind of anti-mod propaganda.

Oh yeah I get it, I took me years to actually make the full transition on my main system and if I wasn't faced with having to literally pay Microslop for an opportunity to spy on me when I built my newest PC I probably wouldn't switch to this day. Now that I'm fully here and have everything setup the way I like I would sooner abandon computers altogether before going back to that mess, especially as every new thing that company does only validates my decision.

I'm gonna just go ahead and declare that it wasn't me since some probably know I'm a Linux user (contractually obligated "Arch by the way"). The few early searches for boobs was me but I was just looking for the number of references to Ogre's masterpiece.

It's just Corgi being either very aware or very unaware someone always sees the things he searches for on the internet.

Amen

A man may die, but the memes shall live on for eternity. Rest in Peace, Ranger.

Thanks for the fun backread in the morning. Now that Ogre is a vegetarian I almost choked on his sausage 6-7 times. I liked it. Anyone else smell weirdly like sour cream this morning? I heart MHD (forever and always) Sorry I'm taken (by Mizal) -MHD (also ban mizal)

• Reborn(Or basically anything by Sherbet)
• These Shackled Souls(Or basically anything by Mystic)
• Private Game For Natalie

Those would be my 3 easiest recommendations with decent variety given you didn't provide any criteria beyond "best".

Apparently multiple mods have been having fun with my reply because there's been like 3 edits to my post. I feel so gay now. I'm wacking off with one hand and typing with the other. Guess which. (6-7 edits now)

also ban mizal

Finally somebody recognized how much of a menace mizal is. I live in terror of mizal, waking up in a cold sweat night after night (with a chubby), it's even worse than my lifelong fear that a stranger will make eye contact and smile at me in line at the checkout counter one day. If such a madman (fucking Will) ever did such a thing, all of Poland would surrender even faster than it did to the Germans (twice), but mizal's arrival would be akin to the return of an eldritch god from outside of time and space, I'm actually just going to end my journal with an ellipses and preemptively tear my eyes out to get ahead of either scenario though. also ban mizal...