Cricket, The Expert Scrivener

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2/14/2018

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5/29/2020 6:13 PM

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Storygames

Ineptitude 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Write or be SHAMED!!! *Any resemblance to real life persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidential.

Sir Osis

It's about a time in the life of a knight named Sir Osis. There's a pony too

Winner of Sir Corgi's Lords of the Land contest.  Originally published April 14, 2019, but briefly unpublished for edits to the font and description.

This story is "Cave of Time" style. So just make use of that back button if you would like to see another path.  Please let me know what you thought of the story after you read it.  I appreciate comments.

Special thanks to Ghost11 for the motivation, suggestion, and inspiration for one of the endings.  

 


Ineptitude
unpublished

The story of a noob who entered a writing contest.


KRAKEN
unpublished

Recent Posts

Escape The Dark Castle - Group 2 on 5/29/2020 5:08:42 PM
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Escape The Dark Castle - Group 1 on 5/29/2020 4:27:12 PM
Hildegard gave her new spear a reassuring pat. Yes, he was literally shitty at the moment, but that was no way for this hag to talk about Gerald. "Lovely. We're trapped in here with a scam artist. Let me guess, you see death and taxes in my future. I suppose I'll take health then." Wealth came with interest rates, and she'd had enough experience with that. She figured she'd go with cunning in this situation too. Then when they got out of here, she'd be perfectly fine with taking the lead again. The sooner to get away from this crone.

Escape The Dark Castle - Group 1 on 5/29/2020 2:35:30 AM
Hildegard spends a lot of time thinking about how an entire loaf of bread managed to be left behind in a place with so many rats until she hears the hunter's comment. "You mean to say you don't like the path I took you on? Look around, hun. It's the best path anyone could ask for."
She surveys the state of her companions. It was mighty kind of the Smith to be giving away his food like that. "I can take point again, sure. Things will be just fine."
To further her declaration of this path's quality, she then began searching the sewage.

Escape The Dark Castle - Group 3 on 5/28/2020 8:57:41 PM
So much shade. I love it.

Escape The Dark Castle - Group 1 on 5/28/2020 8:43:06 PM
"You've got to be kidding me." Dogs, skeletons, now RATS? Hildegard wonders if whatever footwear she possesses is substantial enough to just stomp on these things without touching them. Then again, she'd probably already got the plague from breathing in all the air in this place. It smelled seriously awful in here. What kind of lazy janitorial staff did this castle have anyway? There was no time to think about how filthy the grout was in this place though. She'd have to use her cunning to find a way to kill these things--being in possession of rather delicate little woman feet even if stomping on them WAS a good idea, after all. After this, she was going to get out of this place. No point in spending another second in this hallway if she didn't have to.

Escape The Dark Castle - Group 1 on 5/28/2020 2:28:30 AM
"Well, this is a pretty spot we're in now." It seemed that just as Hildegard had caught her breath, things got worse again. "YOUR BLOODY DOGS WOULDN'T NEED AVENGING IF YOU HADN'T SENT THEM AFTER US, SHITFACE," she yelled in frustration at...whoever was talking. Hopefully it wasn't an extremely charismatic and likable necromancer with a side gig in door to door marketing.
In any case, she would have to rely on her cunning again in this one. When this was over, she planned to meet up with the smith if possible. If things kept going this way, they'd likely be far better off together than apart.

My Minecraft Parrot, Blue, Died on 5/27/2020 3:19:19 PM
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Escape The Dark Castle - Group 1 on 5/27/2020 2:59:38 PM
AWWWW, IT'S THE LITTLE HELLHOUNDS Oh, right. Well this was just great. Being buried under rubble, and then having demon dogs sent after her. Hildegard figured it would probably be better to try to get rid of these hounds for good, even if an opportunity was there to escape, since they would only be a problem again later. Not being very strong, she would have to rely on her cunning. Hopefully she would get the opportunity to rest afterward. Not like she was going to fight more of these than she had to, if she could help it.

Workaholism and overtime: problem and solution on 5/27/2020 1:25:36 PM
I love the book title. Lol fag.

Escape The Dark Castle - Group 1 on 5/27/2020 9:26:59 AM
Hildegard isn't certain what a vajazzle was, but she doesn't want it. She chooses silence as a response.