Cricket, The Dramatist

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6/18/2019 12:47 AM

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This year I plan to review at least a hundred story-games and point more peeps from off-site to the magnificence that is the work of EndMaster.

You should stop reading my profile and go on to do better things like read Necromancer or Death Song.

2019 review count as of June 7: 45 









There was a young man named Hill

Who thought live women quite shrill.

To the cemetery

He fled with heart merry,

 And went on to consume his fill.  


The sweet ambrosia did flow,

And with this dear Hill did show

That he was not sexist,

Nor very selective

In his choice of undead beau.  












Quotes, because I can: "Well so far Cricket is my favorite new CYSer. She answers my questions, she pisses off other people, insists on being argumentative and most importantly she praises me." --EndMaster

"I'd be more disgusted by Cricket's ignorance, except she's only punishing herself and so the proper emotion is pity" --Mizal

"Cricket why do you know so much about echhi?" --Digit

"Cricket's a platinum ace. Any interest she shows in sex of any kind is strictly for ironic purposes, so its okay" --EndMaster

"Cricket is a tsundere asexual lesbian who likes cougers." --WIBN

"I therefore infer that cricket is satan." --Someone Wise Beyond His Years

"Cricket, truly a daughter to be proud of." --EndMaster

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Given by EndMaster on 04/03/2019 - To my only daughter, for going above and beyond with various tasks I assign. You have my thanks.


Sir Osis

It's about a time in the life of a knight named Sir Osis. There's a pony too

Winner of Sir Corgi's Lords of the Land contest.  Originally published April 14, 2019, but briefly unpublished for edits to the font and description.

This story is "Cave of Time" style. So just make use of that back button if you would like to see another path.  Please let me know what you thought of the story after you read it.  I appreciate comments.

"Sir Osis" is dedicated to my grandfather whom I never met.  Your granddaughter has an irreverent sense of humor.  

Special thanks to Ghost11 for the motivation, suggestion, and inspiration for one of the endings.  



The story of a noob who entered a writing contest.


Recent Posts

Ogre's Boobs on 6/17/2019 10:27:20 PM
That's weird. That one's at least unpublished and I thought it had been deleted.
This is one of those weird things about the site that we can all collectively blame 3J the Vanisher for.
Now I just feel slighted. D:

Ogre's Boobs on 6/17/2019 8:20:43 PM
I did. Ninjapitka's story "The King's Command" got second place.
It had judges, and my rating's steadily gone up since the first few weeks.

Ogre's Boobs on 6/17/2019 7:04:26 PM

While it is sad that other stories have not had much readership yet, Price of Freedom was a long awaited upgrade of an older story with an already present fanbase, and it had been long-anticipated both here and on CoG (there's a lot of drama with that that you may have noticed digging around the forums.)
So even without the featuring, it would have blown all other 2019 stories out of the water unless, say, EndMaster publishes another this year.
It would be nice if more people dug around to find good, unfeatured stories though.

Also, "Knight Order" placed third in that contest.

Ogre's Boobs on 6/17/2019 3:10:22 PM
I got some peeps to read mine by messaging them privately and demanding they do so because I'm a filthy whore like that.
You could also hand out in Noob Central and recommend your story to everyone there in the hopes that someone bites.

CYS: Vault Stories! on 6/16/2019 6:14:31 PM
Accurate. 8/8

Hello! (...again, I suppose) on 6/16/2019 4:15:37 PM
Note to include random sodomy of chickens in my next work

CYS: Vault Stories! on 6/16/2019 10:26:51 AM

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Mizal couldn't sleep.
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She hadn't let Cricket in, yet she was still tormented without rest every night.
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Was it a guilty conscience? Perhaps she missed the late night activity she had known Cricket for? Mizal was unsure. All she knew was THAT FUCKING INSECT REFUSED TO SHUT UP EVEN AFTER DEATH AND IF THIS WAS SOME NECROMANCER'S IDEA OF A JOKE THERE WOULD BE HELL TO PAY
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Inside the wall sat a cricket, overjoyed that she had managed to get to safety without protest from Mizal.

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The Adventures of Hunter Kajc on 6/16/2019 10:15:53 AM
Hunter shot the wolf in tje trap so that this whole nonsense would be over sooner. Then she got a sex change.

Happy Fathers' Day on 6/16/2019 10:08:58 AM
Hope you or your kids didn't forget, but it's Fathers' Day, folks.
I hope End has a good day today and doesn't even have to use his AK.
There are a lot more fathers on here that I know of than mothers, and I hope that you guys all have a good day too that is free from the usual yearly lectures on how you can be a better dad.

June Review Contest - WEEK THREE on 6/15/2019 2:14:40 PM

Week Three is going to be awesome.

The Ocean's Daughter
Length 5/8 -- 3 points

Wennipeg's List of Regrets
Length 5/8 -- 3 points

The Bard's Tale
Length 5/8 -- 3 points

Length 5/8 -- 3 points

Length 6/8 -- 3 points

15 points