Lurkinator, The Reader
9/20/2019 5:06 PM
7 wins / 8 losses
Don’t mind my picture, it has a mind of its own.
This is for a history project. I didn’t have as much time on it as I would have liked. I don’t usually write non-fiction stories so hopefully it isn’t more shit than my other shit stories.
Recent PostsOmnipotent and Excellent Overlords on 9/19/2019 5:20:38 PM
Can the moderators change forum posts or is that exclusively admins?
How Did You Find CYS? on 9/18/2019 3:35:12 PM
I had found a couple of Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books throughout my time in Elementary School. The first path I ever completed for a cyoa game was a historical one about the Vietnam War. At the end I was blown up by friendly mortar fire. I was 7. Later I played a few more historical ones as well as one of my favorites about a colony on mars. I was in 6th grade when I found this site. I typed in cyoa sites and started scrolling. Choice of Games was blocked on my school iPad but for some reason infinite story wasn’t. I quickly grew tired of how garbage and unfinished most of the stories on infinite story were (I was young and retarded( I still am), it’s not my fault I couldn’t find the top rated page). So I kept on scrolling. 3 pages in and I found this site. One of the first stories I read was Eternal, in which I spooned a guy’s eye out and hatefucked a svelk. I was 11. I’ve had a few nasty failures of accounts that were all butchered in the occasional round ups and mass executions of middle schoolers (thank god), I’m now in high school and have learned from my mistakes (hopefully). Now excuse me while I go back to procrastinating on Spanish. Edit: Stuff
Omnipotent and Excellent Overlords on 9/17/2019 1:29:15 PM
I know who the admins are, however I was wondering about this minor deity known as a moderator. Who are the moderators? How much power do they have? Why do wamen not atracc to me :’,’,’,’,(. i so nice to it why no feet pic. i sad. Sorry for the rant, my mom doesn’t understand me and my MP3 player broke so I can’t listen to Green Day to get out my feelings and she took away my razors and dulled the kitchen knives. Long Live CYStia
print("Hello, World!") on 9/13/2019 1:26:45 PM
In regards to your worry of professionalism *Ahem* PEEEEEEENNNNNNNNIIIIIIISSSSSSS. Now that we have that out of the way, if you like fantasy read Endmaster’s stuff including Rogues, Necromancer, and Eternal. Also, read Dungeon Stompage when you get a chance. If you like Sci-Fi read Achilles, Ground Zero, Marooned on Giri Minor, and Agent of Order. Zombie Stuff? Dead Man Walking. Puzzles? The Walmart Game. Frameshift and Spy Mission are also good. I do realize I just dumped a shit ton of literature, however, you don’t have to read it all. Just read a few of those to get a feel for what the site is like. Poke around the featured story game page for awhile to get your bearing and you’ll be off. If it wasn’t clear, these are the cream of the crop and therefore you are not expected to write this well. Good Luck!
The Warriors on 9/9/2019 2:12:22 PM
Ms. Mizal turned to the class of slobbering children, she scans the room noticing that the Indian boy in the corner had been staring at her below the neck line for the past hour. Making a mental note to beat him later, she presented the child in front of her to the class. “This is Gunther. He is 6 years old and is from Alabama. Everybody say Hi Gunther!” A mixed grunt of salutations and screams rung throughout the room. “Tell us a little about yourself, what do you like to do for fun?” Gunther waved to the class, although it quickly became an act that can only be described as dying pelican trying to fly whilst 80% of its wing mass on either side had been shot off. “i liek guns n’ fortnte I hav a big sercet i wath my liltte pony. my autn is my momy an’ i -“ a bang silences the monstrosity. Ms. Mizal picks up some chalk and continues teaching, the principal will be pleased.
my newest story game on 9/6/2019 1:46:31 PM
Why is it always the ones with animals in their name that type like dyslexic homeless three year olds. At least this ones not actually a furry, but still? I believe in you champ¿
A Challenger Approaches...Again! on 8/29/2019 3:17:30 PM
Just so you know I’m part of the group. Just wanted to give anyone who interacts with me a heads up that I am a child and am therefore susceptible to doing stupid shit, although I’ll try to keep that at a minumum by not interacting with the elders much.
Contest:Battle in the Ruins of a Dead Civilization on 8/28/2019 1:11:42 PM
Not that anyone cares, but I am currently announcing my intention to enter the contest mentioned above.
HELLO, I LIKE RAPE! on 6/6/2019 12:43:18 PM
HELLO, I LIKE RAPE! on 6/6/2019 12:41:07 PM
And that, my friends is what you don’t do. Keep in mind, you have no power here. The admins have it all. That is how our creativity thrives, so try not to fucking threaten this site. You have the maturity of a third grader and you will not go very far by threatening the site. It’s like the squeaky kid from Call of Duty who goes “If you kill me again I will hacker you!”. You have just thrown yourself directly off of a cliff into a fucking exploding volcano. Goodbye, you’re stay was short.