Steve24833, The Journeyman Scrivener

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6/20/2018 5:50 PM

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22 wins / 19 losses


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Hi, I'm Steve, pleasure to meet you. I'm an admittedly brash, narcissistic Irish college student who has wandered onto the internet to have some craic and write something. Feel free to check out my games listed down below, I hope you enjoy them.

Anyhow, read my work, or yell at me, or search through my points to see what I've done if you're weird and value that as a use of your time.



"STEVE is the cause of my anger." The Final Brennon

"Steve is a loudmouthed piece of dogshit but we should pity him, life must not be easy for an inbred ginger freak who has to lash out on an internet forum whenever the constant wanking while crying with repressed Catholic guilt because be can't decide whether he likes dicks or tits (because his sister has both) all just becomes too much. His writing is shittier than anyone will admit and I hate him more than anyone in this site." Mizal.

"He's a half-fag degenerate who hates America." Endmaster

"People who quote themselves are retards." Steve24833

"Steve is degenerate filth and an embarrassment to the human race." Axiom

"Steve is undialectical trash and belongs in a gulag." Malkalack

"Steve has made me question every belief I have held up until now about the inherent goodness of people." Will11

"Steve, you have a puny brain and the attention span of a retarded child." JJJ-thebanisher

"Steve is the site's Down Syndrome baby that we all wish we had aborted long ago, but it's too late now, though he is mildly endearing in a drooling retard sort of way." BerkaZerka

"Here you are, throwing insults like a toddler with a dictionary." RoyalGhost_007

"You might be (the greatest writer of all motherfucking time)." Mayana

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Won 2016 Contest for new School-based Storygames Having 5 Storygame(s) Featured Rated 68.0% of all Stories Given by EndMaster on 02/09/2016 - For continual output of quality stories. Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 03/05/2017 - Because you work hard and contribute a lot and deserve nice things Given by Will11 on 01/15/2017 - For your countless fantastic stories


Featured Story Achilles

Take control of General Achilles, a human General trying to lead the human fleet to prosperity through politics and military means, while dealing with keeping humanity and it's allies together, dealing with a barbaric race of raiders and a powerful alien alliance. Will humanity crush it's enemies under it's boots? Will you form a peaceful coalition between all species? Or will you become humanity's downfall?

This is my first game, which I made with the help of Steve24833. I really hope you enjoy it. Please comment on any bugs, mistakes or other screw-ups I made. 

Hey, the sequel's here, Achilles II: The Chykri. Enjoy it!

Achilles II: The Chykri

Play as Achilles, the leader of the new Coalition of humans, aliens and machines, to combat a new threat: The Chykri. Attempt to keep the Coalition together and fight not only to win, but to survive.

This is a sequel to our previous game, Achilles. We hope you enjoy it. Please rate and comment. Unless you don't like it, in which case just grumble to yourself about how this one isn't as good as the first. Thanks.

EDIT: Had to do some light work. Changed it so surrendering to Chykri grants alternative final chapter instead of sending back to start, checked grammar, changed a few more mistakes. Please message me or Steve if you find any bugs.

Among the Trees

Take control of Jacob, a young settler in New England in the late 17th Century. A tale of romance, horror and strange supernatural creatures awaits you in the odd and interesting woods that surround your home.

Well, this is just a short little romance-horror thing I made in three days to distract me from other projects. I hope you enjoy!

Featured Story Blooded

Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.

This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!


Take control of a teenager moving to Dawnwood, a boring town deep in the south in the middle of nowhere. Still, the town holds many deep and dark secrets, many of which you will uncover soon...

Featured Story Fear the Psyker

Take control of Karth, a child with incredible powers born into a simple tribe on a feral world, as your life is torn apart by the arrival of the forces of Chaos. Fall into line as an obedient-slave soldier and fulfil your role as a trained killer, rise up against beings of pure hate and malice to try gain your freedom, or simply try to survive in a galaxy of horrors.

Well, I tried to write a Fanfiction based on Warhammer 40'000. If you're not familar with the series, don't worry, you don't need to be to play this. I hope you enjoy!


Take control of a young, aggressive Orc named Mazkil, of the Tribe the Red Blades, in his attempt to make his way in the world. Become an honored Chieftain of your tribe or become a feared Soldier for the Kingdom of Man.

Please comment and rate, tell me if you find any bugs. Enjoy!

Featured Story Prometheus Academy

Take control of Mia, a student at Prometheus Academy, a school designed for creating super-soldiers, trained killers, unstoppable super-humans, skilled secret agents and above all, super-villains, and get revenge against the Crimson Cape, a super who's taken everything from you. 

This is the winner of the 2016 School-based Contest, so yay! Thanks to all who voted. I hope you all enjoy it.


There is a prophecy that one day, the barrier between reality and that which lies beyond will weaken. That day the great Mol'Chu will come forth, for it has its infinite eyes set upon this realm. It will drive all creatures to the realms of insanity and torment. However, the prophecy also tells of a great hero who will rise up, and the fate of the world will lie in his hands.

You are not that hero. You are a Ratling, your blood as weak as can be, your lineage one of thieves and cowards. Still, with your path there's a chance for betterment. You might be able to lift yourself up and find yourself some power in this world. Power you will wield. 

Thanks to WouldntItBeNice for beta-reading this, they were a great help. This is my longest storygame so far and I've decided to delve into some fantasy again. Anyhow, I hope you all enjoy!

Featured Story Saoirse

It is 1914. With fears of a war with Germany finally coming to pass, the British Empire has been plunged into war. While the Great War rages on, there is a resurgence of the Irish Independence movement, as the Irish people rise up to take advantage of the times to claim their freedom. You'll be taking the role Michael McCarthy, a young man in such a troubled and turmoil-filled time. Take part in the 1916 Rising, the War of Independence and the Treaty War as brother is pitted against brother, friend against friend and father against son, as a country at war with itself is torn apart.

Well, seeing as it's been 102 years since the 1916 Easter Rising, I'd say an Edutainment game is appropriate to tell the story of the Irish struggle for independence. For the purposes of narrative and to allow choice, your character is a fictional one and at certain points will replace roles done by other men in real life to facilitate the narrative and to allow for choice and interaction, so that you'll be able to see and play a role in key events throughout the period. Enjoy!

The Nightmare Realm

Take control of James, a young boy who has suffered from horrific nightmares all his life that seem to be far more real than anyone else thinks, their effects seeping into the real world as your entire life becomes a nightmare. Try to stay sane throughout your miserable existence, while trying to end this curse and find some way to stop this hell.

Well, it's Halloween, and I haven't written anything in a while, so before your old Irish feen goes out and about on sesh, I thought I'd publish this. Enjoy!

The Only Lights in the Darkness are Flames

Take control of four members of SWAT in Tijuana raid a large, ancient mansion inhabited by the Espada de Dios, a Satanist cult that's kidnapped several people. Switch between these members as they stumble upon a horrific scene of horror, gore and perhaps something much worse...

This is my second horror story, a short little game I made just to help with Writers' Block on my larger games. Thanks to MasonJarGuzzi for proofreading. Enjoy!

Featured Story The Path of Death

Take control of Dagden, a small Orc child taken from his family and taken prisoner in Reaper Castle under the control of the Grand Necromancer, before making friends with his daughter Blaise and choosing how to make your mark in the world.

This is my spin-off to Mazkil, except better, longer and with more things you like and less things you don't like, whatever they may be. Somehow, I've appealed to everyone! I'd like to thank the OKish Mizal for beta-reading and helping me sort through this storygame and make it readable, she was a fantastic help. Please rate, comment and tell me if you find any bugs. Thanks, and enjoy!


Take control of Karth, a young, powerful Psyker who has managed to lead a slave army to take over a massive battleship, and now has the whole galaxy at the tip of his fingers. Embrace the gifts of the Dark Gods and all the power and corruption it brings, sell your services to the highest bidder, take to the stars as a feared raider and pirate or try to find a peaceful existence among the dark and cruel stars. As the anarchic and terrifying Kaam the Prophet, loyal servant of Malice, rises up in the galaxy with a bloodlust for psykers and servants of the Warp, attempt to take down the champion of a destructive God that seeks to tear the galaxy apart.

This is a sequel to Fear the Psyker. It's my longest story yet and it has a lot of variables, so if, or more accurately, when you encounter any bugs, please do send them on, and I'll try my best to fix them. Also, the Score variable doesn't have anything to do with success, it's just a few variables to tell me what various choices commentators made and what endings they got.

Thanks to Seto and DiniTheWizard for beta-reading this! Anyhow, enjoy!

Synthetic Muscles of an Artificial Heart

In the distant future, mankind has fallen into decadence and corruption, its massive empire spanning hundreds of worlds. With humanity having long since lost any sense of meaning, the Terran Republic has stagnated into near-collapse. To live is simply to survive, and in order to insure its own survival, the Republic has created an endless army of vat-born synthetic soldiers to push forward and conquer the galaxy.

Take control of Echo-Dawn-1898206, or "Wilde", one of these young Synthetic humans, designed, bred and trained to fight and wage war for the Republic. Face off again psychopathic bugs, powerful alien killing machines and far, far worse, and try to find some meaning in the cold, dark universe. 

Recent Posts

Mizal's most EPIC thread ever! on 6/20/2018 3:23:49 PM

It's furry fanfiction, Mizal was just forced to change it around slightly so it's not technically fanfiction.

Cyberbitching and Meowing on 6/20/2018 10:21:42 AM

Time to pound another pussy would've been better, if we're trying to have fun with this.

Ireland devouring her children on 6/20/2018 10:01:50 AM

No need to apologize at all. It was a completely understandable mistake to make.

Ascendant: Ebon's EPIC Motivation Thread on 6/20/2018 9:38:29 AM

Cool, noted.

Welcome Fellow Dinks on 6/20/2018 8:32:31 AM

Cool, good to have some new people here. I'm Steve, pleasure to meet you. Hopefully you enjoy the site. It gets a bit hectic, and reviewers are far more likely to skew towards "Honest" than "Nice", but I think ultimately the people here are actually pretty cool, and you'll enjoy the place.

Hey Guys! on 6/20/2018 8:30:05 AM

Hello, new blood. I'm Steve, pleasure to meet you. Hopefully, you enjoy the site and all that. Oh, and if you can, please get a profile picture soon enough so I can distinguish you, I'm not good with names and it's getting harder with the new rush of people who've shown up.

Ascendant: Ebon's EPIC Motivation Thread on 6/20/2018 8:21:06 AM

Just a brief thing, but what's the connection with the crystals to the moon itself? Like, maybe it'd be cool if instead of crystals themselves, they used actual moon rock, knocked off in meteors or whatever, or from when the moon actually formed, to hold the magic.

Ireland devouring her children on 6/20/2018 8:15:38 AM

Uh... if it's your cousin who has down syndrome, then she IS family, so it's probably normal to treat her like that. But anyhow, I was just joking, I don't hate down syndrome people. I've an aunt with it, and she's lovely. However, I've always preferred darker, more offensive humor, so here we are.

Didn't want to give off the vibe I actually had a problem with them, but this community's pretty small and pretty much everyone here knows that's kind of my thing an dI don't really mean it. Given you seem to be part of the new wave that showed up with Jenna Marbles or whatever, it seems understandable you wouldn't be privvy to that and could confuse me for an actual down-syndrome hating asshole, but know that I'm not and it's just kind of my offensive shtick.

Did someone link us to Reddit again? on 6/19/2018 8:52:22 PM

I'm Steve, and Slytherin was also my favorite Harry Potter house, except for the racist stuff about mud-bloods. I always find myself having more sympathies for interesting villains than cookie-cutter hero characters who tend to be as bland as can be. Glad you enjoy the community, hopefully you stick around.

Ireland devouring her children on 6/19/2018 8:50:05 PM

Unfortunately, it seems you've once again failed completely in understanding the situation. You've confused the fact that you've discredited your own sources in an attempt to prove a point that they don't make with the bizarre ideas that I don't find my own sources credible. 

You also seem confused about how context works. It seems you've misconstrued the situation to think that if your bizarre attempt at logic fails to get to the answer you wanted, it's somehow that the context itself has failed or been misused rather than yourself. 

It's also worth noting you don't seem to understand what exactly murder is, either through not understanding basic legal principles, like "What is murder?", or having such a childish view of morality that even Kant would blush at. Murder is simply unlawful killing, not necessarily immoral killing. An action can be immoral without being illegal, and vice-versa. You've either misunderstood the concept of murder, or the concept of morality. Let me know which when you get around to it.

The fact you're not interested in actual points of information is perhaps the most telling thing you've said so far. It's quite true of people of your intellect and position. Facts and logic become meaningless, and instead, simply being right is all you strive for, no matter how much reality needs to be pushed aside. It's quite childish.

Once again, however, there's no refuting of the sources that have shown sentience doesn't exist in babies in the womb, and only a confused repeating of your misunderstanding of your own sources, which means my sources continue to stand and we've simply managed to learn about more misunderstandings you've been making.