Steve24833, The Journeyman Scrivener

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2/25/2018 3:44 PM

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22 wins / 19 losses


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Hi, I'm Steve, pleasure to meet you. I'm an admittedly brash, narcissistic Irish college student who has wandered onto the internet to have some craic and write something. Feel free to check out my games listed down below, I hope you enjoy them.

Anyhow, read my work, or yell at me, or search through my points to see what I've done if you're weird and value that as a use of your time.



"STEVE is the cause of my anger." The Final Brennon

"Steve is a loudmouthed piece of dogshit but we should pity him, life must not be easy for an inbred ginger freak who has to lash out on an internet forum whenever the constant wanking while crying with repressed Catholic guilt because be can't decide whether he likes dicks or tits (because his sister has both) all just becomes too much. His writing is shittier than anyone will admit and I hate him more than anyone in this site." Mizal.

"He's a half-fag degenerate who hates America." Endmaster

"People who quote themselves are retards." Steve24833

"Steve is degenerate filth and an embarrassment to the human race." Axiom

"Steve is undialectical trash and belongs in a gulag." Malkalack

"Steve has made me question every belief I have held up until now about the inherent goodness of people." Will11

"Steve, you have a puny brain and the attention span of a retarded child." JJJ-thebanisher

"You are disgusting." Darksol, not liking my love of cock and vagina

"Here you are, throwing insults like a toddler with a dictionary." RoyalGhost_007

"You might be (the greatest writer of all motherfucking time)." Mayana

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Won 2016 Contest for new School-based Storygames Having 4 Storygame(s) Featured Rated 68.8% of all Stories Given by EndMaster on 02/09/2016 - For continual output of quality stories. Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 03/05/2017 - Because you work hard and contribute a lot and deserve nice things Given by Will11 on 01/15/2017 - For your countless fantastic stories


Featured Story Achilles

Take control of General Achilles, a human General trying to lead the human fleet to prosperity through politics and military means, while dealing with keeping humanity and it's allies together, dealing with a barbaric race of raiders and a powerful alien alliance. Will humanity crush it's enemies under it's boots? Will you form a peaceful coalition between all species? Or will you become humanity's downfall?

This is my first game, which I made with the help of Steve24833. I really hope you enjoy it. Please comment on any bugs, mistakes or other screw-ups I made. 

Hey, the sequel's here, Achilles II: The Chykri. Enjoy it!

Achilles II: The Chykri

Play as Achilles, the leader of the new Coalition of humans, aliens and machines, to combat a new threat: The Chykri. Attempt to keep the Coalition together and fight not only to win, but to survive.

This is a sequel to our previous game, Achilles. We hope you enjoy it. Please rate and comment. Unless you don't like it, in which case just grumble to yourself about how this one isn't as good as the first. Thanks.

EDIT: Had to do some light work. Changed it so surrendering to Chykri grants alternative final chapter instead of sending back to start, checked grammar, changed a few more mistakes. Please message me or Steve if you find any bugs.

Among the Trees

Take control of Jacob, a young settler in New England in the late 17th Century. A tale of romance, horror and strange supernatural creatures awaits you in the odd and interesting woods that surround your home.

Well, this is just a short little romance-horror thing I made in three days to distract me from other projects. I hope you enjoy!


Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.

This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!


Take control of a teenager moving to Dawnwood, a boring town deep in the south in the middle of nowhere. Still, the town holds many deep and dark secrets, many of which you will uncover soon...

Featured Story Fear the Psyker

Take control of Karth, a child with incredible powers born into a simple tribe on a feral world, as your life is torn apart by the arrival of the forces of Chaos. Fall into line as an obedient-slave soldier and fulfil your role as a trained killer, rise up against beings of pure hate and malice to try gain your freedom, or simply try to survive in a galaxy of horrors.

Well, I tried to write a Fanfiction based on Warhammer 40'000. If you're not familar with the series, don't worry, you don't need to be to play this. I hope you enjoy!


Take control of a young, aggressive Orc named Mazkil, of the Tribe the Red Blades, in his attempt to make his way in the world. Become an honored Chieftain of your tribe or become a feared Soldier for the Kingdom of Man.

Please comment and rate, tell me if you find any bugs. Enjoy!

Featured Story Prometheus Academy

Take control of Mia, a student at Prometheus Academy, a school designed for creating super-soldiers, trained killers, unstoppable super-humans, skilled secret agents and above all, super-villains, and get revenge against the Crimson Cape, a super who's taken everything from you. 

This is the winner of the 2016 School-based Contest, so yay! Thanks to all who voted. I hope you all enjoy it.


There is a prophecy that one day, the barrier between reality and that which lies beyond will weaken. That day the great Mol'Chu will come forth, for it has its infinite eyes set upon this realm. It will drive all creatures to the realms of insanity and torment. However, the prophecy also tells of a great hero who will rise up, and the fate of the world will lie in his hands.

You are not that hero. You are a Ratling, your blood as weak as can be, your lineage one of thieves and cowards. Still, with your path there's a chance for betterment. You might be able to lift yourself up and find yourself some power in this world. Power you will wield. 

Thanks to WouldntItBeNice for beta-reading this, they were a great help. This is my longest storygame so far and I've decided to delve into some fantasy again. Anyhow, I hope you all enjoy!

Featured Story Saoirse

It is 1914. With fears of a war with Germany finally coming to pass, the British Empire has been plunged into war. While the Great War rages on, there is a resurgence of the Irish Independence movement, as the Irish people rise up to take advantage of the times to claim their freedom. You'll be taking the role Michael McCarthy, a young man in such a troubled and turmoil-filled time. Take part in the 1916 Rising, the War of Independence and the Treaty War as brother is pitted against brother, friend against friend and father against son, as a country at war with itself is torn apart.

Well, seeing as it's been 102 years since the 1916 Easter Rising, I'd say an Edutainment game is appropriate to tell the story of the Irish struggle for independence. For the purposes of narrative and to allow choice, your character is a fictional one and at certain points will replace roles done by other men in real life to facilitate the narrative and to allow for choice and interaction, so that you'll be able to see and play a role in key events throughout the period. Enjoy!

The Nightmare Realm

Take control of James, a young boy who has suffered from horrific nightmares all his life that seem to be far more real than anyone else thinks, their effects seeping into the real world as your entire life becomes a nightmare. Try to stay sane throughout your miserable existence, while trying to end this curse and find some way to stop this hell.

Well, it's Halloween, and I haven't written anything in a while, so before your old Irish feen goes out and about on sesh, I thought I'd publish this. Enjoy!

The Only Lights in the Darkness are Flames

Take control of four members of SWAT in Tijuana raid a large, ancient mansion inhabited by the Espada de Dios, a Satanist cult that's kidnapped several people. Switch between these members as they stumble upon a horrific scene of horror, gore and perhaps something much worse...

This is my second horror story, a short little game I made just to help with Writers' Block on my larger games. Thanks to MasonJarGuzzi for proofreading. Enjoy!

Featured Story The Path of Death

Take control of Dagden, a small Orc child taken from his family and taken prisoner in Reaper Castle under the control of the Grand Necromancer, before making friends with his daughter Blaise and choosing how to make your mark in the world.

This is my spin-off to Mazkil, except better, longer and with more things you like and less things you don't like, whatever they may be. Somehow, I've appealed to everyone! I'd like to thank the wonderful Mizal for beta-reading and helping me sort through this storygame and make it readable, she was a fantastic help. Please rate, comment and tell me if you find any bugs. Thanks, and enjoy!


Take control of Karth, a young, powerful Psyker who has managed to lead a slave army to take over a massive battleship, and now has the whole galaxy at the tip of his fingers. Embrace the gifts of the Dark Gods and all the power and corruption it brings, sell your services to the highest bidder, take to the stars as a feared raider and pirate or try to find a peaceful existence among the dark and cruel stars. As the anarchic and terrifying Kaam the Prophet, loyal servant of Malice, rises up in the galaxy with a bloodlust for psykers and servants of the Warp, attempt to take down the champion of a destructive God that seeks to tear the galaxy apart.

This is a sequel to Fear the Psyker. It's my longest story yet and it has a lot of variables, so if, or more accurately, when you encounter any bugs, please do send them on, and I'll try my best to fix them. Also, the Score variable doesn't have anything to do with success, it's just a few variables to tell me what various choices commentators made and what endings they got.

Thanks to Seto and DiniTheWizard for beta-reading this! Anyhow, enjoy!

Recent Posts

Historical Figures on 2/25/2018 3:44:22 PM

"Who the fuck is Irwin Rommel? Oh fuck no, I know who he is and lots of details about his life I didn't just Google, the one word change in his name while seeing the picture of his face confused me."

Heaven got another angel on 2/25/2018 3:42:00 PM

Fuck me, this is a long as shit post. Seems more suited to like Sent or me than Miz. Anyhow, all it really says is that he was effective at what he did which, yeah, he was. Of course, the idea that he did a lot of great shit is fucking laughable. I mean, there's frequent mention that he did such good in his life, but at the very best, he spread Christianity, which I think is a stupid thing, but is so far from being this great, grand gesture that it's ridiculous.

Apparently, it's being held up that him being a liar and a hypocrite, praising Jews in public while secretly being opposed to them is some sort of good thing, because apparently him pretending to like Jews while hating them once means he definitely didn't just pretend to start liking them when he was found out.

In regards to him being sincere, that's an interesting question, because the man was a multimillionaire who made his fortune preaching the Word of God, which includes "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." That alone should raise some serious questions about his sincerity. This is joined by the fact he advocated military action in Vietnam, which sure as hell goes against the pacifistic Christian ideology. We're either to think he was lying, or that he was willfully ignorant of the word he preached, focusing. Either way, it spits in the face of the man's life goal of spreading an ideology he didn't follow, ignorant or not. 

There's also some talk about how he brought people together, which is also absurd. He demonized gays for their homosexuality, which Mizal can sure push aside with indifference because it doesn't concern her in the slightest, but that's a serious fucking slight against the man. 

Of course, fuck the gays, they're not a big enough part of the population, so let's consider how he turned people against each other in the Cold War, advocating increasing militarism in the Vietnam War. He advocated brutal military strikes to hit the Vietnamese economy that would've caused vast numbers of civilians to die. So when a man advocates potentially starting WWIII, hating Jews and Gays in his country and furthering the divides of the Cold War, it shows a pretty ignorant, insular worldview to think he was this great guy who ended divide because your work mates and friends also all liked him.

So yeah, an antisemtic, sexist, homophobic, hypocritical, war-mongering scumbag who spread a washed down ideology he didn't follow. But don't worry, he was a good orator and left people with a funny feeling in their cockles, so he's the kind of person who can be praised despite his shittiness, because it doesn't particularly effect you.

Hello World! on 2/25/2018 3:41:00 PM

So your zodiac sign is your shtick. Cool, this could be fun. Are you one of the people who thinks Zodiac signs effect personality or fortunes or that?

Writing/art collaborations! on 2/25/2018 3:40:15 PM

Not a bother, you're good. Focus on your art competition, best of luck with that.

Ever hallucinated? on 2/22/2018 10:19:45 PM

Literally everyone I know uses the word, and none of them are homophobic, given when one kid said he wouldn't vote for or against gay marriage, we took the ever-loving piss out of him for ages. So yeah, I am speaking for the youth community as it exists in which I interact. If the greater world isn't doing that, which it clearly is, then fine, fuck it, I'm changing the word on an Irish basis first and foremost, seeing as that can happen, given that we have insults like "spastic" that aren't used in America.

Yeah, Louis CK has been accused of sexual assault. What's your point? Does that change the fact that it's a relevant cultural statement? Or South Park being offensive means that? These are cultural mile points that refelct on changing culture. Googling faggot, as you asked, the second definition on is a contemptuous or dislikable person. However, you hold bastard to a different standard, even though at one point, bastard was used to refer to someone without parents, than slowly it shifted to just be a generally negative thing. Were people who used bastard in a way without intent to be offensive to people whose parents weren't together wrong fifty years ago? 100 years ago? At what point do you deem a word has changed, and how do you expect a word to change if you'll label someone trying to change it as "evil" even if there's nothing but good intent, and they're reclaiming the word as someone who would've fallen under it's offensive meaning?

Well yeah, the negative connotation exists, and has existed on the word for far longer than it's been attached to gays. Naturally, it seems the point is not to eliminate the negative connotation, as that's at the root of the word, but to eliminate the more recent attachment of the word to gays. You expect us to "embrace and claim" an insult that was used to mock us, that was an insult long before it was an indentifier for us. It's like if we started using "Thugs" as an insult exclusively for Black people, and when they tried to push it back to it's originally insult status that had nothing to do with race, you tell them that "You guys should embrace being thugs! Accept and claim it, guys, that's what you are!", tying them to an insult. 

Glorious Sheep on 2/22/2018 9:50:27 PM

Six hours sleep is average, isn't it?

Heaven got another angel on 2/22/2018 7:05:29 PM

Him being dead is exactly why you're bitching. It's why you're comparing it to yelling at a funeral, it's why you said "you just have to be the angry ranting drunk on all occasions even when it means crashing funerals to do it lol", it's the reason you're bitching about all this and keep bringing up him being dead like that means they're less of a piece of shit.

What exactly is your point, if not that? You haven't disagreed that he was a hypocritical, antisemitic, sexist, homophobe, so it's not  like you disagree with my points. 

Oh sorry, missed your other point, that Queen Elizabeth liked him, because a fallacious argument from authority, about a fucking queen of all people, because apparently being born to a certain bloodline makes you good at determining whether someone's good or not. Killer arguments, Miz.

Heaven got another angel on 2/22/2018 4:27:40 PM

Had that one with "Synagogue of Satan". But remember, Klam, he's dead, so you can't insult him because you don't agree with his anti-semitism, homophobia, sexism, zealotry or his hypocrisy, or then YOU'D be like the Westboro Baptists.

Heaven got another angel on 2/22/2018 4:20:23 PM

This is news to me, actually. Fascinating.

Glorious Sleep on 2/22/2018 3:24:17 PM

Yeah, I get around three or four like half the nights, and then the other half it's closer to six or seven, depending on what my schedule is. It's pretty sweet, because I get a mixture of lie-in's and days where I minimize the amount of time lost to Somnus.