Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator

Member Since

5/5/2011

Last Activity

1/10/2026 3:10 AM

EXP Points

6,352

Post Count

25052

Storygame Count

11

Duel Stats

3 wins / 13 losses

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Lauded Sage Exemplar

Commendations

1,066
Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this. (she drew my avatar you know!)

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points Thorough and consistent writing workshop contributions / excellent commenting. Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Posting 25052 Forum Posts Given by BerkaZerka on 11/10/2017 - Forum and Site Contributions Not Unnoticed Given by EndMaster on 11/30/2017 - It's everything you've always wanted! Given by Gower on 03/24/2021 - "I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything.  I just want to write." - P.G. Wodehouse Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 08/14/2019 - For excellent writing, keeping the site together and generally being an excellent presence Given by Killa_Robot on 08/15/2019 - For being a net positive to the site, even while helping idiots Given by madglee on 02/16/2022 - For all your contributions to CYS Given by MadHattersDaughter on 03/11/2021 - To my BFF and our hardest working admin. Sorry about, well, you know. . . Given by mizal on 08/15/2019 - MUHAHAHAHAHA! *strokes fluffy white cat* I always knew this day would come. Given by ninjapitka on 10/22/2022 - Truly a dead site without you Given by Will11 on 01/14/2018 - For Inseperable and your other great stories

Storygames

>DEVOTION
You harvest in the Arena. Every machine needs a function, and that is yours. Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.

A Stack of Cats
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.

A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.

Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.

Agent of Order
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...

There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)

Facts About the Planet and the Solar System
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.

In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.

Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)

(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)

Featured Story Inseparable
It doesn't matter what they say...

Jack the Bean Counter
The bean, it must be found. For MHD's Fairytales contest.

KOBOLD KEBABS

For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.


Love is for the Birds
...and the squirrels. Sort of.



Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.

Now You Gotta Deal With This S***

A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.

Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.

(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)


Read My Stories or Die!

HATE.

THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.

AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Silver Horn, Silver Hooves
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...



A fairy tale adventure.



Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.

The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.

Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.

Character Creator
unpublished

If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.


Articles Written

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Recent Posts

Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/10/2026 2:22:27 AM
Yeah, I had intended to address the Titan thing just to say that just because they were placed chronologically further back in the story of the Olympians, it didn't necessarily mean they were an actual distinct set of different gods from a different religion "replaced". I don't think there'd be a reason to put them as these important figures in the divine lineage instead of making the Olympians themselves the children of the earth and sky totally apart from them for one thing. And the references to Cronus date back to Homer and Hesiod the same as for many others. Take ALL of this with a grain of salt of course because it's not like I have a degree in this stuff, but it was likely after the stories of the Olympians solidified more (keep in mind that Homer was the first we know of to actually like, descriptively characterize them, we don't even know how far back that went in popular culture) that the need to fill in all their backstory lore to the beginning of time came in. Cronus is a pretty complex figure as the god of seasons and the destructive force of time, he's as important in his aspects that explain his niche of reality as the others. It's not like one day the Greeks went yeah we don't want to acknowledge the entropy that devours childhood anymore, let's replace him with horny lightning guy. (And in particular why would you say the main god of a religion you're replacing ruled humanity in an Edenic golden age, kind of underlines the shortcomings of the new one...) But Sent undoubtedly covered that in his Thunderdome sized post somewhere.

Secret Santa 2025 on 1/9/2026 11:06:34 PM
That song was the biggest mystery for me. You have an amazing voice, unfortunately I didn't click to the stories being connected, and you were in a group I immediately ruled out because I assumed you'd have an accent. Seriously I stared at that list of names for such a long time, then went back to it a couple times before finally just giving up and clicking somebody random.

Secret Santa 2025 on 1/9/2026 8:31:07 PM
Oh, dammit. I overthought the clue on Will's and convinced myself some kind of FAKE SURANNA was screwing around, given the Suranna-like nature on a couple of others that also gifted art. There were way more art-capable than I remembered this year, it really threw me off reeee. Oh...I mean, yay, I won! And thank you for running the show once again Mystic, these are always a very wholesome time. I'll be home in a few hours and do a bit more of a write up on how I guessed what. (And hush MHD, I figured out a lot of these as they came in!)

Secret Santa 2025 on 1/9/2026 6:45:33 PM
Oh, I had thought you were back home still. But unlike Avo I can be here in an hour, yay!

Secret Santa 2025 on 1/9/2026 3:50:59 PM
All the offense meant to Naz, just lying down to die to avoid 1000 words is weak smh. MHD didn't even ask for 1000 good words.

Secret Santa 2025 on 1/9/2026 3:35:55 PM
The form was open until midnight last night. She still has to compile stuff and write commentary after that. Mystic is also at a full 12 hour difference from most of the rest of us, in addition to having a bit more to do than the things that kept Naz from writing.

Can I turn off advanced editor for one story? on 1/9/2026 2:56:20 PM
You can probably just switch it back on for those if you ever need to.

Can I turn off advanced editor for one story? on 1/9/2026 2:42:16 PM
You're thinking about the Rich Text Editor. That's the big ugly box you typed that post in with all the buttons around it, and you toggle it off in your profile. It's possible you'll need to log out and then in again for the change to take effect.

That will mean you just need to use HTML tags for italics and bold in your stories. 95% of the time that's all the formatting anybody bothers with anyway, though if you know more advanced stuff about HTML there's a lot more flexibility there.

And you might as well grab the site extension from Brad's profile while you're at it btw, now with the RTE box gone you can give dark mode a try. (It's toggled on in your profile.)

CYS Monthly Gazette - 8 January 2026 on 1/9/2026 8:08:55 AM
It was suggested by a few in discussion of the last one that the reason a lot of people weren't reading these on mobile devices was because the text was not very friendly on the eyes in the Canva format.

Special v Naz on 1/8/2026 11:08:46 PM
Naz was the pacifist protagonist beefhotpot was looking for all along.