Choose Your Own Misadventure

Player Rating4.05/8

"#327 overall, #26 for 2006"
based on 267 ratings since 07/27/2006
played 4,621 times (finished 308)

Story Difficulty3/8

"trek through the forest"

Play Length5/8

"Not going to lose any sleep"

Maturity Level6/8

"I'll need to see some identification"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 16. If this were a movie, it would probably between PG-13 and R.

Tags

Humor

This is not a book like any other.  If you read the paragraphs from beginning to end in numerical order it will not make any sense.  

Instead you will Choose Your Own Misadventure – in this story, YOU are the main character.  YOU decide what happens.  Each paragraph has an assigned number.  Read the paragraph and decide on your course of action – then turn to the corresponding paragraph!

Good luck!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Look out for these other exciting Choose Your Own Misadventure books:

 

 

 

 

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  • The Caverns of the Repressed Memory of Watching Sexual Intercourse Between Your Parents

     

  • Across the Gobi Desert by Toboggan

     

  • 20,000 Leagues Under Graff’s Technical Survey Instrument Handbook

     

 

 

 

 

Collect them all!

 

 

 

 

 

Player Comments

... that was different. I like it!
-- Darksonglove_4 on 10/26/2018 10:29:11 PM
I only read this once. I won't read it again to see how else this could have gone. But it was a really pointless story if you ask me. It was also really short.
-- Francesca1986 on 10/3/2018 5:49:50 PM
It’s a really good story!
-- Cam on 9/7/2018 7:55:26 AM
Odd... 5/8
-- ab on 7/23/2018 2:11:40 PM
Great game
Too short though
-- Hi on 6/26/2018 2:20:03 PM
"To literally just throw everything you have in your arms down on the floor like some kind of barbarian or performing ape who gives up at the first challenge that cannot be solved without the aid of abstract thought, and leave the house, go to 20.

35
The kebab has just managed to reach room temperature, the level at which its bacteria are at their most playful. You manfully guzzle down around half-a-dozen forkfuls before your stomach starts to noisily protest. The juices that last night slicked around the plate have now congealed into an ugly white scar.

You are no longer sure that this was an appropriate display of masculinity. You have approximately one-third of the kebab left.

To soldier on regardless and try to finish the damn thing, go to 15.

15
Unconsciousness is mercifully swift.
Your adventure ends here."

LoL, at first I thought this would be another boring home alone adventure game, but after reading the humor in language that is masterly written, I decide to rate it a 6! =D
-- TestingJest on 12/4/2017 3:15:47 AM
Bad, sorry.
-- Mage on 11/13/2016 11:02:21 AM
Pretty good.
-- Kate on 5/21/2016 4:54:09 PM
Not bad, I like the concept, I just wish it would have been thought out better.
-- Shinobi on 10/22/2015 9:48:02 PM
Okay, this was a slightly pointless story
-- Zaguiza14 on 10/9/2015 6:45:16 PM
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