Cows vs. Aliens!

Player Rating6.73/8

"#44 overall, #5 for 2016"
based on 224 ratings since 11/19/2016
played 4,392 times (finished 377)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length7/8

"It keeps going and going"

Maturity Level3/8

"must be at least this tall to play"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 10. If this were a movie, it would probably be between G and PG.

Farmer Brown is on vacation and it's up to Fernando El Fantastico the Bull (that's you!) to save his Herd when Aliens come to harvest them!

(by playing draw poker against a horde of moronic alien invaders!)

Special Thanks to Killa_Robot for playtesting feedback - This Meep's For him! ^v^

Player Comments

This game is just first-class awesomeness. Sure, the author could have written all the tons of scripting and manipulation to make a poker-playing card game and that would have been enough. But instead, this author went way beyond that and included hilarious pictures on the cards and even a story about aliens who somehow know how to play poker in the first place!

I loved the way that it kept going for a long time, forcing you try and beat more and more aliens as the game progressed. I’m not sure how I was able to beat so many so easily, and I wonder if the game might be slightly tipped in my favor (or if the AI behind the aliens is as dumb as the aliens or even non-existent). But it was still absolutely tons of fun. I don’t know why this isn’t rated eight by everyone who plays it – I’m guessing those are alienphobes or something.

This is a really great example of some of the extremes that are possible with this site and the scripting languages and variables that are available to authors. Yes, you can write some great stories here, but if you learn more about how these things works, you, too, can create masterful games like this. Thanks so much for taking all the time it took to write this thing and for sharing it with the site!
-- Ogre11 on 6/7/2018 4:28:51 PM with a score of 1040
It's hard to grasp how much smart thought and tough work went into this. It's not a perfect game, but it's still a pretty satisfying time sink. The aliens being able to raise the bet was a great feature.

There was a moment when I said to myself, "I guess I'm betting the farm." I bet 30 and the aliens raised. I had no choice. When I won the hand it came with a victorious feeling. This game can be kinda tough, especially if you have the discipline not to cheat it.

A feature that would have been cool was a way for your character to cheat, within the confines of the game. Maybe a way to keep a card hidden behind your ear. As only a common man though, I'm not sure how much more scripting that would have made necessary.

This is pretty fun with a great sense of humor. I'll be suggesting this to friends.
-- ugilick on 11/22/2016 2:21:11 PM with a score of 1445
This was actually really fun. I didn't have high hopes because I hate card games. It was quite entertaining and had a good humor element. I shudder with dread at the thought at the amount of scripting and that which went into this, so well done doing that. All in all it was a great game to play and had me entertained for quite some time. Really well done, great job.
-- Steve24833 on 11/19/2016 5:38:12 PM with a score of 1425
This is surprisingly good!
-- Kuro on 3/31/2019 7:11:33 AM with a score of 170
-- ROSA MELANO on 3/14/2019 11:47:48 AM with a score of 0
I don't think I'm any better than the aliens... the Back button proved very useful.
-- Cupcakitty__13 on 11/24/2018 10:11:20 AM with a score of 1525
Loved it! The story is a really great touch to the game!
-- RabbitSeason on 9/21/2018 2:35:13 AM with a score of 2000
Good god I barely won.

Great great
-- Jacoder23 on 9/14/2018 4:20:11 AM with a score of 1120
YES!!! I finally beat the aliens after millions of tries. I really think that this game is quite special and I cannot imagine the scripting. The only downside is that this game is so... HARD! Argh.
-- stargazer on 8/31/2018 10:39:18 PM with a score of 1455
One of the greatest games of Poker I've ever played, if not the greatest.
R.I.P Lackey-Lackey First Class-Lackey
-- JonathantheEthereal on 5/29/2018 7:21:26 PM with a score of 2000
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