Cows vs. Aliens!

Player Rating6.80/8

"#62 overall, #4 for 2016"
based on 113 ratings since 11/19/2016
played 1,269 times (finished 243)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length7/8

"It keeps going and going"

Maturity Level3/8

"must be at least this tall to play"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 10. If this were a movie, it would probably be between G and PG.

Farmer Brown is on vacation and it's up to Fernando El Fantastico the Bull (that's you!) to save his Herd when Aliens come to harvest them!

(by playing draw poker against a horde of moronic alien invaders!)

Special Thanks to Killa_Robot for playtesting feedback - This Meep's For him! ^v^

Player Comments

It's hard to grasp how much smart thought and tough work went into this. It's not a perfect game, but it's still a pretty satisfying time sink. The aliens being able to raise the bet was a great feature.

There was a moment when I said to myself, "I guess I'm betting the farm." I bet 30 and the aliens raised. I had no choice. When I won the hand it came with a victorious feeling. This game can be kinda tough, especially if you have the discipline not to cheat it.

A feature that would have been cool was a way for your character to cheat, within the confines of the game. Maybe a way to keep a card hidden behind your ear. As only a common man though, I'm not sure how much more scripting that would have made necessary.

This is pretty fun with a great sense of humor. I'll be suggesting this to friends.
-- ugilick on 11/22/2016 2:21:11 PM with a score of 1445
This was actually really fun. I didn't have high hopes because I hate card games. It was quite entertaining and had a good humor element. I shudder with dread at the thought at the amount of scripting and that which went into this, so well done doing that. All in all it was a great game to play and had me entertained for quite some time. Really well done, great job.
-- Steve24833 on 11/19/2016 5:38:12 PM with a score of 1425
It wasn't a masterpiece like some of your later ones, but it was fun. And after all, isn't that what games are for anyway?
-- apsoy on 3/11/2017 6:22:18 AM with a score of 900
Its really difficult to play and i consider the people who won this geniuses lol the round 2 is so hard.
-- Seulyoon on 2/27/2017 4:46:57 AM with a score of 300
Bruh.
-- MansDeSpons on 2/26/2017 6:40:58 AM with a score of 120
I had a lot of fun with this one
-- travis on 2/19/2017 8:35:45 PM with a score of 2000
Salute to you, sir...

You have created the greatest storyGAME I've ever seen. The plot was funny, the dimbulb aliens funny, the stakes funny, the win/lose happenings funny, and it is so funny even the cards are funny. Nice choice of pictures, too.

Better, much better than those cups. 7/8.
-- AgentX on 2/17/2017 6:47:31 PM with a score of 1830
Very funny game, with various random events spicing the game and sometimes helping the aliens or the bull.

Excelentt time waster. Just a quick question, how does one get a score higher that 1250?
-- Gorkamorka on 2/4/2017 11:03:59 AM with a score of 2000
Very funny and entertaining.
-- Cj2001 on 2/2/2017 4:01:41 PM with a score of 2000
Wow, Berka! I really loved this game. I'm a poker pro, so I easily outmatched the aliens but you didn't make it easy for me. They kept cheating! I did like that you let me cheat once as well. And that your penguin character showed up a couple times during the game, even if I got his question wrong. All in all, it was a great game and I'm pretty sure I will play it again soon.

P.S. I really loved that you used pics from two of my favorite cartoons. The farmhouse from Courage the Cowardly Dog and a pic of Invader Zim. Lol. Great job!!!
-- breezy134 on 1/20/2017 9:33:35 AM with a score of 2000
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