Cows vs. Aliens!

a Everything Else by BerkaZerka

Commended by BerkaZerka on 7/28/2019 11:30:16 AM

Player Rating6.77/8

"#32 overall, #4 for 2016"
based on 244 ratings since 11/19/2016
played 4,990 times (finished 400)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length6/8

"It'll be a while, better grab a Snickers®"

Maturity Level3/8

"must be at least this tall to play"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 10. If this were a movie, it would probably be between G and PG.

Farmer Brown is on vacation and it's up to Fernando El Fantastico the Bull (that's you!) to save his Herd when Aliens come to harvest them!

(by playing draw poker against a horde of moronic alien invaders!)

Special Thanks to Killa_Robot for playtesting feedback - This Meep's For him! ^v^

Player Comments

Wow! This was great! I got addicted and really enjoyed both the funny story and the game play. The scripting and art was really well done! Everything about the game was polished and fun. The story was just enough to frame the poker simulator and add to it, without being cumbersome. The jokes were good. The cheating and other antics made it more fun than just standard poker. I was going to say the game was too easy (I am decent at poker), but right when I thought that the Aliens cheated me out of all my cows! It ended up being the perfect difficulty (in my opinion). I clicked and expected a cheesy story about karate cows, and found something way better.
-- Shadowdrake27 on 8/26/2019 10:09:50 AM with a score of 1420
This game is just first-class awesomeness. Sure, the author could have written all the tons of scripting and manipulation to make a poker-playing card game and that would have been enough. But instead, this author went way beyond that and included hilarious pictures on the cards and even a story about aliens who somehow know how to play poker in the first place!

I loved the way that it kept going for a long time, forcing you try and beat more and more aliens as the game progressed. I’m not sure how I was able to beat so many so easily, and I wonder if the game might be slightly tipped in my favor (or if the AI behind the aliens is as dumb as the aliens or even non-existent). But it was still absolutely tons of fun. I don’t know why this isn’t rated eight by everyone who plays it – I’m guessing those are alienphobes or something.

This is a really great example of some of the extremes that are possible with this site and the scripting languages and variables that are available to authors. Yes, you can write some great stories here, but if you learn more about how these things works, you, too, can create masterful games like this. Thanks so much for taking all the time it took to write this thing and for sharing it with the site!
-- Ogre11 on 6/7/2018 4:28:51 PM with a score of 1040
It's hard to grasp how much smart thought and tough work went into this. It's not a perfect game, but it's still a pretty satisfying time sink. The aliens being able to raise the bet was a great feature.

There was a moment when I said to myself, "I guess I'm betting the farm." I bet 30 and the aliens raised. I had no choice. When I won the hand it came with a victorious feeling. This game can be kinda tough, especially if you have the discipline not to cheat it.

A feature that would have been cool was a way for your character to cheat, within the confines of the game. Maybe a way to keep a card hidden behind your ear. As only a common man though, I'm not sure how much more scripting that would have made necessary.

This is pretty fun with a great sense of humor. I'll be suggesting this to friends.
-- ugilick on 11/22/2016 2:21:11 PM with a score of 1445
This was a great “story!” It was nice to gamble away my cows and hope for the best. It was great with the funny distractions and the “trick.”
-- SheTookThem on 11/14/2019 9:54:37 AM with a score of 1785
Hilarious, and strategic. The plot is stupid (this is not an insult), but makes it that much more fun to play. I love the silly remarks and the pictures!
-- ArtsyGirl38 on 11/12/2019 2:18:53 PM with a score of 1805
that was lit
-- Toe Collector on 9/10/2019 8:40:32 AM with a score of 0
This game is absolutely fantastic! The humor of the writings and the gameplay mechanics is great. I expected that this game would be an another comedy wannabe but I never knew that this could be so enjoyable and entertaining at the same time. I'm not really good of a poker player so the Aliens mocked me a lot to my stupid brain with it's useless mind of a bastard. With a touch of their Uno Wild's cards , as a cunt who clearly not
even good at any game, I almost flipped...Anyways, The game is a
completely astonishing creation with it's sense of humor and fun mechanics. It's a shame that I can't even mention about it's difficulty amd story since I'm so bad at playing games but the important thing is the fact that I actually have fun with it. 7/8
-- NormPerse on 9/2/2019 12:04:03 AM with a score of 300
This is surprisingly good!
-- Kuro on 3/31/2019 7:11:33 AM with a score of 170
LOOOS
-- ROSA MELANO on 3/14/2019 11:47:48 AM with a score of 0
I don't think I'm any better than the aliens... the Back button proved very useful.
-- Cupcakitty__13 on 11/24/2018 10:11:20 AM with a score of 1525
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