Cows vs. Aliens!

Player Rating6.73/8

"#58 overall, #5 for 2016"
based on 146 ratings since 11/19/2016
played 2,117 times (finished 291)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length7/8

"It keeps going and going"

Maturity Level3/8

"must be at least this tall to play"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 10. If this were a movie, it would probably be between G and PG.

Farmer Brown is on vacation and it's up to Fernando El Fantastico the Bull (that's you!) to save his Herd when Aliens come to harvest them!

(by playing draw poker against a horde of moronic alien invaders!)

Special Thanks to Killa_Robot for playtesting feedback - This Meep's For him! ^v^

Player Comments

It's hard to grasp how much smart thought and tough work went into this. It's not a perfect game, but it's still a pretty satisfying time sink. The aliens being able to raise the bet was a great feature.

There was a moment when I said to myself, "I guess I'm betting the farm." I bet 30 and the aliens raised. I had no choice. When I won the hand it came with a victorious feeling. This game can be kinda tough, especially if you have the discipline not to cheat it.

A feature that would have been cool was a way for your character to cheat, within the confines of the game. Maybe a way to keep a card hidden behind your ear. As only a common man though, I'm not sure how much more scripting that would have made necessary.

This is pretty fun with a great sense of humor. I'll be suggesting this to friends.
-- ugilick on 11/22/2016 2:21:11 PM with a score of 1445
This was actually really fun. I didn't have high hopes because I hate card games. It was quite entertaining and had a good humor element. I shudder with dread at the thought at the amount of scripting and that which went into this, so well done doing that. All in all it was a great game to play and had me entertained for quite some time. Really well done, great job.
-- Steve24833 on 11/19/2016 5:38:12 PM with a score of 1425
It was good - Dana
It was STRANGE! - Cara
It was stupid! - from Hugh
It wasn't fun. - from Sierra
My students kept making really terrible choices! -D.T.
-- Dana's Class on 1/11/2018 11:49:50 PM with a score of 300
Man this is cool
-- Chapter101 on 1/5/2018 1:06:12 PM with a score of 1620
I loved it. The aliens being able to raise was a good touch. I also loved the extra things that happen.
-- Jreesebot on 12/4/2017 12:23:01 PM with a score of 1845
The coding must have been a serious nightmare! It's truly impressive that you were able to create poker like this. However, the story itself was pretty random. I'd love to see this incorporated into a really good story. But still, very well done and impressive despite the lack of a more interesting backdrop.
-- Glandros on 12/2/2017 3:31:49 AM with a score of 2000
Ok, this game was...no offense, but it was weird, unlike anything I've ever seen. I like the plot, and I love how much effort you put in it, but maybe offer some more info about how to play this...? Overall, it was really fun.
-- Cookiekat1029 on 11/24/2017 10:58:44 AM with a score of 0
Incredible. I just wish I could have saved my poor cows :(
-- BeefandPotatos on 10/17/2017 6:29:04 AM with a score of 510
its unfair the aliens end up with THREE people and wilds
-- drizzt on 10/2/2017 3:29:16 AM with a score of 0
Wow...great game and the coding was amazing!
-- _skye_ on 8/17/2017 5:05:42 PM with a score of 1560
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