Cows vs. Aliens!

Player Rating0/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on ratings since 11/19/2016
played 810 times (finished 144)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length7/8

"It keeps going and going"

Maturity Level3/8

"must be at least this tall to play"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 10. If this were a movie, it would probably be between G and PG.

Farmer Brown is on vacation and it's up to Fernando El Fantastico the Bull (that's you!) to save his Herd when Aliens come to harvest them!

(by playing draw poker against a horde of moronic alien invaders!)

Special Thanks to Killa_Robot for playtesting feedback - This Meep's For him! ^v^

Player Comments

It's hard to grasp how much smart thought and tough work went into this. It's not a perfect game, but it's still a pretty satisfying time sink. The aliens being able to raise the bet was a great feature.

There was a moment when I said to myself, "I guess I'm betting the farm." I bet 30 and the aliens raised. I had no choice. When I won the hand it came with a victorious feeling. This game can be kinda tough, especially if you have the discipline not to cheat it.

A feature that would have been cool was a way for your character to cheat, within the confines of the game. Maybe a way to keep a card hidden behind your ear. As only a common man though, I'm not sure how much more scripting that would have made necessary.

This is pretty fun with a great sense of humor. I'll be suggesting this to friends.
-- ugilick on 11/22/2016 2:21:11 PM with a score of 1445
This was actually really fun. I didn't have high hopes because I hate card games. It was quite entertaining and had a good humor element. I shudder with dread at the thought at the amount of scripting and that which went into this, so well done doing that. All in all it was a great game to play and had me entertained for quite some time. Really well done, great job.
-- Steve24833 on 11/19/2016 5:38:12 PM with a score of 1425
Wow, Berka! I really loved this game. I'm a poker pro, so I easily outmatched the aliens but you didn't make it easy for me. They kept cheating! I did like that you let me cheat once as well. And that your penguin character showed up a couple times during the game, even if I got his question wrong. All in all, it was a great game and I'm pretty sure I will play it again soon.

P.S. I really loved that you used pics from two of my favorite cartoons. The farmhouse from Courage the Cowardly Dog and a pic of Invader Zim. Lol. Great job!!!
-- breezy134 on 1/20/2017 9:33:35 AM with a score of 2000
Had frequent winning hands (two straights, strong pairs) that still resulted in an ultimate loss due to alien cheating. I am fairly decent at poker and played with optimal strategy but still lost due to RNG. Game's high dependence on luck is a factor to consider. 6/8
-- cantbeataliens on 12/30/2016 7:32:21 AM with a score of 432
YAY BEAT DEM DUMB ALIENS and wait? Are they from Uranus? XD
-- CeruleanFlare on 12/18/2016 5:57:24 PM with a score of 2000
Just to warn of a small bug. Each time the aliens make the meep cheat on the last phase and you're behind the game ends whether it's round 8 or 12.

Other than that a fun game, altough Not as good as the others from the author
-- Debugger on 12/9/2016 6:54:21 PM with a score of 730
It's a game, with great use of an advanced editor. The little story that was used was cute and cheesy. Not a bad thing, I liked it. The extra random events were very neat, and added a nice twist to the game. It made it more of a challenge, which I liked. Overall another good game from BerkaZerka
-- Zulutrader on 12/6/2016 8:34:53 AM with a score of 490
I loved it!
-- MinnieKing on 12/3/2016 8:52:14 PM with a score of 0
That was a lot of fun. Funny and quirky, with great poker gameplay. I don't want to think about how much work had to go into the making of this game. A big thank you to the author!
-- CJLeran on 11/28/2016 12:49:36 PM with a score of 1235
I can't even imagine how much scripting must have gone into this, I love playing poker so this game was perfect for me, I like how all the cards had unique names and characters on them, and the aliens personalities were great. Awesome game.
-- CowBoySkinnyLinny on 11/27/2016 3:11:57 PM with a score of 0
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