Damn Zombies!

Player Rating3.12/8

"#855 overall, #72 for 2012"
based on 436 ratings since 02/26/2012
played 3,306 times (finished 437)

Story Difficulty2/8

"walk in the park"

Play Length2/8

"So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe"

Maturity Level5/8

"aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG-13.


Some stupid scientist managed to create a zombie virus which is spreading everywhere. One zombie managed to get into your house and steal your condoms! Get them back before the zombie uses the whole pack, then make your wife eat your  cock, because there are too much chickens in your farm.   ( A cock is a male chicken you sicko!)

Player Comments

It could have been better. There were a decent amount of options but they all ended up in the same place which kind of took the choice out of a choose your story game. The plot was not the best in that you didn't explain why the zombies were there in the first place. The only thing I liked was the spelling but you used a bigger font than normal which was weird.

-- JMgskills on 2/26/2012 10:31:17 PM with a score of 0
Not bad for your first attempt, a few pointers.
- I think it would have been cleaner for you to allow the player to pick if they were a boy or girl in the beginning, and then just have different pages. All the (he/she) parts kind of got in the way.
- You should make pages that are longer than a few sentences, otherwise people won't get into your story. Also I don't know why you choose to have a font larger than normal.
- It had its funny moments, but the story was kind of lacking. I also never even got the condoms back from the zombie, which makes me sad :(
- Had no real issues with grammar or spelling

So...yeah. Not bad for your first attempt. Also if this is a demo like you said, you should put a demo tag as one of the tags so people don't think this is the complete version of it.
-- Killa_Robot on 2/26/2012 6:59:09 PM with a score of 0
-- Caol_forall on 11/28/2019 8:15:08 AM with a score of 0
Nice story
-- Masterkiller5000 on 9/27/2019 2:38:51 PM with a score of 0
again again
-- Zarlox on 9/13/2019 9:10:57 AM with a score of 0
lets do it again
-- Zarlox on 9/13/2019 9:09:58 AM with a score of 0
-- Willy on 5/31/2019 6:13:16 AM with a score of 0
wild and entertaining. make longer.
-- fsdakjl on 4/9/2019 1:15:52 PM with a score of 0
Really Funny
-- Dmanlan1 on 1/25/2019 12:48:51 PM with a score of 0
it was fine
-- iza on 1/7/2019 6:52:59 AM with a score of 0
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