Dr. Figar's Lessons on Job Employment

Player Rating5.15/8

"#257 overall, #26 for 2016"
based on 69 ratings since 07/08/2016
played 724 times (finished 73)

Story Difficulty1/8

"no possible way to lose"

Play Length6/8

"It'll be a while, better grab a SnickersĀ®"

Maturity Level4/8

"need to be accompanied by an adult"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG.

Travel to the edge of madness in an unreasonable educational class on job employment, as hosted by the mildly insane, usually unethical, and generally not-so-helpful Dr. Snarg Figarnargadarg. Learn at your own risk. Getting employed and making money is not guaranteed. No refunds given for time spent.

Player Comments

I rather enjoyed that, some good advice offered during the lesson and though the humour veered more towards the random than I usually like I did find this story game quite enjoyable to read through. I didn't like the lack of choices between trying to escape and not being able to but I appreciated the clever use of Variables, bonuses and secret endings and I expect finding them all could be quite a fun way to while away a half hour. Overall pretty great, a good amount of effort and an enjoyable writing style made this a fun read :D
-- Will11 on 7/22/2016 10:41:55 AM with a score of 1
"A Special Lesson From The Rabbit

1. Rabbits like carrots.


Looking over all the notes you took, you hope that all of this was worth the time you spent. "I hope I don't have to do that again..." you say to yourself, as you go off to do something much more worthwhile."

Ah, it's so rare to see a true gem that glitters in the dark bliss of the night where one still believes in honesty and an ending like the story of a Woodcutter who was modest and only asked for his iron ax that fell into the lake yet received a golden one in return for his truthful words. ;D
-- TestingJest on 12/11/2017 3:50:03 AM with a score of 103777
Figar sounds like some inspirational speaker...

...from GTA.

The humor, though semibland at times, was acceptable. The plot was nonsense, and somehow I still tried to listen to Figar and not say that his "lecture" was shi....

The end part though. All those lessons Figar taught, were actually right, if only one knew how to rephrase them. I ended up gettjng good job advice.

Not the best, coulda been worse. 5/8.
-- AgentX on 2/17/2017 7:36:03 PM with a score of 1
This was a humorous yet educational story. Very fun, very lengthy, and practically no errors in spelling or grammar ( at least the ones I have counted).
This made me laugh quite a few times, and did teach me a few new things about a workplace environment.

A great story, one I would especially recommend to young adults. 7/8.

-- Snowflame on 2/4/2017 10:00:34 PM with a score of 100777
Weird. Imaginative.
-- Quorrah on 1/12/2017 1:06:33 AM with a score of 2
This was hilarious, quirky, and just the right length. Constructive: Um, that was perfect. I can't thing of anything. Well, all I can say is that I would drop everything and race to the computer if you make another Dr. Figar storygame. Now, what score did I get...
-- Mage on 10/12/2016 7:41:36 PM with a score of 80277
Idk what just happened...
-- DetroitShani313 on 10/2/2016 10:40:25 PM with a score of 3
Dawg, i liked it.
IGN: 10/10 would read again
IGN 2.0: "Lemme just spray some bugs"
-- Virgil Ovid Hawkins on 8/31/2016 3:00:03 PM with a score of 34010
Really fun.
-- Lancelot on 7/16/2016 1:08:51 PM with a score of 79007
-- baddie on 7/11/2016 10:53:45 AM with a score of 5
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