The Vampire Hunter

Player Rating5.05/8

"#175 overall, #3 for 2009"
based on 644 ratings since 12/25/2009
played 18,678 times (finished 1,037)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length2/8

"So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe"

Maturity Level5/8

"aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG-13.



You awake one evening in bed to find a vampire hunter standing over you, ready to strike you down. Can you convince him you're not a vampire? This is a game of dialog and wit, with twenty different endings.

Player Comments

Wow, this game is quite humorous in all honesty :D The writing and humor are both done well and compliment each other, and the scenarios can change dramatically with whatever choice the reader may decide. Certain things like that give this story quite a unique charm, and a decent amount of replay value.

This story is definitely very fun, I recommend this for all to play.
-- TharaApples on 10/14/2016 7:15:27 AM with a score of 0
Freaking hilarious. I am in love with this story, I seriously laughed until I cried. My favorite ending is the "Oh, I'm something MUCH worse" one. Brilliant twist. Most of them that don't end in the death of the reader's character are good twists, and even the "magic dust" was a good surprise.

This may have been short and a story without a whole lot of detail, but you managed to make it SO entertaining with so few words. I didn't have to wade through a novel's worth of sentences to get a lot of enjoyment out of it, and I think that's a rare trick to pull off. Bravo. I'm gonna go check out your other stuff, if they're half as good? I'll love them, too.
-- Kiel_Farren on 9/8/2012 1:43:01 PM with a score of 0
“Thaaank youuuu....”

That surprised me and creeped me out haha
-- Mi00 on 7/11/2019 2:08:15 AM with a score of 0
Fun ending.
-- Jreesebot on 12/19/2018 2:51:24 PM with a score of 0
Love the way you can be both human or a vampire
-- Harry Potter on 11/3/2018 7:47:49 PM with a score of 0
The ending was fucking hilarious
-- Harry Potter on 11/3/2018 7:46:30 PM with a score of 0
It was pretty good, although it was short. I read almost every ending. I am not sure if you die after the vampire reveals that he was under your bed, but seeing as it's a vampire I would assume so. LOL

Great work!
-- Francesca1986 on 10/3/2018 4:09:08 PM with a score of 0
i am fond of the Cthulhu ending. nyarlathotep, yog sothoth ..
-- hedonism on 8/27/2018 1:50:42 PM with a score of 0
This is a really good story, reccomend it to all. I like how you can be 3 different things: a human, a vampire, or, my favorite, a devil with 27 horns.
-- RetardedPiglet on 6/29/2018 12:24:20 AM with a score of 0
not good
-- PrincessStarlight on 5/15/2018 6:42:55 PM with a score of 0
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