The Vampire Hunter

Player Rating5.01/8

"#200 overall, #3 for 2009"
based on 682 ratings since 12/25/2009
played 19,953 times (finished 1,095)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length2/8

"So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe"

Maturity Level5/8

"aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG-13.



You awake one evening in bed to find a vampire hunter standing over you, ready to strike you down. Can you convince him you're not a vampire? This is a game of dialog and wit, with twenty different endings.

Player Comments

This was a cute little game; I definitely liked it. The storyline itself is quite short (any individual playthrough lasts only a few minutes), but there’s definitely a vast array of choices to enjoy. I found many of the paths rather humorous. The vampire hunter is quirky, in his adamant determination that you are undead - an assertion which may or may not be true. I think it’s cool how whether or not you are a vampire (and the corresponding state of the antagonist’s mental stability) is influenced by your choices in the game.

Some of the endings where you get to mess around with the antagonist’s mind are really funny. I took great delight in changing my mind about whether or not I was a vampire several times mid-play, blatantly admitting to being a vampire without a care in the world (you only live once, truly), and pretending to act human when I was truly wasn’t. My favourite ending was probably the one were secretly an incredibly powerful demon.

This story reminded me quite a bit of the longer twine game called “16 Ways to Kill a Vampire at Mcdonalds.” If you enjoyed this short, quirky story, you’ll probably enjoy that game, too.

Overall, I’ve rated this a 5/8. I would give this a higher rating if it were longer. Good job overall.
-- Reader82 on 12/19/2019 8:20:56 PM with a score of 0
Wow, this game is quite humorous in all honesty :D The writing and humor are both done well and compliment each other, and the scenarios can change dramatically with whatever choice the reader may decide. Certain things like that give this story quite a unique charm, and a decent amount of replay value.

This story is definitely very fun, I recommend this for all to play.
-- TharaApples on 10/14/2016 7:15:27 AM with a score of 0
Freaking hilarious. I am in love with this story, I seriously laughed until I cried. My favorite ending is the "Oh, I'm something MUCH worse" one. Brilliant twist. Most of them that don't end in the death of the reader's character are good twists, and even the "magic dust" was a good surprise.

This may have been short and a story without a whole lot of detail, but you managed to make it SO entertaining with so few words. I didn't have to wade through a novel's worth of sentences to get a lot of enjoyment out of it, and I think that's a rare trick to pull off. Bravo. I'm gonna go check out your other stuff, if they're half as good? I'll love them, too.
-- Kiel_Farren on 9/8/2012 1:43:01 PM with a score of 0
Did you know some guys made a video about this one. That’s how found this. It’s on YouTube by Jack and jay. Good story btw
-- Oligary on 4/18/2020 6:50:52 AM with a score of 0
Really fun read! So much fun that we picked it for one of our YouTube videos! Thanks alot!
-- jjgg1231 on 4/15/2020 3:31:49 PM with a score of 0
Is there any way I can’t die?
-- TreeHugger on 1/10/2020 1:50:57 PM with a score of 0
“Thaaank youuuu....”

That surprised me and creeped me out haha
-- Mi00 on 7/11/2019 2:08:15 AM with a score of 0
Fun ending.
-- Jreesebot on 12/19/2018 2:51:24 PM with a score of 0
Love the way you can be both human or a vampire
-- Harry Potter on 11/3/2018 7:47:49 PM with a score of 0
The ending was fucking hilarious
-- Harry Potter on 11/3/2018 7:46:30 PM with a score of 0
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