You wake up in a military facility. The year is 2605, and both magic and technology exist in the world in tandem. You are the Solar Paladin's newest recruit, ripped from your home and old life with no memories. What paths will you take? What role will you play? Will you uncover the secrets that are being hidden from you? Will you possibly find some solace or friendship? This story hangs between serious and funny, as it has equal amounts of both. Also be warned, this story includes graphic and mature content, such as drugs, suicide, some cursing, foul joking, a sad death or two, and also a vocabulary some readers might not understand, partially because of it being 2605 and new slang would have developed by then. Those will be explained in footnotes(or something).

Personally, I've played my fair share of CAH, and it's quite fun if you get the right cards dealt, or even make your own deck on Cardcast. That way, you can crack inside jokes in a game that was originally offensive.