Edgy the edgiest edgelord edged on the edge of edginess as he edged towards the edge of the edge.

“Edgy! Stop being so edgy!” Edgeuana (Edgy’s wife) cried as she edged her way towards the edge of the edge that he edged upon.

“I can’t stop now!” He replied in an edgy tone that sent her over the edge of edginess to the edge.

“Think about our family! I have edged my way around the hedges of the edgiest edge to be with you!” She edged.

“You suck at being edgy!” Edgy the edgiest edgelord who edged on the edge of edginess responded.

“I’m not the one who sucks at being edgy! You can’t just use the word edge a shitload! That’s not what I meant by being edgy!” She cried as the edge she edged toward edged nearer to her foot which just so happened edged toward Edgy who was edging toward the edge of edginess.

“Fuck you!” Edgy the edgiest edgelord who was edging on the edge of edginess shrieked at Edgeuana who was edging her way towards Edgy the edgiest edgelord whose foot like Edguana’s foot was edging on the edge of edginess towards the edge of the edge of edginess like the edge of the edgiest of edges.

“No! Fuck you!” Edgeuana edgedley edged at Edgy whose other foot was edging towards the edge of the edge of the edge of the edgiest edges of edginess.

“I’ve been fucking your sister for the past 20 years!” Edgy who was edging towards the edgiest of edges like the edge of the edgiest edge edged aggressively at Edgeuana.

“I don’t have a sister!” Edgeuana screeched at Edgy whose left leg was edging towards the edge of the edge.

“Well I’ve been fucking somebody who looks like your sister!” Edgy screeched edgedly.

“Allegedly! Stop dredging shit up!” Edgeuana edged towards Edgy.

“Shut up you stupid cu-” Edgy starts before his foot slips over the edge he was edging towards and he plummets to his doom.