"You know none of us could learn to play guitar either, the strumming just hurts your hand, but with a synthesizer you can hold down a key and it'll do loads of stuff." -Philip Oakey, 1978.

If you couldn't tell by my name, I like synthesizers. So, in celebration of my strange interest, I've made this game. I hope you have fun playing it and maybe even learn something about synths!

This game is:

A. Dumb.

B. Making no sense.

C. Contains bulldozers.

D. All of the above.

Hello, I am Synthesizer, and this is my first story-game on the site. I hope you enjoy!