I also hope to enjoy my time here. So far, our goals are aligned. A fragile alliance has thus been formed.

A basking shark for every day, and a goblin shark for special occasions.

Unfortunately, much like a prospective juror, I must beg to be excused from this custom of the land on the basis of my clear bias, in this case, against fantasy stories. I understand this makes me an eccentric minority on this website. I only hope you have abolished the practice of pillorying. 

I have read a number of articles already and I look forward to reading more. You have nice resources on this website.

The pleasure is mine.

Thank you for the welcome. I'll try not to wear it out.

I took the capital letter in the divorce.

That will be easy. I have no great number of thoughts in my head in the first place. What were we talking about? N, or something? Perhaps Q? 

Oh you should really read it. It's very intelligent (TharaApples said so,) and it makes me seem both mysterious and cool.

Are you saying I'm artificially intelligent? That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.