Wark! Wawk fesstar! 

Whenever you explain something using Eternal, or another of your stories, I wondrously understand. I would say you should become a teacher, but that probably wouldn't turn out too well... 

Only every Tuesday? You must have done something to upset her. I stay round every weekend. Haha

What does being northern have to do with her like or dislike of particular accents? As a Londoner, even I can see how off such a suggestion is. lol  

Don't put all Brits in that box, please haha. I have little issue with the majority of American accents, only the gruff and extreme versions. 

It's like calling the United States "Doo Doo Land" after it has been carved up by Mexico and Canada. Haha

But, I suppose you're right in the fact that it makes distinction easier. 

Don't get me started on Facebook. It's like it attracts the dumb, dim and dense who then congregate within it. 

I promise you, most of us don't. Haha. 

I will find this teacher personally for you and take away their tea for a couple of years. 

Much like how we pronounce our e's and i's by literally saying the letter, so we do in the case of one syllable in this word. 

*shrugs* 

Oh, I can deal with the sex.