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Ji Rol-su!
Do you like horses? Are you bi? Is Kim Jong-Un in your top five role models? If you answered yes to one of the above questions, read this story and enjoy it! Entry for Bucky's ongoing contest

Maximum Degeneracy Achieved
I will never finish this

Sogus the Insatiable

Play as a dickhead idiot goblin running a smuggling ring! Avoid the police and rival gangs while trying to earn a fortune.

The Tale of Richard Killdick
Three paths and endings: Change for the Better, No Remorse, and Leave it all Behind

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Year's End Contest - Choose Your Own Prompt II on 12/10/2019 2:38:23 PM
I'll save Cricket the reply and proofread your game notice the above capitalization of your name as my humble apology

Year's End Contest - Choose Your Own Prompt II on 12/10/2019 2:36:07 PM
Anything but my 27 points!

Year's End Contest - Choose Your Own Prompt II on 12/10/2019 2:27:05 PM
Yo I was kidding

Year's End Contest - Choose Your Own Prompt II on 12/10/2019 2:22:24 PM
For your inspiration, you are now coauthor

Year's End Contest - Choose Your Own Prompt II on 12/10/2019 2:10:25 PM
6) A story of a lunatic empress... with a fondness for horses. *hits the neigh neigh*

Noob Census - Earn pointless points! on 12/10/2019 1:39:36 PM
I actually made it on? I wasn't online for a month cuz I lost my laptop charger, but now I'm back, and wondering if the CYS discord is worth joining for a noob bird furry such as myself.

Fresh Meat: Baiting and Hooking Thread 3 on 12/10/2019 12:21:55 PM
When your IQ is just too high

100 Words or Less on 11/13/2019 10:13:36 PM
A hand grips me from behind. I don't look back, I just keep walking. Past the cackling black bushes. I laugh with them, and a part of me unravels. Past the dude in the electric chair. He's not strapped in, but stays seated. Past the writhing red mountain called Monkey. I want to stop and stare, but the hand urges me ever forward. I look down, and remember. The hand told me to walk. The hand held to a thread of my soul. I've come undone, because I chose to walk away. I look down, and simply cease to be. 100 words. Based on the song Undone (The Sweater Song) by Weezer. Give it a listen if you haven't already.

100 Words or Less on 10/29/2019 12:05:39 AM
I've always had trouble with tense changes thanks for pointing that out

100 Words or Less on 10/28/2019 11:55:03 PM
pretty sure it's 94 words "Mommy, why can't we go see gramma anymore?" "She moved, darling. We don't have the money to visit. I'm sorry, darling." I never understood why we can't visit her, when she still visits me. Most nights I see her at the foot of my bed. Staring at me. Sometimes her ragged breathing will keep me awake. One night I asked her, "Gramma, you don't look well. Are you sick?" I've always felt bad for saying that. She started weeping. Then wailing. Then the blood from her eyes. I never said anything to her after that.