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What is your favorite animal?

@Badlands

Would you prefer Clam Chowder or Tomato Soup?

Do me next

@roffdoff, when you put your clothes on, are you roffdon?

Good question, but most chickens don't wear clothes.
A better example would be when I see a particularly attractive hen walking down the street. That's when I become roffdon. It's strange to think that, among both human and chickens, we find chicken breasts to be appealing. Although you humans prefer it stripped of feathers and roasted, at least we can agree on something.

Also, I have to know. @BerkaZerka do you surf?

You'd better actually follow through and write that goblin game, it's the only way I'll find the patience to put up with yet another bird furry.

Please do look up the video of a chicken wearing pants. It will, I hope, as it did for mine, make your life better. Xoxo

HellKat 

It made my life better.
Thank you, noob.

@SheTookThem, did she ask permission first?  Because otherwise, I'm going to have to side with Them.

@Benzine_Ring, do you consider yourself "aromatic"?

lol, i made this one up for my club penguin account when i was like 8 and use it for stuff i need to remember. it was a reference to my sunny 8 year old outlook on life, my very unique favorite animal, and a number i thought was nice because putting numbers in your online handle is What You Do when you're 8 and really cool

@Yasir256 is there a Nomaam255 that you fancy or are you the 256th to say Ya, sir?

I'm really the 1st to say Ya, sir, but the other sirs don't really want to admit it. As for a nomaam, I haven't found one yet.

Is this a serious question?

It's you so I can't tell.

Not that it makes that username any less nerdy one way or the other.

@ProbsThrowing throwing what? A ball? A fit? Pies? I hope it's pies.

Hopefully not. Pie is illegal in my country.

Probably.

That must be one shitty country. Surely, even North Korea hasn't banned pie yet. Where're you from?
You still haven't answered my question, by the way. :)

@storytime82128

Do you realize how unusual it is to join this site full of stories to actually read the stories? You even typed words about them, that's so weird. Newbies never do that.

@dark99dark_cat

What were the thoughts and emotions you felt when making that profile?

I felt sad and wanted to draw attention to myself. I just don't have any friends. Maybe? I don't know. 

I don't remember what emotions I felt and what my thoughts were when I created my profile.

I just didn't know what to write about myself. 

Well that sounds exciting and fun! You're certainly in the right place, welcome to the site!

@CumCommander: Why? Just why?

@LitchKing

 

Have you read Necromancer?

@iamgoingtoenjoyanegg How was it?

Pretty good. Wanted to make a omelet but didn't have any cheese so i just decided to to make hard boil it instead.

7.5/10 should probably get some groceries though, but it's pretty late.

Look, some people are just to lazy to keep their fridge stocked even when they have a supermarket within walking distance.

Also yes Holland is indeed turkey deprived (although i disagree with the freedom hating part, we have legal marijuana). Unless you go to a dedicated poultry shop you won't find any.

And you have windmills and flowers...and presumably nothing else, according to pictures and television.

@Katus

Is that Kay-Tus, or Cat, US?

@Lmaolol66

Did you have Laughing gas in your turkey?

@tiger12147 how does it feel to be a BigWolf Alt.

@thisisnotmercedes

Then who pray-tell is it?

@RavioliHomicide
What inspired that name?

@unodosnotrexslime

Care to break down your username for the class?

It's uno - dos - no...T. Rex Slime.

That's my guess.

me fat

 

Seems legit

@Syphillis
Steve's already dead, sorry

@amgtree

Whats your favorite tree

Evergreens got hundreds of them on my property 

Do you really have five kids?

5 kids, wife, and a couple acres out in alaska 

@Fudblart

What inspired the best username I have ever seen

Well thanks. Years ago I had a D&D character named Bloodfart. He died and I was kinda disappointed because I really liked him. So the DM let me reroll pretty much the same guy under the condition he have a different name. So I sort of reversed the name. Fudblart instead of Bloodfart.

When your IQ is just too high

Nice

Autumnuminum was a username my friend came up with years ago based on my name, Autumn, and it has stuck since. As far as number I've gotta go with 97.

I used your username as a rare mineral found in the islands of the frigid Alus Sea in my storygame "The Book of Vanishing Tales." ;)

Nope, my name is an anagram and some random letters, but yes, M is my favorite letter. Where does the 11 of your name come from?

Wait...how did you guess my real name?!

@pimpmasterfuture, can you tell us a bit more about your work-in-progress, "da poop test"?

@test0005, what happened during the first four tests?

@MrAhmedTheBlackPasha

Are you here to bring us more diversity points?

@momotaromolasses

Is peach and potato smothered with syrup really that good?

@DeathScythe

You picked an edgy name, rated Eternal, then you had five birthdays in a row and now you're back again! Any exciting tales about your five year journey to foreign realms? So many here are born, live, and die without ever seeing another site on the internet.

@Scythe

Any relation?

@superninja

What sort of upgrades do you bring to the table that make you superior to @ninjapitka?

@snailsforsale
What sort of snails have you got?

Fresh ones. What kind of crickets do you got? 

Just me, hun, and I'm not for sale.
Looks like you're working on a story. When you get further along, it might be helpful to talk about it in the Writer's Workshop.

Thanks for the advice! I'll drop by some time. 

Oh, and also. Read a bunch of the featured stories on here if you haven't to get a feel of things, as well as anything by EndMaster.

@star_Thorne

Any relation to @Starbourne?

@floodedlungs

What inspired this particular name?

@historicfictionlover

What section of history are you most into?

I really love the WW2 Era of history! But I'm also really into really old Greek, Roman, Egyptian, etc. culture. I also like the "Wild West" part of America's history and British history right around when stories like "Pride and Prejudice" and "Emma" were set.

Most of the historical stories are in the Edutainment or Everything Else categories. Price of Freedom is what I'd recommend if you're into Roman settings. (Actually, I'd recommend it even if you weren't.)

Otherwise, @Will11 is our resident historical NONfiction man, so be sure to check his stories out. There's always room for more historical stuff though, it's one of my favorite genres so good luck if you plan to write any yourself.

And I believe @Pirate has a major protect started set during WWI, but he's had a lot of family stuff going on so I'm not sure how far along he is.

Oh yes, I saw Price of Freedom and went through it already- and absolutely loved it! :) I am quite impatient for the sequel!

Good to know, thank you very much!

@tiredraven Why are you so tired?

@tiredraven

What is a draven? And why does it sell tires?

@timmytohns how goes the story?

Struggling to think of something unique to continue the family arc, but I think I've recently found something to follow it up with. 

What do you think of it so far?

@Junoooooooo

Probably the last one

That seems the most probable

@ABagOfCandy

a bag of what kind of candy

 

lmao

but it smells like chocolate....

Bad doggy! You shouldn't eat chocolate.

@corgi213

How is a dog's life in L.A.?

Dont tag me you shit

Come on! Corgi she does not know the Cys etiquette.

Smh she should have lurked more

SHE SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE

@corgi213

@mizal

@77777777 what's the deal with the extra 7?!?

I thought there was supposed to be one more there

dunno i just did it cause i wanted to.

 

Same with me and banning.

@w0lfwrit3r56783

What's the 56783 stand for?

It's just random numbers i put...

Can you please, for science, describe your reasoning for this?

everything else i tried "had a username already"

Well yes, "w0lfwrit3r" is quite the popular username these days.

clearly