Cricket, The Grandmaster of the Written Word

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"Cricket always makes things better" - EndMaster

"Cricket is clearly chaotic neutral, she just wants to watch people suffer while admiring pretty bugs." - Darkspawn

"Dead stares is not consent! >:(" - TurnipBandit

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Featured Story Ineptitude 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Write or be SHAMED!!! *Any resemblance to real life persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidential.

Sir Osis

It's about a time in the life of a knight named Sir Osis. There's a pony too

Winner of Sir Corgi's Lords of the Land contest.  Originally published April 14, 2019, but briefly unpublished for edits to the font and description.

This story is "Cave of Time" style. So just make use of that back button if you would like to see another path.  Please let me know what you thought of the story after you read it.  I appreciate comments.

Special thanks to Ghost11 for the motivation, suggestion, and inspiration for one of the endings.  



The story of a noob who entered a writing contest.


Recent Posts

The nature of COG as a business on 11/20/2021 10:57:25 AM
Did you know that nationwide durum yield per acre is not even 60% of 2020's? Because of the drought, North Dakota's production is even less than Montana's last year. North Dakota is still number one of course, but since that ranking is never close, it really highlights how much yields are down.

Halloween 2021 on 11/3/2021 9:52:33 PM
Oh my goodness! I look like Atom Ant, and I love it.
I do like making kids happy too. Happy birthday, MHD.

Pasha Malk, Cricket DLC on 10/11/2021 6:17:49 PM
I just noticed Coins is even Korean in this. Beautiful.

Sentinel's Meme Museum: Sent is an Actual Wizard on 10/11/2021 6:14:13 PM
A crummy commercial?
Son of a bitch.

Malk is Dead on 10/10/2021 8:48:38 PM

New here? Just the FAQS. on 10/5/2021 12:03:04 AM
I taste.

Rant Thread on 10/4/2021 3:00:10 PM
Anxiety is for cucks.

writing on 9/30/2021 12:42:03 PM
You call yourself a demon slayer, yet you glorify a series as unholy and demonic as Harry Potter.

Will Ebon return? on 9/28/2021 4:38:14 PM
@EbonVasilis, what do you think of a well-lit pair of ears?

Will Ebon return? on 9/28/2021 2:08:39 PM
No, but he did right The Pure, the Vile, and the Deadly. You should read that one right away. I'm on the second main branch right now. 8/8