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Hi! I'm new and started a fanfiction story game, but I don't know how to get in to write it. Help, please!

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I'm so glad you helped her, now you get to be first in line to read about gender swapped Harry Potter.

The sexually abused Harriet Potter!

I... may have been too hasty. Who knew they made fem Harry Potter landmines to step on these days, truly sinister.

Anything 'fanfiction' should trip the alarms...

Thanks! That really helps! And now I have time to tell you to go fuck yourself.

It should be noted she's literally replying to her own post here.

again,I'm new I'm trying to reply to him

did u not read their comments below that.

And if you ever overcome your inherent retardation enough to actually finish your shitty fanfic, he'll happily say it again and get points for doing it.

I just fucking started and you can not use that word.

Says who?

Well obviously we've labeled you incorrectly.

From now on we'll call you a faggot instead.

Being able to communicate coherently in English has nothing to do with the site editor, and when your first act on learning someone doesn't like your story idea is to get emotional and lash out, that tells me some things about your future here, on a writing site where authors post things to get critical feedback.

And since you claimed to be 23 when you registered, like it or not I think your posts in this thread contain enough information to make certain assumptions about your capabilities.

It's far, far too late for anyone to hope you'll grow out of this I'm afraid.

Being a good samaritan is a thankless job. :(

MHD has drawn a whole series about this.

Ouch, how will I ever recover? Might have to hire a therapist.

Hello! It's come to my attention that you did something retarded.

In order to avoid this in the future, I recommend clicking this button and then using basic context clues to tell what post you're supposed to reply to.

 

If the issue persists, a second diagram can be posted containing arrows and labels.

 

If you're still having trouble, our staff offers a revolutionary belt procedure that stops retardation in its tracks.

And if they need additional additional assistance, End has a good visual aid he provides at times like these.

You call yourself a demon slayer, yet you glorify a series as unholy and demonic as Harry Potter.

Zweihanderr is a much better name for a demon slayer anyway, let's be real.

I gotta say, I see this whole thread as an absolute win.

Curse it, I've missed action again.

I hope this noob comes back, I haven't had a turn with the belt yet

I think it might help to think of this entire forum as a social deduction game. If you make a thread and this happens, you've lost: Badly, and on the the first round.

The funniest thing is he attacked the one guy who actually helped him.

At times like this, there's really only one thing to do. Luna, when you return, if you want a really powerful mod to come to your defense and put all these people in their place, tag Endmaster 3 times. Use the '@' symbol, then type EndMaster right after that. 3 times is the charm.

It's an activation code that not many people know about these days. What happens after is total destruction. In fact, I'm risking a lot by telling this to you right now. 

Best of luck! Happy writing :)

The only thing that can save your story now is testicular cancer.