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Once upon a time in a clearing in the forest, there was a young man by the name of Jack. He was but a humble peasant who lived alone in a small log cabin in the woods. One day, while hunting for food, he came across an injured wolf surrounded by his not so injured brethren. Despite the assumption, the wolves were no allies to their wounded comrade and was seconds away from killing it.

What should Jack do?

Karate chop all the wolves and have a barbeque.

Interesting?

Jack realized that the wolves in front of him would make a perfect meal for himself. He began to karate chop each and every wolf in his way until there was no longer a threat in his presence. 

"Looks like, I'm having a barbecue" he thought as he began hauling the wolves in his wagon, "I wonder if Anna likes barbecue"

Upon return, Jack could feel an intense heat coming from his cabin. He then heard screams of terror, followed by glass breaking, and stabbing of flesh. Jack began to fear the worse, who is in there murdering his wife, and what can he do?

What will Jack do?

Crash through the door and karate chop the assailent before skull-fucking him and adding the rest of his body to the feast

Jack remembers that he lives alone, a fact stated literally in the first paragraph, and thus has no wife. The neighbors are just fighting again which is why he's glad he lives a couple miles deeper in the forest. He continues on to his cabin.

As he enters his cabin and places down his wolves on the table. He pushed aside his memory pills and grabbed a dagger. Quickly, he begin to skin the wolves until they were completely furless.

"I should probably sell these?" he thought, "but where?"

Jack remembered there were three places he could sell them at. He only had enough time to reach one of them as the day was coming to an end. The kingdom was right down the path from his house, as was a small village the opposite way. Like wise, he remembered a cheschire emcampment in the forest somewhere who would pay good coin for the hide.

What should he do?

Publicly destroy the hides to further the cause of animal welfare.

Sell le hides.