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Hello, step into my humble cottage. You must be tired after a long journey in the treacherous snow. Come in and have a bowl of Chicken Soup.

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Well Hello guys! I hope you liked my introduction. My name is ChickenSoup, real name is unidentified. As you can guess, I am a talking bowl of soup. I hope to write good stories using my knowledge of traditional tales, and hope you guys enjoy them as well! As I am a bowl of soup, I have pretty bad knowledge of the English grammar. If you wish to know anything about Chicken Soup and what goes into it, feel free to ask me. I hope lots of people respond to this message and you like me. Cheers! ^_^

Hello. I really enjoyed your entrance and wish you luck with your stories. If you ever need help, feel free to message me.

Thank you! Actually I have an idea for a story and would actually appreciate some help. Read the description on my profile if you are interested.

It has to be Heinz. ;)

Welcome to the site bro.

Thanks! Just wondering, you seen Batman recently?

I thank thee. Thou cannot touch thy bowl of soup even with one of those hideous iron sticks you call spoons.

Anyway, thank you. But lay even one of your fucking human hands on me and you'll have third degree burns even Satan finds painful.

A Huwolf or a Wereman?

Or neither of that? Perhaps this?

*pulls out pistols loaded with silver bullets* Try using Reverse Psychology you flea-bitten mongrel!

Are you that penguin robot boy?

Me? I'm soup. If you were referring to DerpBacon, the strange twat who likes sporks, then I hope you can pardon me M'Lord.

Pardon my french sire, but you could be a motherfucking penguin. We just don't know it yet. I might be disgusting minestrone soup in disguise, but you don't know that do you?

The Spork???

I have the power of the written word. With the strength of my handwriting put together, I can utterly crush everything in my path. Even JESUS!!!

Hahahahahaha! I have an entire army of chicken soup I can transform into. Please don't try to shoot the nine gazillion cans of soup I have. Also, if you somehow can destroy all of those, I can use the power of all the chicken soup in every supermarket and convenience store in the world to come back to life!

I SUMMON THE MIGHT OF INCREDIBLY SEXY WOMEN!

You fell for the distraction of Lady Sylvanas Windrunner! FOR GILNEAS!

(This World Of Warcraft battle scene is brilliant).
 

Hello Chicken soup. You're hopelessly inferior to mac n cheese with ground beef, but I still like you.

EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mac n cheese..........with ground beef.

Must I go through how much better Chicken Soup is than the revolting pasta tubes in a calorific sauce made of yellow fats?!

But meh, beef is okay.

I can crush macaroni and cheese. I can ruin the disgusting taste even more with the power of out of date soup!

You fools. It takes the power of all three macaroni, cheese, and beef to make up the best meal ever created. The holy food trinity.

That's like saying ''I want a holy ghost without the jesus'' or ''I want the God without the holy ghost''. It takes all three flavorful foods to create life in your taste buds.......just like the holy trinity.

Haha. Why go through the strain of that? When you can pop open a can of luxury, pop it onto the stove for five minutes and Presto Chargo!
 

Choke on my bones if you think thats true Mr. DerpBacon. I was actually thinking about starting a Dunce Club. Care to join?

No, no. You, however, would fit in perfectly. Have a nice day, Mr. Chicken Soup.

*MLG screaming noises in background*

Care to see your TRUE name and age?

Name: Derpicus Dumbbaconus

Age: 0.000000001

Lmfao.

Haha, how hilarious! Perhaps your idiotic cylinders of tainted vegetables and meat swimming in water are clogging up your mind.

Here is your true information:

Name: Deadchicken Crapwater

Age: 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

Correction, You are

0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

You don't eat the boiling water right?. There is only one holy food trinity.

Who so ever denies the truth and deliciousness of the holy food trinity shall perish under the fork - Proverbs 2-11.

The holy being of Jesus Spice died for your sins so that people shall eat mac n cheese with ground beef and be happy for eternity. He even turned nasty meals into mac n cheese with beef for the village people, equipped with rich spices for a killing flavor. To deny this is blasphemy.

You are making me become a child. I  cannot let that happen! *Pulls out bottle of Spartacus's poison* Goodbye CreatorX. :'(

As you command sire. *I pour the vial of poison down CreatorX's throat and he drops to the ground moaning.*

Hmmm. Not too bad. I was wrong about you DerpBacon. *I scratch my temple* What are we going to do about the remains of CreatorX? A happy funeral or shall we cover him in burning tar and throw him into Vesuvius?

Noooooooooo!!!

*Doesn't matter, I can just bring you back to life with a spoonful of Mac n cheese.

*runs out of thread while crying*

HAHAHAHAH! DIE CREATORX! POUND HIM INTO JELLY DERPBACON!

Maybe if you were alphabet soup, you'd have an easier time with grammar...?

Jokes aside, welcome! Good to see another new face in the community, feel free to ask if you have any questions.

I thank you. From the looks of that picture, you are a sorcerer, yes?

It's a picture of Jace Beleren. I'm actually a steam-punk universe pirate captain or a Norse animal-shaped deity of destruction depending on who you ask.

I would love to use you as a target for my target practice with my Barret M107.

Welcome to the site! Why don't you check out my storygame?

Come eat at KFC's! 

We use chicken, we promise!

Deja vu.

You keep saying that and when has that ever actually happened to anyone here except those ten times?

Fine, fine.

@TheChickenSoup, please do get raped, so that I will have better reason to tell other newbies not to get raped. Make sure it's violent as well. A few pictures of your bruised, mutilated, jiz covered carcass should be enough to appease Endmaster.