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So, I have finally decided to call myself a CYS member. I made this dorky list of things to prove myself. Here it is:

1)Prove I'm not Ryder. Check!

2)Start a Storygame. Check!

3) Have bunch of friends. Kind of Check!

4) Have a decent profile description. Check!

5) Have awesome quotes under profile description.

As you see, I don't have the last one checked. So, I am asking for any quotes you would like to be featured under my profile. So, y'got any m8?!

"I believe a lot of us here are simply, people with too much imagination, but not enough time." -ZagHero

Okay, got one, thanks!

I see myself as that quote flipped.

Good one. ;)

"Each day the demon of stupidity possess someone else." -Jimmysutton

I like that one.

It's true. Except there are about 1,000 demons of stupidity.

You called!? Fuck you.

Anybody else?

Shouldn't your profile quotes be ones you pick out yourself?

But where do I get those picked quotes? People, right?

Not that there's anything wrong with your method.

Here's a quote for ya: "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins

Okay....I will take it into my mind and continue my crappy list! (Of things I need to do to "become" a CYS member.)

So yeah.....I probably will do that.

I used to think air was free then i bought a bag of chips. Me

"Sometimes you just have to wonder: What's wrong with people?"

This happens whenever I watch the news... 

When did you prove you're not Ryder? I'm still unsure.

Oh, you don't want to hear the "trials" I went through.....

Here's a few of mine. All of them are Freudian:

"Seeing a beautiful man is like seeing a blacksmith pound out a piece of armor, or looking at an Hieronymous Bosch painting, or watching a beautiful horse run, or looking at a scultpure of a turd made from Mother of Pearl. You can see how glorious it is, and appreciate it, but it makes Maj. Willy Johnson keel over and go all rubbery."

"Never seduce a hat. It might be sexy, but they're very needy and not at all worth it."

"MasonJarGuzzi is a filthy, heathenous copycat."

I would say he got that from "divine inspiration" Sent.

Common sense is like a deodorant. Those that need it the most never use it.

I got this from the internet. ^_^

My profile's full of them.

Frank Zappa has a lot of interesting ones. Here's a few:

"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it"

"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."

"Nobody wants you on this site." -- Malkalack

"No one enjoys an insensitive prick."-- DarknessConsumes

Oooh look, it's the new incarnation of Ryder!

But seriously, wth Malk?

"I'm shit sick of constantly being misquoted."- Mark Twain.

"People who quote themselves are dicks."- Steve24833

"I'm not Ryder."-MasonJarGuzzi

  "You must have a reason to be angry or sad. However, you do not have to have a reason for happiness."-Jimmysutton

"Don't trust quotes on the internet"

-Abraham Lincoln 

Haha! I've used that on my profile before.