Hey Nate,
That would make sense to me if people that rated 1s could actually finish a story on their first try. The thing is, I doubt that anyone with a tiny frontal lobe - like those that rate 1s with no comments - would read a long story, ignoring their inability to process the written word, intent only on the new American Idol with random images flashing every 3 seconds, and wind their way to the end where they would be allowed to rate. Instead, it has to be someone who already knows how to get to one of the endings where they are allowed to rate. Let me explain further.
I purposely made Mommy difficult so that one would have to invest effort to find the end. One can't just click through, ignoring the prose, and rate. One would have to reach one of the three successful endings, which - although I am too close to be able to objectively determine if the following statement is true - takes some work to get to.
Therefore, the only people that can rate anything, and even worse, rate anything very quickly without comments (say, 3 1s in the week it was back up), would have to be people that know where the end is, and are purposely rating it.
While I completely agree that attention span is a problem - and even affecting me as I get inundated with cell phones and cable TV and internet - I don't think it applies here. I'm not sure anyone's ever finished War and Peace. I haven't, and if I had, I wouldn't turn to page 79 and put a 1, leaving Tolstoy to wonder what sort of a fuckface coward was involved.
This difficulty of reaching the end/rating areas apply to the other stories I mentioned, too. It's not easy to get to the end of them, and rationally, Watson, elementary induction, that means that people are purposely running through to rate the stories 1.
That sort of behavior would be met with terrible consequences if I was a lesser man who was not at complete peace with the world and in a mental health field.
:)