I've been here since I was a young man. Mommy had a good run, but it was time to retire it after - 15 years? This community is strong and I have stuck around a looooooong time, plan to remain here indefinitely. Keep writing!
-Disestablishmentarian Minister of Propaganda
This story revolves around Matt, a man living under the yoke of his female roommate.
[EDIT: 2014: I wrote this story to test the functionality of the basic editor, way back when I first joined in 2003. So take it for what it is. My humor runs toward the dark and the black, so you may not find it as amusing as I. At the time, I had been in my late 20's, living with the most irritating person in the entire world. So, so, so irritating. This story was a way for me to sublimate my understandable urges to kill her into a socially acceptable outlet. The parts of the story which are true include her complaining that the smell of bacon and the sight of grease was the same as "boiling animal fat and toxic fumes," all the while attempting to make subtle advances and holding the fact that she was my landlord over my head. The situation ended badly, but not as badly as in the story.
I'd suggest killing anyone that annoys you, but do what you have to. You will only be able to leave comments if you reach one of the endings. I had to do this, as many people with IQs less than 90 were giving this story 1's. Thanks!
v 1.0 Published story, 2003.
v 2.0 Updated some things, fixed a broken link, added a bit of content, probably created discrepancies.
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Recent PostsAI lifts a bunch of stories from this site on 1/23/2020 1:56:27 PM
Oh - how cool. I didn't even see that. I'm waaaaaaaaaaay behind the curve. Thanks!
Update Windows 10: Actually IRL Important on 1/23/2020 1:30:32 PM
I knew about this and told everyone to update. Most everyone ignored me. That's good work posting it on here.
AI lifts a bunch of stories from this site on 1/23/2020 1:25:49 PM
I'm trying to find where one can actually "play." In the Ars article, they show entire paragraphs spit out by the AI, purportedly from stories on this site. The researchers evidently found the AI so convincing that they held back releasing it.
The Ars people got to play and it turned into a surreal Infocom-like adventure, using words that had been written by authors here. I'm surprised more of the community aren't tearing off their eyelids in response.
Here's an example of the output:
AI lifts a bunch of stories from this site on 1/20/2020 7:17:21 PM
Sure. Was cool to find my old stomping grounds listed in a major publication like Ars, even if they casually mention plagiarizing everything.
AI lifts a bunch of stories from this site on 1/20/2020 4:39:51 PM
Was reading the news, today, and came upon this egregious theft in the name of science. Hilarious. Enjoy.
strange symbol in mommy on 1/20/2020 4:38:32 PM
Thank you. Hope you enjoyed. I would suspect the Wal-Mart game is THE hardest game, but that's just what I remember from years back. The boxcutter, if I recall correctly, can only be used on it once some other thing is used on it. Otherwise there's just a big fat mop head flapping about, getting in the way of the stabbing.
Tender Dating App on 2/23/2019 8:45:22 PM
I think I find this sort of stuff so interesting because I tried to do it with my talisman in Mommy. But no one ever figured it out and I eventually gave up.
I'm looking at the answers/spoilers so far, and how they arrive at the right pages, videos, phone calls, etc, is completely, ludicrously complex.
Tender Dating App on 2/23/2019 6:15:40 PM
Have you guys seen this? https://app.tenderbeta.com/
It is obviously not a real dating site. Instead, it appears to be some sort of online multimedia adventure/puzzle game. It appears one needs a Paradox gaming account, and from what I could find online, it may be a prelude to a Vampire RPG sequel. Vampire, for those of you too young to remember, was first something akin to D&D in the 90's, then quickly got translated into The Masquerade and Bloodlines on PC.
Thus far, I've completed my "dating" profile, received strange emails, found links to Twitch, watched hypnotic videos, answered riddles, and basically mentally flailed about.
I've not searched Google to try to determine what exactly this creation is because I am enjoying experiencing it.
Thought you all might find it engaging or at least mildly entertaining.
Bad Bad Tobaccy on 5/31/2018 12:34:05 AM
The white stuff is crack.
Bad Bad Tobaccy on 5/19/2018 12:17:45 AM
Basically, the goal should be not to get addicted to everything. All of them creep up. Nicotine just grabs on like crack or the potent opiates/opioids. It alternates between 1-3 on level of most addictive substances known to man. Crack usually wins, suprisingly.