Yeah but it''s still funny... Anoobis.
But you can make a dumb joke out of almost any Egyptian name.... Nefer-titty, Whore-us, um... Cleavage-opatra.
Admittedly Anoobis is probably the easiest one to come up with, but still...
Anyway let's all just agree on something here: this is the internet.
Nobody knows what gender you really are, hell ANY of us could be lying about our own, and to be quite frank nobody really gives a shit, they're just posting ideas out of boredom or to make fun of you.
Just get over yourself and tell us what gender you are, or would like us to believe you are, so we can move on with our lack of a life.