Your threats mean nothing to this community. Why? You're a hopeless 12-year-old who fantasizes about sleeping in bed with Endmaster when you're not trying to make others feel bad about themselves and respect you. Who am I kidding, you try to make others feel bad when really you're just giving them a reason to laugh. Not to mention you probably don't even know how to view a story because all you do PM people and replace "I" with "you". Also, your opinion means nothing to anyone on this site, and if you want to bring down good stories, we can track your IP address, ban you from ever logging in, creating new accounts, or even going on the site for that matter. Why don't you show your mom what you've been writing on here, you might get a time-out.
PS. There's no way you'll ever beat Mommy, because it's TOO LONG AND THERE ARE A LOT OF WORDS. If you want to offend people, you need to keep looking. Your attempts to annoy us are backfiring against you.