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I know, that title is horrible but at least it caught your attention. It has served its purpose expertly. That is assuming you are actually here ... Anyway, I just wanted to say my greetings and be on my way to actually have a look at the Help & Info section. Actually figuring out why I'm here will have to wait. Ta~

Sincerely,

Crayt

Hehe, welcome to the site and I hope you have a great time here :)

Btw, I has steal yours cookie. I has eating it. It are very yummies. :D

Thank you.

As for the cookies: I am torn.

For one, those were intended to someone else. So now I have to go and either buy a cheap bag of horribly stale or disgustingly soft cookies, or I have to spend time (which equals to money, and so do the products used to make the dough and all that) baking them - if I don't, I'll just seem like a jerk, standing there empty-handed when I promised cookies.

But on the other hand, they were filled with arsenic - so you might actually just have settled your dues.

Oh well.

That's a bluff right? Yea, of course it i-

*TECHNICAL ERROR*

Edit: That cat man, that cat. I feel like it's staring into my very soul, watching my every movement. *must not move a single muscle, must not breathe*

lol welcome to the site, enjoy your stay here and check out all the amazing story games :)

Thank you, and I certainly will. The stories are after all the main reason I stumbled upon this site 'ere.

Welcome to the site! Enjoy yourself here!

Welcome to the site.

Swear to follow my every command and you will be spared a horrible death.

I'm quivering in fear.

Suspended a burning hot flame, your worst fears will be played in your mind: you will feel as if you are experiencing it. You will feel your extremities chopped off, they wont be but youll think so and this will be done forever. The pain wont go down and you will be screaming until your voice goes hoarse.

This is just torturing 101. I wont even begin describing 505.

Thank you.

... Huh? Did you say something? No? I could've sworn you spoke in tongues there. No? Oh well.

Welcome to CYOA, hope you write a story. 

Thank you.

Also, I will shoot you next time. Promise. You just made it personal...

Whatever for? I'm just a peaceful man who asked you to play a game of toggle. :)

Fine then. I will be the bad guy... You can be Clint Eastwood... Wait, does this mean I'm going to lose again?

Depends on your choice my pointless friend...

*--<(+,..,+)>--*

All Your Point's Are Belong To Me

Wow, a talking cat!

Welcome to the site  ^-^

If only he was Mr. Scruffy...

Thank you.

And remember to imagine all of this with a posh Brittish accent. It's vital. Because I'm a black cat. We all know that black cats have posh Brittish accents.