Now that I have time to sit down and listen to this:
20. Huh. That one was okay.
19. Na-ha-hiiice.
18. Eugh... Too head-sticky to genuinely enjoy it. Earworms generally aren't my thing, I prefer songs I would actually have to listen to in order to hear them clearly. This just wasn't very stimulating.
17. A clown? In a Hard Rock Music Video?... This is my school's chromebook. I don't want to risk putting that in my history...
16. See, Malkalack? This is why you should never make sweeping statements about a certain group! I hate country, but if I ever said that country musicians were obnoxious trailer trash with generic voices who could never hope to produce anything remotely good in their lives, I'd sure look like a real ass when this song came around!... Good thing I never said that!... Ever... In my life...
15. Pop Evil! And this time the lyrics aren't even sad? What a time to be alive!
14. I found that video pretty enjoyable once the speakers were muted.
13. Oh god... The fact that Jenny is on this list kind of detracts from my faith in the quality of all the ones on this list I haven't listened to yet. Then again, #16 kind of made me start to doubt the Rock community's taste in music as well. I mean, no disrespect to the material or anything. I get that it's serious shit, and good on them for giving people struggling with life problems some empathy... But it's just a really, really horrible noise.
12. Holy wow... I should look into Puscifer... Why don't my radio guys play this kind of shit!?
11. PRAISE THE LORD! Clutch never fails!
10. That was... Okay?... I didn't really like it, but I didn't hate it. It was good, though
9. Astounding homework music!
8. It's long been my opinion that if you've heard one Disturbed song, you've heard them all. Now it's different: If you've heard only this Disturbed song, you should ignore all the other ones.
7. Breaking Benjamin? You mean the guy's still alive?... And they still make mediocre music that gets on top 20s?... Well, I'm not too surprised about the latter. There's not many lists an army of 15-year-old girls can't get you onto... That joke might've been a little unfair, but I haven't seen any Black Veil Brides yet, and I've been dying to make that joke ever since I first went to Bandcamp...
6.Wow, that was really good! That one goes in my youtube playlist!
5. Eh, not really my kind of song, but it was enjoyable nonetheless. I might come to like it as time goes by. Like green beans, or weed brownies.
4. Glorious! Another one for the youtube collection.
3. They may as well have kept playing the annoying bagpipe-flute from the beginning throughout the song for all the difference it made. If it weren't for the sick beat/bass I wouldn't have made it through the song.
2. I like this one. I don't love it, or like it as much as some of the others, or even really see why it should be first on this list other than, "A million billion people listened to/bought this". Listening to this song with hardcore Halestorm fans is a bit like watching body-builder shower porn with your friends on blu-ray with a really fancy HD TV: You can appreciate the geometric beauty, the crystalline water, and the power and effort it took to get there, and there's something oddly enjoyable about it, but you just can't get a boner no matter how hard you try. And then your friends think you're weird, but you turn around and call them weird for inviting you to a party when all they're really doing is having a palm orgy to a bunch of statuesque figures so ripped they can't wipe their own asses. And then everyone just kind of basks in their own shame together and you decide the night is better spent eating pizza and playing CoD instead.
1. If there's one thing I know about Marilyn Manson music, it's when this man breaks out the Funk, it's bound to be awesome. And it was! I kinda agree with this one, honestly.