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First, get your minds out of the gutter. With summer right around the corner, I just need to know for legal and safety reasons since I don't have a fenced in yard, that's all.

Is this a first time offense?

The real problem is that these whores keep sneaking up to steal lemons, but animal control doesn't see it that way.

The fine is just 500 dollars then.

What have I done in this forum? I feel terrible

Yes, and they're damn good at it.

If the dog is starving, it would indeed eat a lesbian. I believe there was a scientific study on this.

Oh just a reminder...

A giant will eat a troll.

A troll will eat a giant.

A giant will eat an ogre.

An ogre will eat a troll.

A troll will eat an ogre.

An ogre will NOT eat a giant.

All will eat humans gladly.

- The Book of Weird, 1973