TharaApples, The Grandmaster of the Written Word

Member Since

6/5/2013

Last Activity

9/1/2020 1:26 PM

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4,116

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1949

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Lauded Sage

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186

I like to read and sometimes partake in some witchcraft here and there. Apples are also great, as they're good for consumption and being turned into juice, as well as various pastries. 

My name is Thara if you couldn't tell. A witch that was turned apple goddess by her own admission. Message me if you need help or if there's something fun you would like to discuss. I'm good for both and I have a wealth of knowledge on silly things.

Just don't forget to properly revere me in the process. Don't be nervous, I only bite occasionally and with warning of the incoming chomp.

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Recent Posts

Don't gaf about writing anymore on 9/1/2020 1:12:08 PM

As long as you keep being yourself, you won't have to worry about that :)


Don't gaf about writing anymore on 9/1/2020 12:39:13 PM

I won't, IAP. I just hope you're able to cope with not being able to delete what has been said in a mass hysteria. Drink it all down and hang your head up in pride in these golden years of yours.


Don't gaf about writing anymore on 9/1/2020 12:33:35 PM

Shouldn't be any less difficult when we had to pull your head out of a certain someone's ass. I personally don't think mizal is super horny enough for us to the point of wanting to buy a plane ticket and shack up, so, hmmm. It shouldn't be anymore difficult when you think about it.


Don't gaf about writing anymore on 9/1/2020 12:25:12 PM

Tfw denied your Indian CYS girlfriend, and then you leave and her (but mostly you) leave out of embarrassing shame, deleting all of your posts in a sweaty passionate furry of the likes never seen before. However, then you return with an incel vengeance.

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky CYS women!

Moral of the story: Do not deny horny boomers their Indian CYS girlfriends.


Escape The Dark Castle - Group 1 on 6/12/2020 6:24:12 AM

A fitting end for a traitor! 

I love DnD again.


Escape The Dark Castle - Group 1 on 6/9/2020 11:01:08 PM

@Cricket

You fucking killed me!

I'm looking forward to the Fletcher also fucking dying!

Good luck, bitch! 


Escape The Dark Castle - A Hunter's Tale on 6/9/2020 5:15:35 PM

All this could have been avoided if Tristram only overlooked the human sacrifice ritual. Now his soul has literally been succ'd so now it's not even likely he'll go to the afterlife as he wanted.

If this was a video game, this would be the worst end route that a player could receive. 


Escape The Dark Castle - Group 1 on 6/9/2020 5:11:19 PM

Bitch. >.>

Hopefully the risk of a potential plague enemy doesn't attack you when you're taking point. 


Escape The Dark Castle - Group 1 on 6/6/2020 11:59:42 PM

Arnold curses his own luck as a feral looking diseased beast is upon him. He's able to make out in short notice that the ferocious animal is some sort of bear that looked like it clawed it's way out of the worst demented dreams of a crazed individual. Although this beast looked to be festering with disease, that only added to it's intimidation factor. 

"You!" Arnold tries to stave off the beast's assault with his shield as he reaches for his potion of luck, downing the contents of it quickly. He would need all the luck he could get in this encounter. 

As for the 'you' he was addressing, it was the Tanner who he stared at. 

"Do not get involved in this! I'll take this damn beast down and I'll take point again! Unless the Fletcher says otherwise! Though perhaps you can check it's corpse after I grant it it's demise!"

So with luck hopefully on his side from the potion, and a tight white-knuckled grip on his cudgel. He faces down the jaws of this damnable beast with everything he has. 


Escape The Dark Castle - Group 1 on 6/6/2020 3:28:52 PM

So I supppose I'll take a liquid luck if I have space available?