Forums » Newbie Central » Read Thread

I feel bad. :(

You should, bitch

My story would've been SO much better than yours, I cri insied. :*(

um peach cobbler, no offense but all anyone sees is your published work. You and I are both in the SHAMED boat, so there's no use in saying "would have, could have, should have". At the end of the day, it matters if you published or not, and we didn't.

It's better to just take the loss and try again later rather than do this "my story would have been better than your story" thing. It just makes you look petty.

Maybe submit your story outside the contest once you finish it. That's what I'm doing.

You should, bitch.

Thanks Chris, that's so nice of you! :)

When someone gives you helpful advice and kindly explains to you the current situation, calling them a bitch is the last thing you should be doing. Especially when it's one of our more wholesome members.

Most people would've said "lol, fag" or told you to crawl back in the SHAME pit.

If "how dare you make a joking response back to the guy calling you a bitch, how petty" is what passes for helpful advice around here, I'll pass.

Bitch.

Fight! Fight!

There was talk about opening the Thunderdome, and as we can see there's plenty of apparent volunteers

I never said he did, so no offense but right now you sound like the stupidest motherfucker alive.

Petros makes (what I assume) was a joke comment, I make a joke comment back, and Rkralloner is suddenly shoving himself between us to lecture me.

I repeat the same two words to him that Petros said to me and you all run over squawking and flapping in a panic to also butt in, this is the funniest thing I've seen all day. XD XD

*same three words

My mistake, must have forgotten to count while literally shaking.

He was explaining that responding to Petros calling you a bitch with "my story would have done better" isn't really a comeback. It gives off the APPEARANCE of being petty, especially when you follow it up with some misspelled emo statement.

Second off, RK was being polite. You could have responded with that same politeness and explained your side of things, or simply ignored it.

You would've been better off just calling Petros a nigger and moving on with your day tbh.

"Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!" Yeah okay. Regurgitating an insult someone threw at you like a broken toilet expels shit is really creative. I mean come on, my 1.9 rated contest entry had more creative insults than this. 

"I cri insied"

I bet your mom was crying on the outside when she realized she gave birth to a retard and was only getting two weeks worth of drugs from the hospital AND still had to take you home.

I already wasted my time reading way too much from you today, go gargle more cum.

Sure thing buddy. I'll tell your mom you said hi.

I kind of like it! Peach Cobbler has my favor.

I always preferred blackberry.

You should, b—

Oh, wait...

Thank you! But don't you devour your young?

Not my young.

More like, basedcobbler. 

Now that's a recipe I haven't tried.

Thanks ben!

Don't talk to RK like that. If anything, you're a little bitch ass fucking faggot for not being open to the most tame comment RK could've possibly give. Piece of shit.

Take RK's dick out of your mouth. 

This is the best contest thread ever.

This is the most unhinged contest thread ever, except maybe the abgeo gender thread back in sherb's contest. That one got so big it split off in a thread of its own. Hopefully that doesn't happen this time lol.

Thank Lim, that's really nice of you!

Still laughing that Liminal just came out of the woodwork with a complete personality shift for this, their 9th post ever.

I aim to amuse. Additionally, I was very sleep deprived (and perhaps a tad drunk) when I wrote that, and RK has been very nice to me on the site so far. Glad you got a laugh out of it, though.

Well, executive decision was made to ban peachy and all the kids.

I didn't mind peachy as much as the others, but perhaps do more shutting up next time, folks.