Petros, The Reader

Member Since

8/23/2022

Last Activity

11/17/2025 7:26 AM

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96

Post Count

984

Storygame Count

6

Duel Stats

5 wins / 0 losses

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Infrangible Warden

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Goals: Write something I'm proud of
KILL SINDRIV AND SHOW HIS CORPSE THE MEANING OF THE WORD "HOMO"


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Trophies Earned

Given by BerkaZerka on 07/04/2024 - Contributions to CYS

Storygames

Crackas best get they pasty hands offa my rod!

An Entry for Mizal's "Gone Fishing" contest.

There's a profile badge in there somewhere.

Possibly CYS's half-blackest story yet!


It Happened at the Waffle House
Entry for Sherb's Summer Contest thing. Autobiographical. This happened last time I went to Waffle House At the time of writing... very sleepy. Idk what this is, but maybe is good? Maybe is not. If not good is accidental

Of the Struggles Faced Under the Light of a Metal Shrouded Star
Endmaster's Prompt contest 4 entry The prompt was something about becoming a famous musician. Even though it was rushed, I actually put thought into this. It will not be reflected on the final product, I am certain. Each ending is simply marked by the bolded epitaph of sorts.

The Lonely Inn
A rather bright orc's misadventures in a haunted inn. This was an entry for the Damned and the SHAMED contest.

The Sojourner's Home
The future is hard on small business owners! For Endmaster's prompt contest pt 3 or something. (Please kill me. No, really. Please, I'm begging you.) Taken down to be edited. I think I only fixed a bit of SPAG before republishing. Editing is not my thing

Wrath of the Edomite
My debut story and an entry for Endmaster's Myth and Religion Contest

Play as Doeg, the herdsman of Saul, a minor antagonist to David. The biblical story of Doeg is found in 1 Samuel 21 and 22. A "true" ending is one I considered containing an ending where the protagonist accomplished a part of his purpose or made some kind of mark on history. Feel free to disagree or to like one of the death endings better. There is a (relatively) biblically accurate path with a choice between two epilogues, so you can consider that a "win" you want to.

A Dance to the Tune of the Calliope Eternal
unpublished

Crime of Passion
unpublished
Play as a man in post WWII New York. Life sure was easy before you fell in love with a canary.

This is an entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 2

Mystery Box: Story that starts with the protagonist being sentenced to death.

Note: There is only one ending that ends with the protagonist alive. This is not meant to be the winning ending. This is meant to be a crime noir, and sometimes death makes a beautiful ending to a story. Every ending is a winning ending.

Gongfu
unpublished

Tinnitus
unpublished
Gut ripping, blood spilling, head splitting, etc., etc.

Articles Written

Basic Instruction for Writing Humorous Stories
This is a sparse and incomplete guide to Humor. It covers a few basic forms and principles of humorous writing.

Recent Posts

Poxy4 is a BITCH PART 2 on 11/16/2025 9:47:36 AM
Poxy4 is retarded and spends his time playing toggle and has never read a worthwhile story on this site. Additionally, he annoys me and titles his threads like a twelve year old. I'm not reading whatever he wrote during circle time at his daycare

Some role play fun on 11/15/2025 9:50:15 AM
Did you realize dogs are much more accessible and are less likely to eat you after sex?

Some role play fun on 11/14/2025 10:57:54 AM
Some people just don't want to see a good Protestant in charge smh

Warden Donation Drive on 11/13/2025 11:52:15 PM
I don't have a computer. Just a phone and stolen chromebook

Warden Donation Drive on 11/13/2025 11:44:32 PM
I am standing up. And ERP is something best explained to you by a trusted adult. Socrates taught me that corrupting the youth makes you kill yourself

Warden Donation Drive on 11/13/2025 11:40:40 PM
Sorry, I don't ERP with children because I am an upstanding member of society

Warden Donation Drive on 11/13/2025 11:37:28 PM
Man, that's certainly a sound I hear pretty often

Warden Donation Drive on 11/13/2025 11:34:38 PM
I'll beat you up :)

How the frig do you write good dialogue?! on 11/13/2025 3:51:29 PM
Damn that's crazy. You must be bad at dialogue

How the frig do you write good dialogue?! on 11/13/2025 3:46:42 PM
Talk to the ground beef sacks walking around outside. Ignore the allure of eating their tasty, tasty meat. Instead communicate!