Petros, The Novelist

Member Since

8/23/2022

Last Activity

1/23/2025 8:15 PM

EXP Points

1,185

Post Count

689

Storygame Count

5

Duel Stats

5 wins / 0 losses

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Infrangible Warden

Commendations

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Goals: Write something I'm proud of
KILL DARIUS AND EAT HIS CORPSE




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Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Given by BerkaZerka on 07/04/2024 - Contributions to CYS

Storygames

Crackas best get they pasty hands offa my rod!

An Entry for Mizal's "Gone Fishing" contest.

There's a profile badge in there somewhere.

Possibly CYS's half-blackest story yet!


It Happened at the Waffle House
Entry for Sherb's Summer Contest thing. Autobiographical. This happened last time I went to Waffle House At the time of writing... very sleepy. Idk what this is, but maybe is good? Maybe is not. If not good is accidental

The Lonely Inn
A rather bright orc's misadventures in a haunted inn. This was an entry for the Damned and the SHAMED contest.

The Sojourner's Home
The future is hard on small business owners! For Endmaster's prompt contest pt 3 or something. (Please kill me. No, really. Please, I'm begging you.) Taken down to be edited. I think I only fixed a bit of SPAG before republishing. Editing is not my thing

Wrath of the Edomite
My debut story and an entry for Endmaster's Myth and Religion Contest

Play as Doeg, the herdsman of Saul, a minor antagonist to David. The biblical story of Doeg is found in 1 Samuel 21 and 22. A "true" ending is one I considered containing an ending where the protagonist accomplished a part of his purpose or made some kind of mark on history. Feel free to disagree or to like one of the death endings better. There is a (relatively) biblically accurate path with a choice between two epilogues, so you can consider that a "win" you want to.

A Dance to the Tune of the Calliope Eternal
unpublished

Crime of Passion
unpublished
Play as a man in post WWII New York. Life sure was easy before you fell in love with a canary.

This is an entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 2

Mystery Box: Story that starts with the protagonist being sentenced to death.

Note: There is only one ending that ends with the protagonist alive. This is not meant to be the winning ending. This is meant to be a crime noir, and sometimes death makes a beautiful ending to a story. Every ending is a winning ending.

Praise Be!
unpublished

Story by Committee
unpublished

Tinnitus
unpublished
Gut ripping, blood spilling, head splitting, etc., etc.

Recent Posts

Flutter Leaving the Site Part 4 on 1/13/2025 10:25:31 PM
Proverbs 26:12 you overinflated windbag. Read it next time you leave

The story I am writing is a doozy on 1/10/2025 3:27:18 PM
Sure you did. "Oops... sorry guys, I only desperately seek the attention of women to make me feel less like a pathetic jerk off as a joke lolz"

My name on 1/2/2025 10:06:56 AM
I would strangle you if I knew where you were

Character Desc. on 1/1/2025 1:10:41 PM
I don't want that, actually. If you want actual advice, it might be to describe the character in a way that characterizes her, or at least isn't just an outfit description

Character Desc. on 1/1/2025 1:04:08 PM
Writing with your dick, eh Bezro?

End Master's Prompt Contest 4 on 1/1/2025 10:26:27 AM
I'm taking 17

Thunderdome 18: Petros vs Bezro on 12/21/2024 8:34:48 AM
Whoop whoop. This was fun. I have also never written unreliable narrator, and I think I definitely experimented a little too much also making it third person. I love that one Moby Dick chapter where the guy is preaching about Jonah, and I hate cults and non monogamous sexual relationships, so this is the large joke that resulted

Corgis Gaybellion Contest on 12/20/2024 4:31:57 AM
My family has a bad track record with second wives

Corgis Gaybellion Contest on 12/20/2024 1:47:58 AM
I have failed. I do not have time (who knew weddings were so much work). I like the story though, so I may publish eventually

Wowzers on 12/16/2024 6:20:36 PM
Don't back down. Just abandon logic and call him a knob polisher