Petros, The Reader

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8/23/2022

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10/2/2025 4:38 PM

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903

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6

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Goals: Write something I'm proud of
KILL DARIUS AND EAT HIS CORPSE


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Given by BerkaZerka on 07/04/2024 - Contributions to CYS

Storygames

Crackas best get they pasty hands offa my rod!

An Entry for Mizal's "Gone Fishing" contest.

There's a profile badge in there somewhere.

Possibly CYS's half-blackest story yet!


It Happened at the Waffle House
Entry for Sherb's Summer Contest thing. Autobiographical. This happened last time I went to Waffle House At the time of writing... very sleepy. Idk what this is, but maybe is good? Maybe is not. If not good is accidental

Of the Struggles Faced Under the Light of a Metal Shrouded Star
Endmaster's Prompt contest 4 entry The prompt was something about becoming a famous musician. Even though it was rushed, I actually put thought into this. It will not be reflected on the final product, I am certain. Each ending is simply marked by the bolded epitaph of sorts.

The Lonely Inn
A rather bright orc's misadventures in a haunted inn. This was an entry for the Damned and the SHAMED contest.

The Sojourner's Home
The future is hard on small business owners! For Endmaster's prompt contest pt 3 or something. (Please kill me. No, really. Please, I'm begging you.) Taken down to be edited. I think I only fixed a bit of SPAG before republishing. Editing is not my thing

Wrath of the Edomite
My debut story and an entry for Endmaster's Myth and Religion Contest

Play as Doeg, the herdsman of Saul, a minor antagonist to David. The biblical story of Doeg is found in 1 Samuel 21 and 22. A "true" ending is one I considered containing an ending where the protagonist accomplished a part of his purpose or made some kind of mark on history. Feel free to disagree or to like one of the death endings better. There is a (relatively) biblically accurate path with a choice between two epilogues, so you can consider that a "win" you want to.

A Dance to the Tune of the Calliope Eternal
unpublished

Crime of Passion
unpublished
Play as a man in post WWII New York. Life sure was easy before you fell in love with a canary.

This is an entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 2

Mystery Box: Story that starts with the protagonist being sentenced to death.

Note: There is only one ending that ends with the protagonist alive. This is not meant to be the winning ending. This is meant to be a crime noir, and sometimes death makes a beautiful ending to a story. Every ending is a winning ending.

Gongfu
unpublished

Tinnitus
unpublished
Gut ripping, blood spilling, head splitting, etc., etc.

Articles Written

Basic Instruction for Writing Humorous Stories
This is a sparse and incomplete guide to Humor. It covers a few basic forms and principles of humorous writing.

Recent Posts

Hey look it's a thread on 10/2/2025 3:42:05 PM
@Wildblue Y'know what. Don't waste your time on the retarded child who can't read cuss words. Fight me instead. I'm issuing a standing challenge

Hey look it's a thread on 10/2/2025 3:13:58 PM
If this sentence is an example of skill, I think we know the outcome of any match you enter

Hey look it's a thread on 10/2/2025 2:31:46 PM
Mátate maricón

Hey look it's a thread on 10/2/2025 1:52:17 PM
No, faggot

Blister explains it all on 10/2/2025 1:50:16 PM
This was an attempt to say you're stupid due to being a dumb motherfucker online with dogged perseverance

Blister explains it all on 10/2/2025 12:57:32 PM
She was clarifying flux's point earlier, retard. Try a print book fucktard

Blister explains it all on 10/2/2025 12:09:17 PM
Fucking fuck. Now I'm the fucking retard

Blister explains it all on 10/2/2025 12:02:32 PM
If you're not familiar enough with Mark Twain to recognize the quote, then I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was mocking an illiterate downie weeb. Please remove the cock from your mouth (it can cause diseases) and crack open a copy of The Very Hungry Caterpillar. Work your way up from there.

Character Dialogue on 10/2/2025 10:57:42 AM
Read it out loud or record it and play it back. See if it sounds reasonable. Also go talk to real meat people not on the internet.

Blister explains it all on 10/2/2025 10:51:03 AM
Lol illiterate