They should have put this comic somewhere in the game. Who else has played this and not experienced any of these things?
I don't know why the hell I wrote the word "else" in there. Dude I normally used ninjas, and I barely beat level 1 of septic avenger.
Also, it's not security force, it's Bodyguards.
I played the game again, made my character look like Kenny from South Park, and ran around getting wasted in some of the most pathetic and impossible ways. (Like getting hit by a bus off of an overpass and landing in the back of a pickup truck)