I'm trying to find the funniest joke. While I know it's impossible, I want to see what you guys (and girls) know. I don't care how dirty they are as long as they don't violate the rules here.
Well, what rules are there?
I don't know whatever the common decency rules for the site are
OK, so a Republican, Democrat, and the Pope walk into a Gay Bar...
Oh, wait… That’s probably going to offend someone
A friend got this joke from the internet and I thought it was pretty funny.
That's from Captain Underpants :P
Why did the little girl fall off of the swing?
Because she had no arms.
You've won so far
Catholics may wish to turn away.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
A priest, the pope, and a boy scout are on a plane when it starts to go down. There are only two parachutes. The Pope takes one and hands it to the Priest. The Priest says "What about the kid?"
The Pope says "Fuck him."
The Priest says "Think we have time?"
Is it wrong that I laughed my ass off at that?
And write retard into her palm
Don't worry Cool I'll meet you there
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls paramedics. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "OK, now what?"
HAHA I have read that it is pretty funny