Catholics may wish to turn away.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
A priest, the pope, and a boy scout are on a plane when it starts to go down. There are only two parachutes. The Pope takes one and hands it to the Priest. The Priest says "What about the kid?"
The Pope says "Fuck him."
The Priest says "Think we have time?"