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Dear website maker, Every American knows my games are awesome, but it seems nobody wants to tell me they're awesome. Johny V has a bunch of comments on his page. But seriously who the hell is Johny V. It's cause he's some kind of war hero isn't it? Well if Johny V. is so awesome then why am I still alive making Awesome choose your own adventure games. Now that I had my targets set on Okinawa I will focus much of my international spies on the one they call Vallo.

Bin Laden!

We can all see through you and your terrorist Al Queda network's newest plot -- to write mildly entertaining choose-your-own-adventure games to lower the spirit and morale of Americans.

I can assure you it will not work. But keep the games coming anyways, like I said they are entertaining.

Bin Laden, you're a jerk when it comes to that whole terrorism stuff, but damn man! you sure can write those adventuregames! very impressive!

Did you see the Eminem one that was funny, yes. One can clearly see that I am a good guy. Please inform me of what Eminem said about my game. It appears none of his crew have left a comment, that is because he is scared and is a big hot dog from America. Eminem if you read this which I know you will, because I know about your culture. You are short and you can not grow a beard, and if you could it would be yellow which would not make you look like a wise man, but instead would make you look ridicolous. I will not waste any more time on you. Instead I shall spend more time preaching about the new Latin craze and European trip hop.