I wrote Seth a PM on impulse when I read the thread, only to realize that he was probably having some well-deserved sleep at the time, so I'll just repost this shit:
Normally, I'd put it in the lounge myself to up my post count, but I'm on my phone right now, so that's rather out of the question. Just let Beta know that he is quite clearly insane and that, if anything that one 'The Road' fanfic, Nme's Naruto RPG, and probably a whole loaf of stories that I have yet to read in Fanfiction are way better than any troll fic I might have written. Especially since it the original story (and therefore the joke itself,) is gone anyway.