JMgskills suggested having some sports announcer-like commentary to add the Crab Arena game. I think this has some potential and would consider it, if I could come up with at least 100 phases that I could have appear randomly with the summary of the action each round.
Something like:
“Ouch, that’s going to leave a mark!”
“He’s looking pretty good out there bob.”
“I remember this one crab in Jersey, boy he beat that thing to a pulp!”
“What a blow!”
“He’s got him on the ropes!”
“I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose”
“This fight brought to you by Chang’s Seafood Emporium.”
“It’s a left, and a right, and another left!”
“This crab may not be pretty, but he’s mean!”
“He’s just bitten off his opponent’s ear folks!”
“Oh the humanity!”
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Feel free to add any commentary sugestions =)