You're about to experience that firsthand, as you and the other members of your Slavic tribe are a part of an Avar-led attack force currently heading towards Singidunum.

Don't these fools realize that they're attempting the impossible? The Byzantine fortress has not been breached in 39 years, so why do you have to do this? All you ever wanted was to learn more about gods and religion, Slavic and otherwise.



As far as you're concerned, the rest of them can go die in vain... this may just be the opportunity you were looking for, to change your life from the ground up, and learn more about the gods.

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Entry for EndMaster's Myth and Religion Contest.

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This is a prequel to my other game, Vincha. It is not required that you read that one first, as this game is standalone, but you will enjoy the story more, and recognize some of the characters.

Just as was the case in Vincha, consider the world this game takes place in to be quite similar to what ours was like in the early middle ages. Except, of course, with the inclusion of many fantastical and mythological creatures, as well as magic.

As with all of my stories, pay attention to the maturity level. There are many difficult subjects explored in the story.

There are some (optional) world-building and historical links here and there. They will be recognizable by the fact your character will think, recall, or consider the topic at hand. If you're interested in the world, Slavic mythology, or some history of the Byzantine Empire, you may want to check them out.

Any references to Swedish metal bands, obscure German browser games, Japanese light novels, American sitcoms, or anything else are completely intentional.

Finally, there are 7 different endings. As the story is much shorter than I originally intended, I heavily recommend you try reaching them all. Each one will provide you with some information not mentioned in the other endings.

Your score represents the ending you got. Deaths not marked as an ending get a score of -1, except one special death ending that gets 69.

Facing a new threat from the Byzantine empire, your small Slavic tribe is discussing how you can defend yourselves. They are overconfident, and you feel death will overcome you.

Upset, you go visit the temple of Prabog, an ancient Slavic god that you hope will protect you. Will you find glory or death?

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Entry for Endmaster's Edgelord contest #2.

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I recommend trying out the obviously bad choices as well. You may find the story a tad short otherwise.

You can consider the world to be similar to ours in the 7th century except with the addition of magic and magic creatures.

A great Empire, slowly falling apart due to the mysterious and deadly plague... but you don't care about that. You have your own problems.

The world just keeps kicking you in the tender bits. Your entire life has been shit, and you're not going to take it anymore. Well, you aren't going to take anything anymore, as you are going to kill yourself.

However, fate has another plan in store for you. Will you take the opportunity presented before you by a mysterious eldritch creature? And will you lose yourself along the way? Dealing with the devil never pays off... but perhaps?

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Entry for Endmaster's prompt contest.

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Note: The story includes a lot of dark humor, harsh language, violence, racism, rape depictions and suicide attempts. If such is not your cup of tea, stay away.

Your actions will influence the protagonist's thoughts and view of the world, as well as the actions he will automatically take, outside of your choices. Before you complain about him being a monster or a racist, consider whether you made him become so.

If you get a titled epilogue, consider that a win, even if it sucks for the protagonist. There are 5 to find. Some are rather easy to obtain, while the others can be a bit more difficult. Try to find the "good" and the "best" endings.

More than half the fucked up shit that the protagonist talks about in the beginning actually happened to the author, so you can have a fun guessing game of which is true, and which is made up.

If you believe you spotted a reference to something, be it a light novel or a totally random flash game, you did.

And remember: The higher your score, the worse person you are.

You go on a happy camping trip with your friends where absolutely nothing bad will ever happen!

The original Vincha, in all of its rushed 2-day binge-writing glory.

You should probably read the updated version instead, this is just there to preserve the original.

Beset by the Byzantine empire, your small Slavic tribe is discussing how you can defend yourselves. They are overconfident, and you feel death will overcome you. Upset, you go visit the temple of Prabog, an ancient Slavic god that you hope will protect you. Will you find glory or death?

I recommend trying out the obviously bad choices as well. You may find the story a tad short otherwise.

The world is similar to ours in the 7th century except with the addition of magic and magic creatures.

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Looking up at the greatest airship he's ever seen, Alabasterd the Enlightened quickly finds himself losing control over his body. He knew the "friend" was too helpful to be true, but he desperately needed the help to establish a foothold in the Fallen Land against the overwhelmingly superior major factions.

If there was one thing Alabasterd hated more than women and non-whites, it was the elites controlling everything. First it was the Jews, of course, but their influence has reasonably dropped since the disaster. Now it was the Taskmaster that has taken over that spot.

He knew he could not resist the influence for long, but he clung on to the most useful of emotions - hate - and grabbed the super-powered radio given to him a long time ago by the "friend". Before he completely lost control, he focused on one person only and sent out a (hopefully not futile) transmission.

"CEO Enter... I have been... deceived..."

His legs were starting to go...

"The 'friend'... was not a friend... Called himself Luther or something..."

He completely lost control of everything below the waist.

"We were all... transformed... into dirty cyborgs..."

It was starting to spread through his chest, and he knew it would be over soon.

"You're lucky I was on guard... against you... he wanted to infiltrate you through me... Called you the only major threat..."

His hand was starting to shake and his vision was now blurry.

"You're a degenerate... leading other degenerates... but perhaps that is something I need now..."

Only time for one more sentence...

"Help me, CEO Enter... you're my only hope..."

And with that cry for help, Alabasterd the Enlightened was truly enlightened. He was now a passenger in his own body. His hatred towards the Taskmaster for transforming him into an impure cyborg was the only thing that left even that fragment of him alive. Even his love for big tittied anime girls was gone.

He crushed the radio, unsure if the transmission had reached anyone.

"How may I serve the Taskmaster?" he asked his "friend", Mack Luther.

Any story I write is very recognizably written by me, and real life bleeding in is a feature, not a bug.

I've been inactive, can I get a tl;dr of this Daiki or perhaps a beginning thread?

Hello Google Employee! I am here to answer all of your questions.

1. No we fucking don't.

2. Sure we are. Just take a look at the helpful threads in the newbie central part of the forums. We even have an admin abuse hotline!

3. Obviously. The users here take this stuff very seriously, they would never click through to an ending and rate.

4. Feedback is plentiful. Everyone here is very active and reads all of the stories, without any kind of incentive (positive or negative).

5. The moderators take their jobs very seriously, and enforce the rules and the guidelines.

6. Drama? What is that?

7. Telling someone to kill themselves counts as improvement, right?

8. No. 50k words or bust.

9. Yes, we encourage AI usage here, that much should be obvious from reading the pinned post titled "Do not post AI generated text here".

10. As often as the gods of CYS will it.

11. Not if they're funny enough.

12. Of course it is! My lawyer has advised me not to elaborate.

13. I could answer that, but the actual answer is that we do not need any story creators other than the one and only god of writing - Endmaster.

14. CYS takes itself very seriously.

15. We do not allow trolling in the glorious kingdom of CYStia.

16. CYS stands at the very peak of all writing sites.

17. Ace.

18. I personally think we need diversity, LGBTBBQ stories, pronoun selection on profile, and other stuff that helps minorities.

I had 108 WPM in that "The quick for jumps over the brown lazy dog." sentence. Could have had more maybe but I didn't know you also had to capitalize. Makes sense I guess.

Sent you an invite yummy, beating children is my favorite pastime.

I suppose I have to thank it for writing out "cis het" separately for once so I finally figured out what the fuck "cishet" means. Always thought it was something to do with shitting.

Holy shit what a faggot. A pathetic slime. No, he's the little disgusting bit of substance that's left on the bottom of your shoe after you step into dog shit.

I hope he's nice to Jamal when that nigger goes out of his wife's room.

Not surprised. The author sounds like he's on the right track there. Does he know about this place?

That'd be 2016.