Lamb on a Yellow Rose Bed

Nothing like getting your innards eaten by glow worms.

I'm giving this a slightly higher score just because the ending I got WAS so random.

I think that all of the endings were kind of bad, and they were really random. Other than that, it was a very good story.

I can't believe it. This story started so well and ends poorly.

1/8

To quote Ray Stevens, "The Pirate Song", sorry can't italicize on a phone, "I don't like it, and I don't want to do it. It's tacky." Now let me tell you why, bad grammar, too short, more random than romance, the random isn't funny random, just awkward random, and lastly Alejandro endagered a helpless polar bear.

This game is one of those games that starts with a thumbs up but very quickly becomes a straight thumbs down. This was a good romance story at the start! C'mon, you don't need all these stupid deaths and crap! That's why this isn't funny or romantic, and thus isn't anything but a 2/8.

This was NOT funny. this has BAD grammer, ugh...know Logic please...

1/8

I find it odd that this game has earned a rating of 1. It doesn't seem THAT bad. Nevertheless, it relied too heavily on the random humor of which this community has grown very tired.

*Claps slowly* This is probably the worst story I have read.

I thought it would be really interesting. I was wrong. I died... with my first choice.

I have no idea why this was created, I'm sorry.