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You are Baron Darklord McFukko, the Fourth. You work as a grocery clerk in a small village. This is not an acceptable situation, and one night the ghost of Baron Darklord McFucko the First (an edgy lad from back before the family changed their name to fit into society) visits you and informs you he's depending on YOU to restore dignity to the McFukko line, so that he may finally rest. If not, he will annoy you forever.