This is a dark comedy based off of the monologues from an old british radio show called blue jam. It follows the life of a man who is not well and his life interacting with the media world of London.
I've taken out the true ending so you can't lose but you especially can't win. Not all of the branches will continue immediately after another though there is always a link between them.
This is the second time I'm publishing this and this time I've added a bit more context to everything here so you basically know what to expect. Not everyone is going to like it but at least you know what to expect this time. It's all a bit stupid anyway.
If you've ever felt like you were born dead through your own arse then i hope you enjoy
(light disturbing imagery)