WOULD YOU RATHER PART 1

Boring. Dull. And exhaustingly horrible.

I hate these kinds of gay collaborative games. It reeks of a shitty corporate team building activity.

I bet each and every one of the faggots who volunteered questions for this travesty of a game hates this. Why are there companies out there making their shitty company icebreakers into games, and why are so many of the employees coming up with such gay questions?

This sucks, and I wish I could ban each and every single person who contributed questions to this from the internet, and make them live in Siberia. Why are you dweebs even on the site? There's like a bunch of people who seem to work in the same office or some shit. GAY.

If Attila the Gun saw this, there would be hell to pay. And why are there no questions about guns? Or Attila?

Well………

So it’s a simple quiz. But there is no story behind it so it’s just picking an option and seeing which one the author prefers. It might have been more interesting if the quiz was part of a story, or if a character had to live through and experience each of the choices they made. The way it is though, just didn’t hold my interest. My advice would be to redo this in its entirety and find a way to create some narrative with these questions.

Overall, The idea has a lot of potential, but as it is it’s pretty meh.

It was "infinite games but no games", not "infinite games but no bacon", retard.

Blister... Who told you that bacon is healthy? I quite literally could not pay attention for the rest of this game. What the heck. Anyway, these are fun questions, if only there were a plot or a story or characters to comment on properly. (Or even if the questions had been the author's own work.) Whatever. Despite the fact that you have your head permanently buried underground, I know you could be a good writer. I liked your Thunderdome entry. You're capable of better than a discount UQuiz on a choose your own adventure hobbyist site. Anyway, despite trying to go into this objectively, I don't think I can rate it higher than a 2.

Also, bacon is not healthy. SERIOUSLY WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!?!

This game is unlike any other I've seen on the site thus far. We have great epics in eternal, amazing feats of coding in delve and Koi Koi, but I don't think I've ever seen anything quite as amazing as combining the cyoa medium with the timeless buzzfeed quiz. Truly a masterclass in creativity.

Now, it'd already be a 7/8 just by the quality of the questions, but the commentary truly earns it its 8/8 status. I laughed out loud multiple times reading it, it brought me back to my childhood watching Markiplier play would you rather and would you press the button. When my dad was in prison when I visited him I'd ask him would you press the button questions.

I think the only thing that could top this is you entering the Edutainment contest and writing a storygame about the bible. I think you could teach so many people so many things and truly help them see the light of Jesus as it is.

I'm eagerly awaiting part 2. This deserves to be featured without a doubt. Maybe even in the top 5 storygames on the site

8/8

Well, I'm not really sure what to say about this. Clearly I think you would have gotten more bang for your buck if you had made a Would You Rather quiz on a website that's actually meant for this, instead of wasting brain power making so many pages for a point-and-click...

It's hard to call it an adventure. There's no creativity, no plot, no characters. It literally lacks all the features of a story.

Your first mistake was not capitalizing October on the first page. You ask questions and give your own (occasionally lengthy) reasoning for what you would choose, but that's literally the entire game. Why waste your brainpower writing multiple paragraphs' worth of trying to rationalize your choice to get paper cuts every time you turn a page? It's just silly. This fits better as a Buzzfeed quiz than here on the site.

At one point I wasn't even reading anymore, just clicking the blue links. I finished this game without blinking a single time.

What was the point of this? I'm confused. This was a waste of your time. I wish I could read something you wrote creatively.

I hope this goes well