TheCanary, The Reader

Member Since

9/9/2019

Last Activity

6/28/2025 6:16 AM

EXP Points

4

Post Count

94

Storygame Count

1

Duel Stats

0 wins / 2 losses

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Warden

Commendations

8

The Canary

Storygames

I Don't Need Air to Breathe

Submission for Mizal's "Welcome to the Jungle" noob contest.

A story about having a second chance at existence. With some twists. 

[Writers note: Though this is a CYS game, this is a lot more linear than most CYS games tend to be. There are still some different routes to explore, though!]


Another placeholder - just in case
unpublished

Another placeholder for a potential future story


Centenarian
unpublished

Villain-protagonist based story where your reign of terror will take place in a time that is dependent upon your choices. Action-adventure, slight comedy, some gore.

Entry for Bucky's Year's End Contest


Yet to be named: The Sequel
unpublished

Yet to be described part 2, electric boogaloo


Recent Posts

CYS Colony Simulator Part 1 on 6/27/2025 11:41:17 PM

I vote for garlic and feel very strongly about it! Please grow garlic it'd be real cool if you did


THUNDERDOME: TIEBREAKER on 5/31/2025 11:18:40 AM

Both of these were excellent reads, I hate to have to choose between them but for voting purposes I will say I overall preferred Story A.

Story A set the setting well, it almost gave me like a "traveling through the Oregon Trail in dire and desperate circumstances to try and survive to get to the promised land" except even the promised land was something terrible. Traveling through strife only to arrive at what was a boss battle, pretty satisfying even if we don't quite know how it ended.

Story B had a unique take on the prompt, trying to survive a disaster and then taking it into aliens and space. The idea of slowly going through space on a rickety old escape pod and not knowing whether or not you're going to make it is proper nightmare fuel. Like being stuck in the middle of the ocean on an old raft, except you dont have the chance of a helicopter flying by and rescuing you. The ending suggesting an alien made it aboard the pod adds an extra layer of doom as well. I wish we saw that play out a bit more, but I also understand the decision to leave it up to the imagination.

 

Both stories were fantastic! Either way it goes, it was a good one. 


Fresh the Fifth Daughter on 2/28/2025 1:26:47 PM

No uses AI para escribir, nunca vas a aprender asi!


Can you boil rice? on 11/13/2024 10:56:19 PM

Sherbet only photoshopped this because he was mad I beat him in a video game!


Can you boil rice? on 11/13/2024 9:30:26 PM

Yeah nice try PAL, I know how that ends. 


Can you boil rice? on 11/13/2024 9:26:45 PM

Look, if you want to kill yourself, be my guest and go right ahead! Just don't burn down the house with you. 


Can you boil rice? on 11/13/2024 7:47:45 PM

Would say I am a solid 6-7. I've been cooking for myself since I was a kid, I can competently cook most things, just need a recipe. I could always use some improvement and I am certainly no gourmet chef. Plus I would say I am better at baking than cooking, but I just enjoy doing that more. 

Rice is one of the easiest things you can make, though I also grew up in a Mexican family so I watched my mom make spanish rice all the time as spanish rice and slow cooked beans are a staple of every Mexican dinner. 

I dont tend to usually eat rice often though, not because it's bad - as others have correctly pointed out, it has no strong taste of it's own - but I just tend to prefer allotting my carbs to other things depending on what kind of dish it is. Like a good lo mein or glass noodle dish >>>  

If I had to give any advice I'd say, learn the basic safety rules on whatever stove you have access to, then find some recipes. Watch videos on how to make it, nothing wrong with mimicking someone else until you have it down yourself, no one was born knowing how to cook. Get an idea of what you want to make, find a well-rated recipe on it, and just take a bit of time to go make it. Trust me, it's easier than it looks and soon you will be customizing it to your own liking. 

Also, I know it seems cutesy to be a 22 year old who eats frozen mac and cheese and chicken tendies every day and is proud that they don't know how to cook, but it's really not. Expand your taste, eat and try things you wouldn't normally try. Learn to cook, no one should ever be below a 4/8 here. Cooking basic dishes (even some scrambled eggs or basic pasta) is one of the easiest things you can do. Bragging about not being able to work a stove is like bragging about not being able to do your own laundry, it's a life skill everyone should have down!


By Far The Most Retarded Thing Ever on 7/15/2024 8:05:13 PM

What watching 12 hours of anime a day does to a mfer


WWE Tier List on 4/28/2024 8:36:23 PM

Cody, still. Easy choice!


WWE Tier List on 4/27/2024 2:34:39 PM

Cody Rhodes number 1 

Everyone else beneath him

hope this helped!