Gandalfto123, The Reader

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A twisted clone of Gandalf The White. Here to read, rate and review stories written by greater minds than myself. Not verry active. Yet i shall try to do those things when i have time.


Location:Moria with its great 250kb wifi network.


Favourite authors on this site: EndMaster whos stories make me hate him so much,only for me to regret such an emotional response to the point of being ashamed of myself. Why? Cause his stories are amazing in the end.


Good skills: Great reading comprehension. One i am sure is usefull in this realm. Make no mistake i have seen what happens if one does not use such a skill.

Good at triggering people. Though this realm is too strong for such a powerfull skill to be employed.

Sigh. No sjws here.


Bad skills: Writeing. Though i have tried by makeing fan fictions a few times.Never the less the results are ugglier than a monkeys armpits. Reading some more should teach me the propper skills.

Generaly being an introvert means my charisma is low al the time. A curse from the gods for my misconducts at taverns. Thats it. Everything else remains a secret :)

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Congrats everyone! on 7/3/2020 10:27:26 AM
According to a website here is how you start a fire using a cell phone or smartphone battery. For survival. "To do this you will need foil paper and a cell phone battery. The foil paper can be found from cigarette/chocolate packaging and various other products. Then you will need to cut or tear a thin long strip of the foil and make the ends so they can easily make contact with the phone battery. Carefully crumple the strip, so that the flame will not easily be blown out. Remove the battery from the phone and attach the ends of the strip to the positive and negative terminals on the battery. As the current passes through the foil, it heats up and ignites the foil paper. The phone battery has a built in protection circuit so the foil strip should be as thin and long as possible. This is so it won’t prevent the fire from starting. This can also be done with an AA battery and a foil gum wrapper. But when using an AA battery cut the foil paper strip to have a narrow spot in the center." Good trick to use if you cant do it with stones or sticks like a pro or dont have matches.

Black, Female or Gay? on 7/3/2020 3:22:21 AM

Straight White Male - Gay White Male

Old Newbie Bones From Cog Says Hi on 6/11/2020 10:02:59 PM

I saw your stories. On the top rated list. Rest assured i shal read them .

How does defuncting the Police work? on 6/11/2020 9:45:01 PM

Mighty mizal if i answer that 


 i would be  a fool who don't get the word privacy. Heck might even have to check a dictionary. For some reducation.


To bad for you . Not gonna happen 


Now tell me. How many fools have honestly fallen into your trap and answerd it?

Especially since you are not being subtle

How does defuncting the Police work? on 6/11/2020 8:38:00 PM

defuncting the police works like this.

Lets promise an under educated minority. Back in the 30s  Yes uneducated at the time, to vote for us. We will keep promising them change that gives them employment.

But nah fuck it. We are the elite . We can do watever we dam please behind closed doors. Yeah lets keep our racism for a while. Keep that minority uneducated, on drugs, hip hop and blues. Gods perfect chemistry for a nation that upon the land shall become gangbangers and thugs. At least a large portion of them. You cant allways trust god to make his plans to 100% come true. This is why some of them will turn out sane normal and wise decent people. But not all.


Breaking the fourth wall: am i saying this is gods fault. Nah dude dosent even exist.  To some like me. But hyperboles are fun to use.


Back to the story.


 Now because we the elite fast forward a few decades have found ourselves in a tuff spot after years of neglecting this minority . Not telling  the bad half  to grow the fuck out of gangbanging eachother or  those  steroids for fear of being called racist  and also not giving them as a whole,  a chance to do something with their lives, we have but no choice to deploy some state of the art fagotery. The standard one wont do. And we all know its shit at changeing the world.


There was also that civil rights movement in the 60s that showed some ugly truths about us. Therfore we must not allow ourselves to fail.


So step 1 an  organisation that is  driven by the race card, instead of being a genuine cause meant to help improve the target at hand must be allowed to deploy itself. Let it be fuwelld by racial hatred and everything  will work as planed. Right?

Hatred is a strong motivater. Let their anger flow through them, take over their reason and fester as we do nothing to minimize police brutality and other racial isues they bring up. Be we democrats or republicans.

Step 2 state of the art fagotery in the collor and clothing of virtute signaling. Now this is important. We must signal our virtues to them faster then a man can orgasm. So we say their lives matter. We use media and pop culture and choose your own adventures to propagate what otherwise is a self  evident fact. That is if you have an iq above knowing how to touch yourself in the right spots.  But we need to advance this still. Make skin collor and gender  the thing that humans should be judged on. Instead of merit.

Aah. Merit and  Iq. We must abollish them and brainwash the masses to use emotional thinking instead.

Now we do  al his at the exclusion of other people. Why? Cause we are the elite magots. We do whatever the fuck we want. When we want it.

Ooh shit. Whats that? Somebody died from police brutality and we cant virtue signal  anymore cause of how we let an organisation  fester hatred.

Oh. I wonder if they have had enough of us. Boys?

Oh shit they do! Look they cant use their reason. Shit they are looting our properties and now they want to throw away our entire  law enforcers so they can loot more and get their so called justice on them.

I.e defunct the police.



Old Newbie Bones From Cog on 6/11/2020 3:17:52 PM

good to hear your ok . And i meant painkillers. Gosh i hate spelling a word wrong or using contraptions. courtesy of my old tyrannical english teacher who only expected the best 

Old Newbie Bones From Cog on 6/11/2020 3:01:52 PM

You have no idea. The freedom of just being yourself is liberating. No more cog gulag for me. Of course i will use my spyglas from time to time. Just to see how they fare.

Hey your avery. Author of  POF I saw you over there and the stuff they pulled you thrugh. Hope it didnt cost you too many painmillers. 

Old Newbie Bones From Cog Says Hi on 6/11/2020 2:43:15 PM

Helo everyone. Havent been active on this site for a long while. Never posted anything so i thought i would say helo before posting anywhere else. I intend to be useful by reading and rateing  and reviewing stories. And in doing so wash my mind of the filth that is cog fagotery. Such as  changeing your personality and not voiceing your opinion for fear of getting someone triggerd. 

Seriously fuck that. I get the whole being a model citizen and treating people with respect but their rule of not ofending others is just dumb. Unlike this websites version of that rule.

I love this site for actualy haveing rules that are based on reality.