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15 years ago

My name is the-weatherman. I have 3 websites and they are:

www.freewebs.com/the-weatherman
www.freewebs.com/dreamoutcm
www.freewebs.com/dreamoutcmforum

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15 years ago

welcome weather man.

nate

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15 years ago
Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!

Thou churlish fool-born mumble-news!

False face must hide what the false heart doth know.

Draw your neck out of your collar.

I hate you. Leave, bob. (Obviously certain people have terrible memories *cough Fleshy).

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15 years ago

no matter who it is 3j, being an ass isnt the right thing to do.

nate

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15 years ago

Who's Bob?

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15 years ago

I agree with Fleshy!

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15 years ago
http://www.chooseyourstory.com/forums/message.aspx?MessageId=5047

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15 years ago

Um...Well.....

 

Damn!

C'mon, it's been months. I'm not the same way now. I'm a lot smarter .

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15 years ago

its obvious that its bob, but still no need to be mean.

nate

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15 years ago

bob, simpsons, metsrock, ipod, ravemaster, redeye, whatever the hell your name really is, you know what you need to do. you havent done it yet. saying youve changed means nothing at this point. (ever heard about the kid who cried wolf?)

either shape up or you will be unwelcome as in the past.

nate

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15 years ago

The third website that I posted on my intro post is where you can talk with me + my friends (who are all middle school age). I won't be here often so I would like you all to check it out?

BTW, why is there no X-Mas spirit yet?

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15 years ago

First ? was a typo.

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15 years ago

Wooooow. Bob actually found a pair and came back to the site. I am in shock.

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15 years ago

It looks like he found my pair.  He's down there and refuses to come up.  I guess, Bob, whatever makes you happy.

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15 years ago

Dude, Thankgiving just ended.  I'm still in awe that X-mas wasn't being marketed before Halloween this year.  Don't ruin it.

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15 years ago

I laugh at bob's ability to be recognised under multiple clone guises

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15 years ago
Two things.

A) He's stupid
B) He wanted to be recognized.

Why else would he post the same three websites?

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15 years ago

How could anyone not know this was Bob!?  XD  Seriously, that "Dream Out MC" was his band's name, wasn't it?

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15 years ago

Ugh, Bob, next time give us a challenge when trying to figure out who you are, alright?

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15 years ago

Great. JJJ and I better hide our fucking stories.

Riley

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15 years ago

Haha, I like how no one here even remotely likes Bob... I mean, this is a site full of writers and it seems we've all band together to... Hate Bob.

Has anyone read the Declaration of Indepedence?  It's pretty much a list "fuck you's" towards the king of England at the time.  We should write or own "Declaration of Bob's an Asshole." :D

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15 years ago

no matter who it is 3j, being an ass isnt the right thing to do.

nate

 

posted from above.

 

no further hate posts will allowed. Bob has a right to be here just like everyone else. ONLY ALEX can say who is not welcome.

nate


 

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15 years ago

Uh-oh, JJJ-Fleshy war! lol Naw, I doubt it'd happen over Bob.

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15 years ago

shouldnt be. im just upholding what Alex said.

5) "Flaming," or personally attacking others on the forums is not allowed. This includes belittling and dismissive comments, such as "Whatever, JohnDoe, you're a moron and I think we all know that." When in doubt of what is "flaming," don't post.

a) Clarification. Generally speaking, witty repartee does not fall under the guise of "Flaming" - if you feel the need for playful banter, then do so using snappy comebacks, clever puns, or dated language. You're almost certainly safe yelling "you frothy crook-pated coxcomb!" But remember, the further you veer from renaissance-era insults, the more your posts risk deletion.

 

note the bolded part. so far it has not fallen under the "witty repartee".

nate

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15 years ago

Sure, no hate posts.  Got it.  You've got something wrong though:

One person cannot decide who is and is not welcome.  We, the community, decide.  If Alex bans someone, then that's different, but he can't say "Oh, you guys be nice to him," because if we don't want to allow him to a part of things, we don't have to, regardless of what Alex or anyone else says.

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15 years ago
Darn you 3j! If your going to insult someone 0ver the internet using factual evidence...

Atleast use objection maker!

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15 years ago
hehe thank fully i missed the bob episode (well i caught the tail end...)

Last year they did advertise x-mas stuff thed ay after hallowween, so i am also very happy but its decemeber now and the bubble has burst!

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15 years ago

Grrr, insert Christmas being corrupted into a consumerist munnyfest here!

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15 years ago
Zero your last post is a post from my heart.

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15 years ago

Haha, thanks...

Is Bob still around, or did he jus decide to leave again?  Haha, I think he gave up again.

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15 years ago
Hopefully.

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15 years ago

Naw, I think we warded him off.

 

*ahem* Oh, too bad. I really regret being so mean to him... */ahem*

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15 years ago
Anubis, Thou froward hell-hated canker-blossom!

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15 years ago
*DRUMROLL*
*Star Wars theme (sorry riley*

Back from the dead, (or so we thought), comes a new age of plagiarism. You will see no light, hear no noise, your body goes numb, as the weathermann reads your story, and calls it his own. He recalls back on times when a Harry Potter spoof/wannabe story was created(about here the music fades into another one bites the dust), and has a remorseful bittersweet fart, as he is disappointed for the reason that his story was basically defecating on J.K. Rowling's writing prodigy. No longer will the pages of your stories be safe, no longer will the dunce cap be lonely, no longer will the Mets feel unliked by the CYS society...

As long as Metsrock/redeye/bobmcbob<--stole that from 8 Mile!/whothefuckcareshesucksassandisawhinylittlebitchwholookslikeayoungjasonvorghees



By the way, if you've seen his YouTube videos, he looks like a young Jason Vourghees(not sure of the spelling).

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15 years ago
I wasn't under the impression that Metsrock/Simpsons = Bob

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15 years ago

I think the real equation goes something like

Metsrock + Redeye x Ipod3000 / Simpsons to the Weather man power = bob

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15 years ago

I really hate bob.

Just thought I'd put that on the table.

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15 years ago

Again? You can only put so much .50 calibre hatred on a table before it starts shooting down and eating people.

Note to self: Hatred as munitions? Must research

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15 years ago

I like your bullet analogy. Very awesome.

'Cept it'd be more like 105mm artillery pieces.

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15 years ago

I agree.  Bob must thusly be satan, because no human could possibly take so much fire and still come back for more.

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15 years ago

Agreed.

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15 years ago

Or it could just be whipping (shooting?) a dead horse.

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15 years ago

Rommel just called Bob a dead horse.

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15 years ago

*sigh*

He's oblivious to it because he's dead and no longer cares.

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15 years ago

I know, I know, I'm joking around.

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15 years ago
So to clarify...is bob ipod3000 or not? I'd really like to know...if so I might add to the verbal/typed punishment.

HE'S THE ANGRIEST GAMER YOU'VE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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15 years ago

Yes to all.

AVGN intro:

 He's gonna take you back to the past

 To play the shitty games that suck ass;

 He'd rather have a buffalo

 Take a diarrhea dump in his ear;

 He'd rather eat the rotten asshole

 Of a road-kill skunk and down it with beer.

 He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.

 He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd!

 He's the Angry Atari - Sega Nerd!

 He's the Angry Video Game...Nerd!!

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15 years ago

And that's just the abridged version.

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15 years ago

Yep. You can find the whole version on YouTube if you must.

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15 years ago

I'd rather not.

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15 years ago

Then you will never ever be able to. I prohibit you from looking up the full AVGN theme song! 4-EVARRR!!!

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15 years ago

Aw

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15 years ago
Serves him right.

My favorite line is the one about buffalo diarrhea fuck farts or something like that. Everytime I watch that I laugh until I cry.
Anyone every see the controversial "Wizard People" Harry Potter monologue? It's the funniest parody ever.

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15 years ago
Oh yeah, and Ipod or whatever they call you these days... YOU SUCK FUCK.

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15 years ago
so who are ya really?

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15 years ago
If you're talking to me, I already said I was deadly_sinner66. If not, well I'm drinking a 20 oz. Mountain Dew right now.

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15 years ago
ah, well you can ignore my pm then rofl.

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15 years ago
Shit I just replied to it, THEN looked at the forums. Lol, just finished the Mt. Dew but now I gotta pee...


Another play-by-play of my life.

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15 years ago

Pingas.

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15 years ago
what's pingas mean? PLEASE NO VOODOO CURSES!!!

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15 years ago

Say "PINGAS!" Very loudly and quicker than normal. What does it sound like?

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15 years ago
sounds like either penis or pin gas

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15 years ago

The former is correct.

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15 years ago

You hear what you wanna hear, buddy.

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15 years ago
oh zero i hear what you want me to ;)

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15 years ago

...

XD

Am I think only one who thinks that seems incredibly homosexual?

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15 years ago
well...it depends on how you want me to hear it...gorgeous.

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15 years ago

Pingas.

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15 years ago
say b h. really fast.

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15 years ago

That's cute.

Say "Gematria is a noobface" as slow as you want.

 

lol

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15 years ago
say all you want...aNOOBis. my pingas is stll bigger

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15 years ago

I don't know why, but "Abunis" is funny to me.  Maybe because Bob's gay.

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15 years ago
yeah whatever zero i still want you

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15 years ago

i had a teacher in college once that taught math. he was middle eastern, and his "H"'s sounded like "AHHCH". so when he was doing an problem he said "B AHHCH". we nearly cried.

nate

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15 years ago
oh hey fleshie how is it going??? you...uh...wanna give me your trophy?

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15 years ago

Haha, he doesn't want to do that...

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15 years ago

Do you want my trophy?

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15 years ago

Gem, did I tell you that you aren't fucking original you stupid-ass prick who likes it rough in the butt from men with grizzled beards when you call me "anoobis"? I mean, I lost count since I tell it to every newbie, or anyone who returned.

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15 years ago

Haha, true, it has gotten rather old.

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15 years ago
um no aNOOBis i wasnt aware that people called you aNOOBis. you see, aNOOBis, i havent been here as long as you. so, aNOOBis, you're the prick for being inconsiderate of my situation...aNOOBis. so how about you back the fuck off and stop giving me shit? that would be nice. oh yeah one more thing....ANOOBIS.

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15 years ago

Once again you fill teh shit because I retorted. JJJ is better at flipping shit, I'm not going to lie.

And I'm sorry that you feel special because you've been around here long enough to know that the "aNOOBis" joke is old, particularly because I'm not a newb nor a noob.

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15 years ago

(BTW, I'm referring to when you flipped teh shit on Fleshy. Just to clarify.)

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15 years ago
I'm the best at flipping shit. And btw Gem, you need to drop this one hardcore. You're calling him anoobis, (basically calling him a noob) and then admitting you haven't been around as long in the same sentence. That's just bad.

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15 years ago

Yeah, DS, shut up. 

Haha, I like how JJJ didn't get mad at all.  In fact, you were like "fuck yeah, I flip shit!"  2 Points.

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15 years ago
rofl, flipping shit can be a productive means of getting things done. Oh and, I'll still call him Anoobis.

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15 years ago
mmmkay. i get mad easy sorry i kinda realized it was a dick thing. hopefully we're ok

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15 years ago
oh yeah, course. I'm just letting ya know.

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15 years ago
I was just reading the thread again, and I realized Anubis said something about me knowing of his little nickname. I wasn't active when that came around, because (for some nooby reason) I though that I thought it up (I think...).