BerkaZerka, The Million Word Malkavian

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Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points Administrative contributions. Having 3 Storygame(s) Featured Posting 10376 Forum Posts Rated 100.0% of all Stories Given by alexp on 02/22/2013 - For being all-around awesome! Given by BerkaZerka on 01/09/2017 - In memorial of mustache wars long long ago~ Given by EndMaster on 05/31/2013 - For Dead Man Walking, Dungeon Stompage and whatever other cool stories you end up creating. Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 10/14/2013 - Great site presence and top notch AE usage Given by madglee on 04/04/2014 - Exceptional stories and great moderator! Great work, BZ! Enjoy. Given by Sethaniel on 06/14/2014 - Great moderator, amazing game-maker. Given by Will11 on 01/15/2017 - For the fantastic stories, amazing scripting and overall contributions to the site


Chuck Norris Quiz
How well do you know the Incredible Facts About The Awesome Chuck Norris? 25 Questions with Scoring
Featured Story Cows vs. Aliens!
Farmer Brown is on vacation and it's up to Fernando El Fantastico the Bull (that's you!) to save his Herd when Aliens come to harvest them! (by playing draw poker against a horde of moronic alien invaders!) Special Thanks to Killa_Robot for playtesting feedback - This Meep's For him! ^v^
Crab Arena!
You are Crab Trainer X! Choose your Crustacean Combatant and Battle for Glory in Crab Arena! The Championship Belt is within your Grasp! Can You Do It? Hell Yes You Can! Now GO!!! How To Play Fight 3 Round Battles with 4 Opponents; and then a 5 Round Battle with the Final Opponent. Each Round you choose an Attack and an Elemental Focus to power it. CLAW HAMMER beats Body Slam / BODY SLAM beats Double Snip / DOUBLE SNIP beats Claw Hammer FIRE consumes Air / WATER puts out Fire / EARTH soaks up Water / AIR blows away Earth A Color-Coded Bar shows the results between the Attacks and Focuses: Green = Win; Yellow = Draw; Red = Lose Your Attack determines who Wins the Round; the Elemental Focus determines how much Damage you will take and how many Power Points you will gain. Your Wins and Losses at the end of each Battle determine whether you advance or go down in flames.
Featured Story Dead Man Walking (Zombie Survival)
Can you survive the Zombie Apocalypse? While challenging, it's not as hard as the movies would have you believe - where they always make the worst possible decisions for the sake of drama. At least here, you will be offered logical choices amid the foolhardy and your character cares about survival even more than you do. A serious game with gory detail. Cameos (try to find them all!) Aman: Hairy bearded sledge guy applegirl: Coffee mug zombie teen Betaband: Neighbor’s fish tank brought to you by Betaband CovElite: The Cannibal Gaunt Zombie EndMaster: A survivor tells about seeing a black hooded man walking among the zombie hordes and directing them like death itself Fireplay: A madman with a taste for fire JMgskills: A zombie wearing a red shirt with the logo “YOU DIED – END GAME.” Marmotlord: A School Mascot on the run playa988: A rather short, buzz-cut, zombie in a baggy white t-shirt and jeans that gets sniped simplesabley: Tomboy survivor girl SindriV: A mysterious corpse in the street Solxd7: A police officer shit out of luck Swiftstryker: Zombie in a speedo ThisisBo: An oddly “talkative” zombie not terribly interested in eating brains ugilick: Karate kicking conquistador Special Thanks To: Aman; AtomicWaste; blob; Briar_Rose; HoraceTorys; MBrock; playa988; ugilick (For their invaluable feedback and playtesting efforts!)
Featured Story Dungeon Stompage!
An Item and Character-Stat driven Dungeon Adventure Challenge! Can you survive the perils, defeat the monsters, and win the game? Special Thanks To: JMgskills, simplesabley; betaband; Swiftstryker; madglee; October; & urnam0 (who found a second solution to the puzzle chest) (For their invaluable feedback and playtesting efforts!)
Kill Aman's Mustache
Do you have what it takes to survive the Wrath of Aman's Mustach of Doom? Are you clever enough to outwit a Penguin with a mallet? Are you man enough to wear a phony mustache? Are you Anime enough to put on a Pikachu suit and head to Vegas? Find Out Now, In: Kill Aman’s Mustache! A horror(ble) puzzle of hairy implications with a side of lice... Note that embedded audio requires windows media player plug-in to hear. You will likely be prompted to allow it if you don't already have it installed. (Please don't be mean and Rate this game poorly just because it’s a worthless piece of crap. Seriously - you will totally hurt the feelings of the thirteen year old orphan schoolgirl from Korea that I hired to write this and who has very little grasp of grammar and doesn’t speak any Engrish and is dying of toenail cancer – you heartless brutes.)
The King's Logic Puzzle
The king has proposed a contest of intellect. You have a balance scale and twelve identical looking spheres of gold - except that one is either heavier or lighter than all the rest. Using the scale and only 3 measurements, you must determine which is the 'odd ball' and whether it is lighter or heavier. If you fail, you get to be court jester for a month. The king has a terrible sense of humor - trust me; you don't want to be court jester (even for just a month). It's part of the reason he holds this contest. It's the only way he can get anyone to 'sign-up' for the job. If you can correctly guess the 'odd ball,' but not whether it's lighter or heavier than all the others, you get to go free. But if you can get the right ball AND figure out whether it's lighter or heavier - you get to keep all twelve spheres of gold. They're worth a small fortune - enough to buy your own keep - which would raise you up from lowly Surf to rich Landowner in the blink of an eye. What do you have to lose - except your dignity...
A Penguin's Fairy Tale
You are 'Penguin,' a small stuffed toy owned by a little girl named Sarah. You love Sarah very much and Sarah loves you. You know this, because Sarah says so quite often. You are Sarah's favorite toy.
Five Pin Code
The following is a 'How To It Guide,' for building a Five Pin Pass Code into your game for the purpose of pass-coding Unlockables, Game Sequels, or the like.

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How to use On-Page Variable Tricks
The following discusses the use of the On-Page Variable Code (it literally goes right on the Page in the Story Editor, as opposed to Scripting, which goes into the Scripting Boxes).

Recent Posts

Dark City Index/Feedback on 1/22/2017 2:38:38 PM
Ooh, Baltimore is an ugly industrial monolith already - let's consider using it as a model!
The Weekly Review - Edition 30 on 1/22/2017 2:34:39 PM
Very Commendable Will!
Dark City Index/Feedback on 1/22/2017 1:56:16 PM
Could add to List as Faction: Warrenites Those who live (or more accurately, end up) in The Warrens are called Warrenites, and seem to take on more and more animalistic qualities over time spent there. The majority of Warrenites are unusually large and hairy people - unkempt and feral in both appearance and manner, earning them a few colorful nicknames, such as feral hoboes, cavemen, and junkyard thugs. Warrenites almost never venture outside The Warrens and do not appear to have an established leader among them. Leader or not, the Warrenites are fiercely protective of each other and their trade - human sex trafficking. Unfortunately, the Warrenites have no shortage of depraved clientele to keep them in business for a very long time.
Dark City Index/Feedback on 1/22/2017 1:48:30 PM
Going to try my hand at a story entry for the Dark City Police Force.
Dark City Index/Feedback on 1/22/2017 1:41:43 PM
Just noticed in the Master List that the Transportation Commissioner was killed before the protest. Actually, it was a protester killed by the Transportation Commishioner. Will try to clarify more in the original post.
Dark City Index/Feedback on 1/22/2017 1:38:20 PM
Cool, fixed it to '63 in the main thread.
Hey! on 1/22/2017 1:13:39 PM
Or does he...
Dark City Index/Feedback on 1/22/2017 8:19:48 AM
Since we are establishing the current timeline as1977, should we change the earthquake date to bring it closer to more realistic subway operations? I can edit the date, so that's not a problem. What say we make it '63 rather than '03?
Dark City Index/Feedback on 1/22/2017 8:07:14 AM
Deleted the post-lock Beta, but it also removed your conversation about your entry following. Please repost below, thanks.
Dark City Index/Feedback on 1/21/2017 11:41:16 PM
It still works though, they might call themselves one thing, while the public might call them another.