Bucky, The Apprentice Scrivener

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11/14/2018 12:56 PM

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Duel Stats

11 wins / 11 losses


Infrangible Warden


September 2016 - Short Story Contest - Winner - Romulus

October 2016 - Spooky Story Contest - The NON-Shamed - Steve24833 & Malkalack & ugilick & Lampmandnando

December 2016 - Ballad Contest - Overall Winner - pugpup1 ; Traditional Winner - Romulus

January 2017 - New Frontier Contest - Co-Winners - WouldntItBeNice & Ogre11

February 2017 - Flash Fiction Contest - Winner - Romulus: Forever After

Spring 2017 - Chaos Contest - Winner - Saika: From A Great Height

December 2017 - Choose Your Own Prompt Contest - Winner - EbonVasilis: Magno

Summer 2018 - EPIC Contest - Winner - TheNewIAP: Bestist Frend Jane

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Running numerous contests. Given by BerkaZerka on 01/10/2017 - USA State Capitals - With Zombies! And Contests~ Given by EndMaster on 01/07/2017 - For all your hard work on stories and contest organization. Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 10/31/2016 - Excellent forum presence and indirectly responsible for a huge swath of excellent content through running exceptional contests. Given by Will11 on 01/14/2018 - For organising so many fantastic contests which have contributed so many great stories to the site


It's Raining Again
A short story written and scripted in about four hours.

This isn't meant to be a masterpiece or an attempt at being deep. Hopefully it shows that a competent 20 page + story can be written in a weekend's time.

Contest entrants: there's no reason to garner SHAME when entering a contest on the site. Just sit down and write.

Five Endings.

The Cliche Adventures of a Generic Hero

Generic Warning - For immature  mature audiences only.


Author's Note

I fired the ridiculous cannon up for this one and took it up to eleven.

This project has lingered untouched in my trunk for nearly a year now. Originally intended to be a short work, it grew big and fat in my notes, and was then later locked away and ignored. Life happens. Anyway, I pulled it from the graveyard and decided to patchwork the dangling ends together. 


Play through the heroic or not so heroic adventures of a Cliché knight hero! There are a series of three endings for the knight that I considered canon when I first drafted the story. These unlock the first pages of what were intended to be the other hero paths of wizard, prince and spunky girl (along with some bonus troll material). If enough people enjoy the knight's story, I'd be open to reinvesting in the project and adding one or all of them on as an expansion. Each would play as its own separate story, so don't worry, there is a full and complete story in here.


The work, however, is raw - often intentionally so. And while the 'canon' endings unlock the bonus material, there really is no winning and losing. You just do better or worse.


That said, this is a fragment of the monster that lies in my notes, coming in at a little over 22k words. I feel comfortable saying there are a few chuckles in here, so I think if it brightens one person's day then it was worth publishing.


All comments, both mean and kind, are appreciated. Enjoy.

USA State Capitals - With Zombies!
WARNING: Contains Sexual References

A mildly disturbing result of my attempts to learn my way around the editor. I dabbled a bit in basic html as well. The game functions mostly as a USA State Capitals quiz with a simple combat element. I put in a bit of a backstory, surrounding the quiz, and something mildly disturbing may happen if you die...

While this has little literary merit; hopefully, you may learn something.

Wild Billy
Warning: Not suitable for children.

Written over the course of about three days prior to the extension, as a late decision to enter EndMaster's Depraved Love Contest. The extension was squandered trying to write something more serious, but that story deserves a more honorable effort than Billy.

Billy always had a wild side, even as a tyke.

Another story where you don't really win or lose. You just have a more or less pleasant existence.

Recent Posts

Crazy people be CRAZY!!! on 11/14/2018 11:25:18 AM
How dare they take an interest in her health. Those monsters!

Crazy people be CRAZY!!! on 11/14/2018 11:24:12 AM
Should have told the instructor that it was loaded up with dick pics meant for his girlfriend, and he'd really feel a lot better if the instructor could just delete it so he wouldn't have to sit in a class for the rest of the semester knowing his dick was ingrained in the instructor's brain.

Mean girls' locker room on 11/14/2018 8:24:21 AM
Wait, CoG disciplines people for using the word condom?

Mean girls' locker room on 11/14/2018 8:20:59 AM
There’re a couple sites out there that look for cyoa submissions. I know there’s at least one for erotica/romance.

Mean girls' locker room on 11/14/2018 8:13:43 AM
This is also why we have more fun.

Mean girls' locker room on 11/13/2018 2:17:30 PM
What did they ban you for? Specifically I mean. Because if it sounds like you were more or less banned for being a non-native English user.

Mean girls' locker room on 11/13/2018 2:10:56 PM
Deus vult!

Mean girls' locker room on 11/13/2018 2:10:43 PM
Crap. I mean... Semper ubi sub ubi.

Mean girls' locker room on 11/13/2018 1:21:58 PM
You do realize this thread started with a screenshot showing a CoG affiliated discord channel where the people in the chat were mocking a CoG member who was not in the chat, right? I have a nice black kettle to go along with your pot.

Mean girls' locker room on 11/13/2018 9:13:53 AM
I’d have been disappointed if you didn’t.