Bucky, The Apprentice Scrivener

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8/22/2017 10:12 PM

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Duel Stats

11 wins / 11 losses


Infrangible Warden


September 2016 - Short Story Contest - Winner - Romulus

October 2016 - Spooky Story Contest - The NON-Shamed - Steve24833 & Malkalack & ugilick & Lampmandnando

December 2016 - Ballad Contest - Overall Winner - pugpup1 ; Traditional Winner - Romulus

January 2017 - New Frontier Contest - Co-Winners - WouldntItBeNice & Ogre11

February 2017 - Flash Fiction Contest - Winner - Romulus: Forever After

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Running numerous contests. Given by BerkaZerka on 01/10/2017 - USA State Capitals - With Zombies! And Contests~ Given by EndMaster on 01/07/2017 - For all your hard work on stories and contest organization. Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 10/31/2016 - Excellent forum presence and indirectly responsible for a huge swath of excellent content through running exceptional contests.


It's Raining Again
A short story written and scripted in about four hours.

This isn't meant to be a masterpiece or an attempt at being deep. Hopefully it shows that a competent 20 page + story can be written in a weekend's time.

Contest entrants: there's no reason to garner SHAME when entering a contest on the site. Just sit down and write.

Five Endings.

The Cliche Adventures of a Generic Hero

Generic Warning - For immature  mature audiences only.


Author's Note

I fired the ridiculous cannon up for this one and took it up to eleven.

This project has lingered untouched in my trunk for nearly a year now. Originally intended to be a short work, it grew big and fat in my notes, and was then later locked away and ignored. Life happens. Anyway, I pulled it from the graveyard and decided to patchwork the dangling ends together. 


Play through the heroic or not so heroic adventures of a Cliché knight hero! There are a series of three endings for the knight that I considered canon when I first drafted the story. These unlock the first pages of what were intended to be the other hero paths of wizard, prince and spunky girl (along with some bonus troll material). If enough people enjoy the knight's story, I'd be open to reinvesting in the project and adding one or all of them on as an expansion. Each would play as its own separate story, so don't worry, there is a full and complete story in here.


The work, however, is raw - often intentionally so. And while the 'canon' endings unlock the bonus material, there really is no winning and losing. You just do better or worse.


That said, this is a fragment of the monster that lies in my notes, coming in at a little over 22k words. I feel comfortable saying there are a few chuckles in here, so I think if it brightens one person's day then it was worth publishing.


All comments, both mean and kind, are appreciated. Enjoy.

USA State Capitals - With Zombies!
WARNING: Contains Sexual References

A mildly disturbing result of my attempts to learn my way around the editor. I dabbled a bit in basic html as well. The game functions mostly as a USA State Capitals quiz with a simple combat element. I put in a bit of a backstory, surrounding the quiz, and something mildly disturbing may happen if you die...

While this has little literary merit; hopefully, you may learn something.


Recent Posts

Choices, branching and endings on 8/20/2017 11:03:45 PM
Endmaster doesn't write linear stories.

Game of Thrones Season 7 on 8/20/2017 10:59:50 PM
The bloody dragons are faster than 747s. Except when projectiles are in the air.

Game of Thrones Season 7 on 8/20/2017 10:45:34 PM
I like how the show took their zero fucks policy regarding space and time up to eleven.

Game of Thrones Season 7 on 8/14/2017 3:33:50 PM
Isn't Davis going too? I must've missed that.

Game of Thrones Season 7 on 8/14/2017 9:24:47 AM
Hahaha, I was trying to count if they had nine when they set out. Who gets the 87 arrows to the chest? Ned's already dead!

The Internet on 8/11/2017 10:03:40 AM
Those kids that were more willing to believe Kyrie Irving than their science/geography teacher have the exact kind of shitty parents I was talking about.

The Internet on 8/10/2017 4:10:46 PM
Yeah, people are going to bitch about stupid shit and get hurt feelings about the dumbest crap that doesn't apply to them at all in their daily lives. And yeah, it promotes fear mongering and other bullshit too along with many other things that suck greatly. It's just the theme of the day. In yesteryear it was localized lynch mobs and vigilante justice on cattle rustlers and rapists and that poor innocent bastard that the charismatic man convinced everyone did something awful. And the internet probably is a big reason for helping make America fat. All of this derives from people just being generally shitty. People being shitty parents. People being shitty kids. People being shitty racists/sexists/retards. People just being flat out shitty. Point being, people will always be shitty and expand into whatever new mode of being shitty is hip at the time. It's on individual people to not suck, just as it's always been. Fortunately, not everyone sucks on the same level and some people use the internet for good things. Like when people organize funding for families that just had a hurricane eat their house. Or when little Billy has severe rectal cancer and he's only nine years old and people help pay his med bills so he can have a refill on his medicine. Good and the bad balance out in the end. Well, up to the point where all the shitty parents outbreed the good ones that teach their kids manners and math and to not slap the waitress's ass when she goes to get your food.

The Internet on 8/10/2017 3:20:51 PM
People suck. People have always sucked. People will continue to suck. People will always find new ways to suck. Internet has nothing to do with it.

The End Times - Fire and Fury Edition! on 8/10/2017 3:18:09 PM
I've been collecting bottlecaps too!

Summer Slam Bragging & Bitching thread on 8/7/2017 1:07:53 PM
So who dropped out so far?